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> OT: Christmas 914 caption contest, You win nothing ! Just have fun
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post Dec 20 2011, 04:59 PM
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What could this kid say to this woman ? And what is she answering ? ...

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post Dec 20 2011, 07:18 PM
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I'm surprised this hasn't had a bunch of replies yet.....

That's Dirty Johny of the dirty little Johny joke fame.

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post Dec 20 2011, 07:46 PM
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Look lady, this is NOT a Porsche. Look at those lame VW hubcaps.
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post Dec 20 2011, 08:00 PM
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post Dec 20 2011, 08:17 PM
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"Hi... So, um... my friends didn't think I'd be able to distract you long enough for them to get your right front hubcap."
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post Dec 20 2011, 08:36 PM
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QUOTE(BajaXJ92 @ Dec 20 2011, 08:00 PM) *

"So you're telling me I can put it in the front AND the back?!?"










I'm talking about the scooter you pervs (IMG:style_emoticons/default/dry.gif)

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post Dec 20 2011, 08:43 PM
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Is this a Fiat ?

If you ever call this a Fiat again I'm going to kill you in your sleep you little bastard. Oh yeah I know where you live (IMG:style_emoticons/default/dry.gif)
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post Dec 20 2011, 08:48 PM
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post Dec 20 2011, 09:02 PM
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post Dec 20 2011, 10:02 PM
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post Dec 20 2011, 10:45 PM
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post Dec 20 2011, 10:48 PM
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post Dec 20 2011, 10:50 PM
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QUOTE(flipb @ Dec 20 2011, 06:17 PM) *

"Hi... So, um... my friends didn't think I'd be able to distract you long enough for them to get your right front hubcap."


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post Dec 20 2011, 11:02 PM
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Hey lady is this a real Porsche?

Kid, get your damn scooter handle off my car before I break your legs!
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post Dec 20 2011, 11:12 PM
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post Dec 20 2011, 11:39 PM
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Willhelm over there says your hair isn't JBF enough to drive this car. Oh wait it is a people's car, your ok to pass through.
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post Dec 21 2011, 02:02 AM
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QUOTE(johannes @ Dec 20 2011, 02:59 PM) *

What could this kid say to this woman ? And what is she answering ? ...

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But Mommmmm! I definitely told Santa I wanted a 914, not a dang scooter! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/sad.gif)

I know Johannes, but you're just not old enough to drive it yet.

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post Dec 21 2011, 02:46 AM
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Guy in the back looking at the wheel !
Teufel ! zoze are VW hubcapen ! zats a FOUR !... Hey Hans ! youre wasting your time !
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post Dec 21 2011, 02:50 AM
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Guy in the back looking at the wheel !
Teufel ! zoze are VW hubcapen ! zats a FOUR !... Hey Hans ! youre wasting your time !


Ahh, but a metallic blue one with a tan interior mien fruend! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wub.gif)
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post Dec 21 2011, 07:31 AM
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