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> 914 Sex, So come on... fess up!
My 914 has seen me get busy...
My 914 has seen me get busy...
Inside my car. [ 51 ] ** [26.42%]
On my car. [ 14 ] ** [7.25%]
Below my car. [ 2 ] ** [1.04%]
Some combination of the above. [ 29 ] ** [15.03%]
None of the above. [ 78 ] ** [40.41%]
Can I borrow a 914 to get busy? [ 14 ] ** [7.25%]
I have no 914. [ 5 ] ** [2.59%]
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Jenny
post Oct 13 2004, 03:18 PM
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Howard, there was no room for a camera. I'm sorry. It's a small car.

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post Oct 13 2004, 05:02 PM
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My 1971 had no center console of anykind, and a shifter that was removable (sometimes when you did not want it to be). The fixed seat and the center cushion make it easier...
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post Oct 13 2004, 05:04 PM
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QUOTE(URY914 @ Oct 13 2004, 03:50 PM)
Open both doors, lay on your back, and jump on baby!!!

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You have really brought a smile (evil grin) to my face.

Open doors? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/confused24.gif)

Just take the top off, and make sure she wears warm socks! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/happy11.gif)

-Rusty (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smoke.gif)

P.S. The front trunklid WILL dent if you have sex on it. Tapping and filling the dent sucks, but well worth it. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/boldblue.gif)
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post Oct 13 2004, 05:10 PM
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kick both doors open, shift into R or 3 and let the festivities begin - happens even if your an ol' fart. Helps to have the padded 3rd seat too!

I am very suspicious of the "none of the above" catageory. It may be we have a club of prevaricators of the first order.
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post Oct 13 2004, 05:31 PM
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I voted "On my car" because our bedroom is directly above the car and there was no option for "above my car".

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I have done it in a Firebird tho...
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post Oct 13 2004, 05:36 PM
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I would, but I'm afraid it'd fall off the jack stands.....Hmmmm, does getting screwed by the PO ( :dhead: ) count?
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post Oct 13 2004, 05:41 PM
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QUOTE(morphenspectra @ Oct 13 2004, 03:18 PM)
i broke one of the pivot arms to one of my headlights (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)
the pivot arm is still broke to this day but the head light still pops up!(she was 6 ft4 alittle to big to get inside so i tried the hood)ahhhhh memorys i also drove it though a fence while gettin some h**d sex and driving dont mix (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wacko.gif)


this post will self destruct b4 my wife get off work  :o

But quotes are forever (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)
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post Oct 13 2004, 06:42 PM
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Sex?? Haven't needed that since the -6 went in.... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)
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post Oct 13 2004, 06:47 PM
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They should invent a drink called

"Sex in the 914"

It would be a variant of sex on the beach but would be in a glass that was nearly impossible to drink out of..
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post Oct 13 2004, 06:48 PM
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In/on/under the 914? Not yet.

Did in the back of my old '70 VW bug... that was a feat.
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post Oct 13 2004, 08:19 PM
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I High School (1974) I had a '64 Chevy impala SS, back seat was bigger than my couch!

Now I am older, I can afford a nice 914 and a Hotel.

Watch out at FFC (IMG:style_emoticons/default/mueba.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/grouphug.gif)
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post Oct 13 2004, 09:02 PM
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QUOTE(ejm @ Oct 13 2004, 03:41 PM)
QUOTE(morphenspectra @ Oct 13 2004, 03:18 PM)
i broke one of the pivot arms to one of my headlights (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)
the pivot arm is still broke to this day but the head light still pops up!(she was 6 ft4 alittle to big to get inside so i tried the hood)ahhhhh memorys i also drove it though a fence while gettin some h**d sex and driving dont mix (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wacko.gif)


this post will self destruct b4 my wife get off work  :o

But quotes are forever (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)

oh gee thanks my wife just loves to hear about my pre marrage sexcapades. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/unsure.gif)
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post Oct 13 2004, 10:32 PM
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on top of the parts car that was parked in my driveway...

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I have done it in a Firebird tho...


I used to have an '89 IROC-Z console bruised my g/f, now wife's ribs!
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post Oct 13 2004, 10:53 PM
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Did it in an MG Midget. Then later in a 914. The 914 felt like a king size bed in comparison.
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post Oct 13 2004, 11:00 PM
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sex in the 914? hell no! Thats why I got a squareback.
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post Oct 13 2004, 11:09 PM
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QUOTE(MattR @ Oct 13 2004, 10:00 PM)
sex in the 914? hell no! Thats why I got a squareback.

so you and your "life partner" can do the nasty? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)
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post Oct 13 2004, 11:11 PM
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if by life partner you mean YOUR MOM, then yes (IMG:style_emoticons/default/finger.gif)
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post Oct 13 2004, 11:11 PM
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QUOTE(MattR @ Oct 13 2004, 10:11 PM)
if by life partner you mean YOUR MOM, then yes  :finger:


my mom's name isnt steve!
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post Oct 13 2004, 11:16 PM
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Does because I have a 914 count? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)

Closest is the back seat of a 68 bettle. Should have married that girl. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)
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post Oct 13 2004, 11:18 PM
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You seem to be quick with the gay references. I know you grew up in Corona, so you must be used to hearing this stuff.
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