Fun Run 9-26 Pictures, Some carnage, lots of class Options

[Aaron Cox]

brandon...

post info for riverside AX please. i dont wanna email jim for info (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)

[Duffster]

Saturday, October 23 at the National Orange Show Grounds in SBD. Between E Street and Arrowhead, south of Mill Street. 'Nuther on on November 27. Aa will be out of school for the weekend (better be studyin' them integrals, boy!) $40 by mail if received 7 days prior to the event, $45 at the gate. Starts at 8 and goes til 2 or there abouts.

[Brando]

Wow aaron, i didnt even have to tell duffster and he knew (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wink.gif)

You going with your redHotCar Duffster? I wanna see your 914-6 tear it up a bit. The last track was pretty much all straights, Brent in his 911SC was going ... pretty freakin fast.... The next one Jim and Brent said would be a little more corner-friendly -- where our 914s shine.

I'd like to see Aaron go out there and "kick my ass" at the track, as he so blatantly spouts off when i tell him i got best in class on my second A-X. I also ran my last 3 laps in a 964 soooo (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wink.gif) I do well, but i dont do fantastic. and I'd like to see some other 914's out there so i can get an idea of what the 'average' of the 914's limits are. Then again, i dont push my car past 3500 RPMs... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wink.gif)

Point being... you SoCal 914 owners... come out to the track! It's very, very non-competitive (except for Aaron's mud-slinging) and it's gauranteed to be fun!

[Aaron Cox]

i said you'd kick your own ass if you drove my car! but...im awaiting to be humbled (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)

[MattR]

I might have to go. I really hope my car will be ready. I know ive been saying it for a while, but I honestly think its going to get done before that.
I'll have to school aaron and his measly firebreather.

Aaron should get an award for the longest backfire. hahaha. get your car tuned! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smash.gif)

[Aaron Cox]

I might have to go. I really hope my car will be ready. I know ive been saying it for a while, but I honestly think its going to get done before that.
I'll have to school aaron and his measly firebreather.

Aaron should get an award for the longest backfire. hahaha. get your car tuned! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smash.gif)

big cam+ too big mains+ lift off full throttl + spextacular fire out the tailpipe (IMG:style_emoticons/default/aktion035.gif)

[SLITS]

I might have to go.  I really hope my car will be ready.  I know ive been saying it for a while, but I honestly think its going to get done before that.
I'll have to school aaron and his measly firebreather.

Aaron should get an award for the longest backfire.  hahaha.  get your car tuned!  :smash:

big cam+ too big mains+ lift off full throttl + spextacular fire out the tailpipe (IMG:style_emoticons/default/aktion035.gif)

He thinks he's a Porsche Cup Racer and likes the flames that come out due to a to rich mixture on overrunn.

The gas companies love ricky racers like that.

He should have aimed it back at his seat to burn the stains in his undies that he made when Screwloose spun in front of him.

[Aaron Cox]

I might have to go.  I really hope my car will be ready.  I know ive been saying it for a while, but I honestly think its going to get done before that.
I'll have to school aaron and his measly firebreather.

Aaron should get an award for the longest backfire.  hahaha.  get your car tuned!  :smash:

big cam+ too big mains+ lift off full throttl + spextacular fire out the tailpipe (IMG:style_emoticons/default/aktion035.gif)

He thinks he's a Porsche Cup Racer and likes the flames that come out due to a to rich mixture on overrunn.

The gas companies love ricky racers like that.

He should have aimed it back at his seat to burn the stains in his undies that he made when Screwloose spun in front of him.

hahahaha.... leave it as is and you'll stay off my bumper (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif) or get a new paint job (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)

ron....youre up early? how are your 'depends' holding up theses days?

[phantom914]

I might have to go.  I really hope my car will be ready.  I know ive been saying it for a while, but I honestly think its going to get done before that.
I'll have to school aaron and his measly firebreather.

Aaron should get an award for the longest backfire.  hahaha.  get your car tuned!  :smash:

big cam+ too big mains+ lift off full throttl + spextacular fire out the tailpipe (IMG:style_emoticons/default/aktion035.gif)

He thinks he's a Porsche Cup Racer and likes the flames that come out due to a to rich mixture on overrunn.

The gas companies love ricky racers like that.

