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 Jan 31 2005, 04:37 PM
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Our Homeowners' association must hire from Stanford Security Rejects, Inc.
I want to paint my house. Call H/O assn (mistake 1) and they inform me I must submit a color sample and $125 to handle the cost of review. I ask, even for the same color? Yes! Go paint store with chip from house. They match it. Buy one gallon, paint piece of cardboard (8.5x11 as required) and submit it with the check. Get letter from them. 'Your color as been rejected since is does not fit the palette.' I call them and ask, 'OK, where do I get this palette?' 'There isn't one.' 'How do I know what color is OK?' 'Send us sample and we will let you know.' So come on down. You can park your car in front of my house and help me paint. When the Paint Police come by, I'll use the Patti Hurst defense.... 'A crazed NorCal liberal held me at gunpoint and forced me to use this color.' |
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Howard Hey, Nathan! Jan 31 2005, 04:37 PM
DNHunt Just a suggestion. Get a contrasting color approve... Jan 31 2005, 04:41 PM redshift I'd get a Wagner power roller, and paint the f... Jan 31 2005, 04:42 PM Meredith Jan 31 2005, 04:42 PM nebreitling LMFAO!!!
bravo ... Jan 31 2005, 04:53 PM redshift Dood, I would be out of there in a second. I don... Jan 31 2005, 04:56 PM SLITS Now watch it guys, this thread will get locked or ... Jan 31 2005, 05:00 PM ! Funny....when I was at Howie's house last mont... Jan 31 2005, 05:00 PM SLITS Jan 31 2005, 05:09 PM ! Like I would be caught dead in a Motel 6...... Jan 31 2005, 05:12 PM Headrage I bought a new home in an area that was under the ... Jan 31 2005, 05:12 PM SirAndy Jan 31 2005, 05:16 PM SirAndy Jan 31 2005, 05:19 PM sanman sound like a good way to make $125. WE WOULD ... Jan 31 2005, 05:26 PM SLITS <... Jan 31 2005, 05:28 PM jwalters http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/e... Jan 31 2005, 05:30 PM Cloudbuster So it cost $125 to compare a sheet of cardboa... Jan 31 2005, 05:38 PM scott thacher my mother was the pres of a hoa, they had simple g... Jan 31 2005, 05:45 PM Headrage There good to keep the furniture and b-b-q's o... Jan 31 2005, 05:49 PM Howard Thanks, all, for your support. It's just a bi... Jan 31 2005, 06:47 PM 914 novice Howard, they liked the color so much they probabl... Jan 31 2005, 07:00 PM TimT Howard, I drive by this house everytime I head for... Jan 31 2005, 07:23 PM redshift hahaha
Show up with full elevation plans on the n... Jan 31 2005, 07:33 PM Howard Jan 31 2005, 07:36 PM TimT Not Rt 7, Connecticut, its on 22a in Hoosick Falls... Jan 31 2005, 07:40 PM redshift Jan 31 2005, 07:43 PM neo914-6 Howard,
Can't beat em, join em. Paint and la... Jan 31 2005, 08:25 PM Joe Ricard Man sure do love living in good ole South town USA... Jan 31 2005, 08:34 PM Bruce Allert We bought a small place & 4 acres on a lake wayyyy... Jan 31 2005, 11:38 PM Howard Ya know, it's not just this. CA DMV story:
W... Feb 1 2005, 12:00 AM Rhodes71/914 I love the fact that I can have 2 boats, couple of... Feb 1 2005, 01:05 AM DNHunt Howard
I hate to tell you that you can't run ... Feb 1 2005, 08:25 AM SLITS Feb 1 2005, 10:19 AM Bruce Allert Feb 1 2005, 10:39 AM DNHunt I've got a solution.
A couple of well placed... Feb 1 2005, 10:55 AM
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