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| ThinAir |
  Nov 5 2004, 11:46 AM
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Best friends  Group: Members Posts: 2,543 Joined: 4-February 03 From: Flagstaff, AZ Member No.: 231 Region Association: Southwest Region 
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A police officer pulls over a motorist, walks up and knocks on his window.
Officer: "Sir, your eyes seem to be bloodshot - have you been drinking?" Citizen: "Office, your eyes seem to be glazed - have you been eating donuts?" (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif) I can't take credit for this - I just heard it on the radio in a promo piece for this week's Pairie Home Companion show. It made me smile. |
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