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My last will, and testament, ...and the winner is! |
redshift |
Feb 25 2005, 06:00 PM
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Bless the Hell out of you! Group: Members Posts: 10,926 Joined: 29-June 03 Member No.: 869 |
To womankind, I leave you with the knowledge that perfection did exist.
The rest is to be piled up, and burned in a pire, along with me, including all my guitars, and the pictures I told Alice I lost like 14 years ago, and the pictures I took of Pam when she got really drunk, and stayed here last year... she looks funny with her bra all pulled up, and shaving cream for pasties. Ok womankind... NEAR perfection. (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/laugh.gif) M |
J P Stein |
Feb 25 2005, 06:03 PM
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Irrelevant old fart Group: Members Posts: 8,797 Joined: 30-December 02 From: Vancouver, WA Member No.: 45 Region Association: None |
Is this THE END, Miles?
Lemmeno how it works out. |
MecGen |
Feb 25 2005, 06:04 PM
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8 Easy Steps Group: Members Posts: 848 Joined: 8-January 05 From: Laval, Canada Member No.: 3,421 |
Hard to beleave but I think I get you
(IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/screwy.gif) Cheers Joe (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/beerchug.gif) |
redshift |
Feb 25 2005, 06:57 PM
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Bless the Hell out of you! Group: Members Posts: 10,926 Joined: 29-June 03 Member No.: 869 |
I am so frikken sick, Captain Kangaroo was here earlier, and that guy Howard, from Andy Griffith. You don't want to know what I had to do to get them to leave.
(IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/icon8.gif) Tomorrow is my 2 week anniversary, man, we are going to party! M |
Joe Bob |
Feb 25 2005, 07:10 PM
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Retired admin, banned a few times Group: Members Posts: 17,427 Joined: 24-December 02 From: Boulder CO Member No.: 5 Region Association: None |
Santy Claus....won't the elves help Goat Boy in his time of need....?
Let's annoint him with lip balm, sanctify his earthly remains with rusty germanic pre-galvanized sheet metal and nuke his butt into eternity..... BTW...get well soon sweetie.... (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/grouphug.gif) |
Toast |
Feb 25 2005, 07:43 PM
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Not bad for carrying sway bars. Group: Members Posts: 3,377 Joined: 20-January 04 From: Las Vegas Member No.: 1,580 Region Association: Southwest Region |
(IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/pray.gif)
Oh hail to the Get-Well Gods...... Lets thou not taint thou Miles mind with women.... |
ChrisReale |
Feb 25 2005, 07:55 PM
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Sleazy Group: Members Posts: 2,665 Joined: 20-January 03 From: San Francisco Member No.: 176 |
Maybe you should go to the doctor (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/confused24.gif)
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Joe Bob |
Feb 25 2005, 07:57 PM
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Retired admin, banned a few times Group: Members Posts: 17,427 Joined: 24-December 02 From: Boulder CO Member No.: 5 Region Association: None |
I have a second opinion....yer uglee....too...
Rodney Dangerfield....RIP....he was sick too.... (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/blink.gif) |
mattillac |
Feb 25 2005, 07:59 PM
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robots! Group: Members Posts: 536 Joined: 27-October 04 From: vallejo,ca Member No.: 3,020 |
if you want, i could kick you in the balls really hard (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/alfred.gif) then being sick won't seem so bad. well, for a little while at least.
just jokin'. get better. smoke some (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/smoke.gif) it'll calm your stomach down. |
redshift |
Feb 25 2005, 08:13 PM
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Bless the Hell out of you! Group: Members Posts: 10,926 Joined: 29-June 03 Member No.: 869 |
I can't hold anything down, except for crack, luudes, MHHCP, the NAACP, a washer, $0.13 (don't ask) tabasco, crisco, 'molestra', "Dixie Crystals Presents: Sweet Thing", the wrapper from an overdose of Nyquil, a used tissue (I was asleep) and I can't find my Windows system auth. paperwork.
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Joe Bob |
Feb 25 2005, 08:15 PM
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Retired admin, banned a few times Group: Members Posts: 17,427 Joined: 24-December 02 From: Boulder CO Member No.: 5 Region Association: None |
Where will they bury you when you survive?
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redshift |
Feb 25 2005, 08:36 PM
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Bless the Hell out of you! Group: Members Posts: 10,926 Joined: 29-June 03 Member No.: 869 |
They bury the survivors in the front page news.
-guitar solo- M |
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