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> So I came back.., POLITICAL WARNING
redshift
post Sep 23 2004, 02:11 AM
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Make a deal with you.

Keep the politics turned off, and I won't post in chartreuse, with a black background, and make my sig a page long.

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post Sep 23 2004, 02:26 AM
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Can you really do that?

Go ahead. We don't care.

I agree - NO politics!
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post Sep 23 2004, 02:36 AM
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Are you taunting me?



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post Sep 23 2004, 02:37 AM
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That reminds me of a joke. A guy walks into a bar and the place is empty. He orders a drink and asks the bartender if he caught the game earlier. The bartender says,"I'm sorry Sir, we don't discuss sports here. Too many bar fights from opposing fans." The guy orders another drink and asks the bartender if he saw the convention. The bartender says, "I'm sorry Sir, we don't discuss politics here, it causes too much contraversy." The guy orders another drink and asks the bartender what he thought about the Catholic Priest molestation issue. The bartender says, "Sir, we really don't like to discuss religion here, it's too personal." The guy orders another drink and says to the bartender, "You don't talk about sports, you don't talk about politics, you don't talk about religion, can I talk about sex?" The bartender smiles and says, "Sex, sure we don't mind that." The guy flips him off and says, "Fuck you!" and walks out. Oh, I've got another one. An Irishman walks out of a bar.
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post Sep 23 2004, 02:40 AM
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lol

LMAO

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post Sep 23 2004, 02:41 AM
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QUOTE(redshift @ Sep 23 2004, 01:36 AM)
Are you taunting me?

I would never be foolish enough to do that Miles.
I am supporting you. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif) Really.
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post Sep 23 2004, 02:51 AM
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I'll remember to look behind me before I turn to walk away... just in case.

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-turns to walk off-

-trips-

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post Sep 23 2004, 03:17 AM
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Are you OK? That was a nasty fall.

I hope you didn't break your neck.
Or the neck of Evangeline Guitar #0001.
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post Sep 23 2004, 03:22 AM
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seeing we still have no joke thread and this looks like as a good place as any.....



ring *** ring-g-g-g-g*** pick up***
"Hello?"
"Hi, honey, this is Daddy .... Is your Mommy near the phone?"
" No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Frank,"
After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But you haven't got an Uncle Frank, honey! "
"Oh Yes, I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now!"
"Uh, Okay, then ... here's what I want you do. Put down the phone, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy and Uncle Frank that Daddy's car's just pulled up outside the house."
"Okay, Daddy!"
A few minutes later, the little girl comes back to the phone.
"Well, I did what you said, Daddy."
"And what happened?" he asks.
"Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran round screaming, then she tripped over the rug and went flying out the front window and now she's all dead on the driveway."
"Oh my God!!!!! And what about your Uncle Frank?"
"He jumped out of bed with no clothes on too and he was all scared and he jumped out the back window into the swimming pool - but he must have forgot that last week you took out all the water to clean it, so he hit the bottom of the swimming pool and now he's all real dead too."
***long pause***
*** more pause****
Then Daddy says, " Swimming pool????...................... Is this 555-7039?
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post Sep 23 2004, 03:23 AM
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Just like Chevy Chase.. well... not at all like him, but more like... nevermind..

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ROFLMAO Bruce!
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post Sep 23 2004, 03:32 AM
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Me neither, best I can do is brown them on one side. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/pain30.gif)


been dying to use that emoticon for something.
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post Sep 23 2004, 03:41 AM
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We don't have an ass wiping smilie.


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post Sep 23 2004, 07:20 AM
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Thanks for the early mornin smiles Bob, Bruce & .....

Miles makes me smile anytime.... well, ok then almost anytime (and you always thought a trip was a fall....)

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post Sep 23 2004, 07:46 AM
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QUOTE(GWN7 @ Sep 23 2004, 01:22 AM)
seeing we still have no joke thread and this looks like as a good place as any.....


Joke thread? Never! Tasteless? Always!

so he says,

'I like my women like my whiskey'

'Yah, 12 years old and mixed up with Coke'

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post Sep 23 2004, 08:07 AM
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'I like my women like my whiskey'


'I like my women like my beer (weiss)'

Bitter with yeast on the bottom
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post Sep 23 2004, 08:35 AM
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post Sep 23 2004, 08:40 AM
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Hi Miles,

Glad you are back!

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post Sep 23 2004, 09:02 AM
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Here's where I sit.

* Politics is depressing.

* Telling everyone "No Politics" all the time is depressing.

So lets kill all of it and talk about better things.
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post Sep 23 2004, 09:53 AM
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post Sep 23 2004, 12:49 PM
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I like all the political rants as they are much better than the "Thief" threads..... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)

I always read all the crap Miles posts as it makes me laugh!
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