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redshift
To womankind, I leave you with the knowledge that perfection did exist.

The rest is to be piled up, and burned in a pire, along with me, including all my guitars, and the pictures I told Alice I lost like 14 years ago, and the pictures I took of Pam when she got really drunk, and stayed here last year... she looks funny with her bra all pulled up, and shaving cream for pasties.

Ok womankind... NEAR perfection. laugh.gif


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J P Stein
Is this THE END, Miles?
Lemmeno how it works out.
MecGen
Hard to beleave but I think I get you
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Cheers
Joe

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redshift
I am so frikken sick, Captain Kangaroo was here earlier, and that guy Howard, from Andy Griffith. You don't want to know what I had to do to get them to leave.

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Tomorrow is my 2 week anniversary, man, we are going to party!


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Joe Bob
Santy Claus....won't the elves help Goat Boy in his time of need....?

Let's annoint him with lip balm, sanctify his earthly remains with rusty germanic pre-galvanized sheet metal and nuke his butt into eternity.....

BTW...get well soon sweetie.... grouphug.gif
Toast
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Oh hail to the Get-Well Gods......
Lets thou not taint thou Miles mind with women....
ChrisReale
Maybe you should go to the doctor confused24.gif
Joe Bob
I have a second opinion....yer uglee....too...

Rodney Dangerfield....RIP....he was sick too.... blink.gif
mattillac
if you want, i could kick you in the balls really hard alfred.gif then being sick won't seem so bad. well, for a little while at least.

just jokin'. get better. smoke some smoke.gif it'll calm your stomach down.
redshift
I can't hold anything down, except for crack, luudes, MHHCP, the NAACP, a washer, $0.13 (don't ask) tabasco, crisco, 'molestra', "Dixie Crystals Presents: Sweet Thing", the wrapper from an overdose of Nyquil, a used tissue (I was asleep) and I can't find my Windows system auth. paperwork.


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Joe Bob
Where will they bury you when you survive?
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redshift
They bury the survivors in the front page news.

-guitar solo-


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