 Selling a car on eBay: A Dipshit's Guide |
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| AZ914 |
 Oct 10 2011, 12:25 PM
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914 Dumbass  Group: Members Posts: 1,462 Joined: 6-January 03 From: Sunny Tucson Member No.: 98 Region Association: Southwest Region  |
While looking at cars online recently, I found a common theme among many of the listings. I thought I would post this 'guide' as to how to sell a car on eBay! (same applies to Craigslist)
(IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif) DESCRIPTION: It is important to buyers to have an accurate description of your car. Please take the following into consideration: 1. Please use all CAPS and NOSPACES ITMAKES IT EASIER TOREAD. 2. Please tell us that the car runs and drives good as that is all we need to know. 3. Tell us that the car is awesome, will attract attention and I can take it to the beach or the mountains as this is helpful in my purchase decision. 4. Say that the engine was rebuilt, but don't say when, what was done, or what size the engine is. 5. Tell is if it has DULE exhaust or new BREAKS. 6. Describe the $2500 stereo system but tell us in needs tires and the gauges don't work. 7. Say it needs some work or TLC but don't tell us what or where, that would be a waste of time. PICTURES: Pictures are worth a thousand words, right? 1. Please post only 1 picture of your car from about 25 feet away, that should be sufficient. 2. If the picture is all blurry or taken in the dark, that is ok, we get the idea. 3. Make sure your picture is in the smallest possible resolution as to conserve disk space. 4. If you take multiple pictures, make sure they are all of the same side of the car. 5. Only post pictures of the exterior. Nobody cares what the interior, engine bay, or trunk look like. 6. If you do post an interior picture, don't bother vaccuuming, after all, it isn't a show car (especially if you are a dealer). 7. Post pictures from different years, showing the car with different wheels, etc. We like suprises. 8. If you decide to not post pictures because it is too much of a pain, that is cool, just supply your e-mail address. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/ar15.gif) |
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| wingnut86 |
Oct 10 2011, 01:19 PM
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...boola la boo boola boo... Group: Members Posts: 1,053 Joined: 22-April 10 From: South Carolina Member No.: 11,645 Region Association: South East States |
P.S. Don't forget the disclaimer, something like "...I sell a lot of
Hypothetically, that is... I modified CRAP to state "product" (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lol-2.gif) |
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| snakemain |
Oct 10 2011, 02:06 PM
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Ronin Member Group: Members Posts: 581 Joined: 14-January 10 From: Aviano, Italy Member No.: 11,232 Region Association: None 
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And no matter what kind of product it is or how many produced just like it, you have to specify that it's RARE!
ex. 1997 Ford Mustang, Black with black interior ***RARE*** |
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| orange914 |
Oct 10 2011, 05:55 PM
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http://5starmediaworks.com/index.html Group: Members Posts: 3,371 Joined: 26-March 05 From: Ceres, California Member No.: 3,818 Region Association: Northern California |
File photos are even better
good tires = 3 different brands/sizes, sun rotted with at least 20% usable wear left good brakes = Stops the car (grinding aside) good interior = same standard as above straight pink slip = have 4 of the 7 past owners handwriten bill of sales |
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| 76-914 |
Oct 10 2011, 06:51 PM
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Repeat Offender & Resident Subaru Antagonist Group: Members Posts: 13,700 Joined: 23-January 09 From: Temecula, CA Member No.: 9,964 Region Association: Southern California
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That is too funny. It's not so much ones language but please use spell check if you can't spell, please. We won't even discuss diction. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lol-2.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/av-943.gif)
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| Elliot Cannon |
Oct 10 2011, 07:14 PM
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914 Guru Group: Retired Members Posts: 8,487 Joined: 29-December 06 From: Paso Robles Ca. (Central coast) Member No.: 7,407 Region Association: None 
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WELLKRAP!! NOWONDERITTOOK SO LONG TO SELLMY CAR.
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| jaxdream |
Oct 10 2011, 07:25 PM
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Senior Member Group: Members Posts: 974 Joined: 8-July 08 From: North Central Tennessee Member No.: 9,270 Region Association: South East States |
QUOTE(Elliot Cannon @ Oct 10 2011, 05:14 PM)  WELLKRAP!! NOWONDERITTOOK SO LONG TO SELLMY CAR. Ellyeot , you are trying to sel ur puter skllss also , hoo wants to git car from sombody that cannt evun spilll ?? Still haven't sold the Zonk ???? Jack |
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| Elliot Cannon |
Oct 10 2011, 07:28 PM
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914 Guru Group: Retired Members Posts: 8,487 Joined: 29-December 06 From: Paso Robles Ca. (Central coast) Member No.: 7,407 Region Association: None
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QUOTE(jaxdream @ Oct 10 2011, 06:25 PM) QUOTE(Elliot Cannon @ Oct 10 2011, 05:14 PM) WELLKRAP!! NOWONDERITTOOK SO LONG TO SELLMY CAR. Ellyeot , you are trying to sel ur puter skllss also , hoo wants to git car from sombody that cannt evun spilll ?? Still haven't sold the Zonk ???? Jack The Zonker has a new owner. |
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| AZ914 |
Oct 10 2011, 08:15 PM
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914 Dumbass Group: Members Posts: 1,462 Joined: 6-January 03 From: Sunny Tucson Member No.: 98 Region Association: Southwest Region |
QUOTE(Elliot Cannon @ Oct 10 2011, 06:14 PM) WELLKRAP!! NOWONDERITTOOK SO LONG TO SELLMY CAR. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lol-2.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) |
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