He should have aimed it back at his seat to burn the stains in his undies that he made when Screwloose spun in front of him.

hahahaha.... leave it as is and you'll stay off my bumper (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif) or get a new paint job (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)

ron....youre up early? how are your 'depends' holding up theses days?

Naah, if'n you want to keep him off your back bumper, use Howard's trick and throw animal entrails onto his windshield.


Andrew

[SLITS]

hahahaha.... leave it as is and you'll stay off my bumper (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif) or get a new paint job (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)

ron....youre up early? how are your 'depends' holding up theses days?

Hell, you won't even scorch my paint unless you extend your flamer out the front of your car 'cause the ass end of mine is all you'll ever see ( I know - it's your favorite view).

The heart machine woke me up early with a blast.

I just wish the depends would come in hot pink (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wub.gif)

[Aaron Cox]

Ah, tis another batlle of wits,
between me and slit and his tits
sporting the hot pink depends all day
reinforces the image that hes old and gay

waking up in the morning from a shock maker
slits brings the wits, spawned by his pace maker
although just a lad, i will admit
for an oldman, slits has large tits

slits misses out on fun runs, and teener hood
the only view he will see, is flames on his hood
hope slits's ticker is ok...
cuz who else would i bag on, for being old and gay (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/beer.gif)

[phantom914]

Aaron,

Careful, I think they are this close to revoking your Poetic License.



Andrew

[Aaron Cox]

Aaron,

Careful, I think they are this close to revoking your Poetic License.



Andrew

hahah.... im off for class

let the reaming begin (IMG:style_emoticons/default/ohmy.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)

[phantom914]

let the reaming begin (IMG:style_emoticons/default/ohmy.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)

You do seem to look forward to that. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)

Andrew

[MattR]

aaron is a flamer

[phantom914]

aaron is a flamer

All right!!!! Another one jumps on the Aaron bashing wagon.




Andrew

[MattR]

im not going to focus on aaron or slits
and their flaming tail pipes and man tits
instead this is for the socal 914ers
who choke on the smog of their beaters

the next fun run will be in la
so corona doesnt make our cars gay
you see, the oc has good weather
but in la everything is just better

okay, maybe i should shut up
my car has some hiccups
i can assure you when its done
i will give aaron a good run

so now i leave the poems for the pros
im just a newb with a big nose

okay that rhyme really sucked...im out.

[SLITS]

Ah Arron poor Arron the gay blade from Corona,
Now resides with his boyfriend in Pomona,
My pink tights and large tits he wants to fondle,
But alas he is left with another to coddle.

A driver he claims for himself to be,
Pushing his grocery cart up the street you see,
Dressed in flip flops and begging at the corner,
His pityfull teener is just a gonner.

Maybe LA for the next fun run,
Necessities are bulletproof glass and a gun,
All the signs are in a language I don't speak,
The people I really don't want to meet.

So one of these days in the future I see,
A run in the mountains just for the glee,
And if you lift in a corner and blow flames,
It'll be the Fire Dept with whom you'll play games.

Over the edge you just may fly,
On the way down, you might just start to cry,
The rocks and the trees are hard to avoid,
When your brakes and steering are just a void.

Now why I write the words in poetic form,
It is just my way to try to conform,
To the constant bashing we see in this forum,
It sure makes it much less boring.

And Arron poor Aaron in class he will be,
While the rest of us pile on this melee,
An engineer, civil at that, he wants to be,
He'll design shit we'll never see.

And all these things he learning he'll try to apply,
To make that POS teener try to fly,
And he and Screwloose will together be found,
Spinning in circles, just round and round.

With Slits, his pacemaker kicking,
Will pass poor Aaron like his brakes are sticking,
And while Aaron is wondering with Slits in sight,
Slits will disappear in the distance, like into the night.

And in his haste to make his teener faster,
A tube up his ass to capture the gasses,
From the burritos he eats and then passes,
Into the intake of the VW in masses.

The flames from the exhaust are no problem,
It's the smell that will send us all stumblinn,
As he lifts his cheek for another rumblin,
His seat will disintegrate the rest of his car crumblin.

This post has been edited by SLITS: Sep 30 2004, 02:01 PM

[Aaron Cox]

in class right now...LMAO

man... SLITS (IMG:style_emoticons/default/clap56.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smilie_pokal.gif)

(IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)

[MattR]

This guy deserves a beer! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/beer.gif)

just make sure it low carb (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)