What could this kid say to this woman ? And what is she answering ? ...

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I'm surprised this hasn't had a bunch of replies yet.....

That's Dirty Johny of the dirty little Johny joke fame.

"You can ride on mine if I can ride in yours!"

Look lady, this is NOT a Porsche. Look at those lame VW hubcaps.

"So you're telling me I can put it in the front AND the back?!?"










I'm talking about the scooter you pervs

"Hi... So, um... my friends didn't think I'd be able to distract you long enough for them to get your right front hubcap."

NICE!

Is this a Fiat ?

If you ever call this a Fiat again I'm going to kill you in your sleep you little bastard. Oh yeah I know where you live

I'm sure he is in squirrel heaven. He was already dead before I hit him!

"Haven't your friends ever seen a lady drive without pants on before?"

Next time, I'll give you a head start, mom.

"I think you just ran over Billy."

Lady, we can get rid of that tuna smell for .25 cents for each of us.

Hey lady is this a real Porsche?

Kid, get your damn scooter handle off my car before I break your legs!

"Yes, I did try to match the color of your shorts."

Willhelm over there says your hair isn't JBF enough to drive this car. Oh wait it is a people's car, your ok to pass through.

But Mommmmm! I definitely told Santa I wanted a 914, not a dang scooter!

I know Johannes, but you're just not old enough to drive it yet.

Guy in the back looking at the wheel !
Teufel ! zoze are VW hubcapen ! zats a FOUR !... Hey Hans ! youre wasting your time !

Ahh, but a metallic blue one with a tan interior mien fruend!

My friends over there thought that it was a VW...But I told it was a Porsche....See guys I was right!!!

Have you heard of Steve Kotajarvi?

I bought this 914 hopeing he would notice me.

Mom. Let me in the damn car. These kids are going to kick my ass for wearing these these lame socks you made me wear.

My Mom made me come over here and say sorry for sayin' "you look better with your top off."

I'm sorry my friends and I stole the PORSCHE letters off your engine grille...

WANNA RACE!

Well, see, I just had to prove to my buddies that my scooter has wider tires than your car...

I can't believe your pissing on her tire!

So, Kid....you say your dad sells jackstands?

Boy (1972):
"Nice car, Lady!..... when I get older, I'm gonna buy a car JUST LIKE THIS for around $8500, used and abused! And once I get the hell hole repaired and the rest of the rust under control, I will then put another $5000 worth of Chochkies like reproduction steel flares, 911-style dash, wider wheels, a glass top that some guy in the Pacific Northwest will probably spend way too much time designing in order to sell 15 units. And paint.... that will run another $5500 to get it done right..... and then for fun, I will end up replacing the motor with a Chevy V8, which will lead to a set of big brakes.... and then...."

Woman:
"Run along now, you dumb little bastard."

By the way.... I bought one of those glass-style tops recently.... and I LOVE IT!

So no hate mail, please.

Oh, and Dad said I should ask you to show us your head lights.

You mean like this?

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"Aintree? Whatcha goin down ta Aintree fer?"

"Oh, you mean Sandusky the place."

Ya I know your not Santa, but can I sit on your lap anyway?

No, a little HIGHER

40 years from now this car is going to be mine so would you please clean the crust off the battery!

Hey Lady, is it true I will have the biggest pecker in town if I own one?

Yes, son, it will make the ladies swoon, young girls gasp, and the naughty girls cry out for more. In fact I am stuck to the seat right now thinking about it.

Geeze lady, all I wanted was a ride.