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> Missing Person(s) Report, Sir Andy and Jeroen
Bleyseng
post Mar 30 2005, 09:37 PM
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Jeroen's little girls...........


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post Mar 30 2005, 10:24 PM
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I probably should lock this thread....

Its getting really "BAAAAAD"



Ok... I can't resist this.....



There was this farmer name Jeron that bought himself some sheep. He figured that he wouldn't have to worry about getting wool or lamb chops if he just bred the sheep.

Well after a while he noticed that his sheep were not getting fat due to being pregnant. So he calls the vet. Jeroen asked the vet, how can you tell when sheep are pregnant?

The vet said that the sheep will lay around instead of grazing. Jeroen said OK and hung up the phone.

Well after a couple more weeks go by, there still is no signs of his sheep being pregnant. So he calls the vet again.

The vet said that he may have to artifically inseminate.

Jeroen hung up the phone and thought about it for a while. Well he wasn't sure what the vet meant. So he didn't want anybody to think he was stupid or any thing, so he loaded up all the sheep and went into the sticks. He screwed all the sheep and then took them back home.

The following day came and he noticed the sheep are still standing around. So he loaded the sheep up again and took them back into the sticks. This time he screwed the sheep twice for good measure.

The next day rolled around and still not a darn thing. So he loaded up the sheep again. Took them to the sticks again and spent all day with them.

The next day he was to tired to even get out of bed. So he yelled at his wife and asked her, "Where are the sheep? Are any of them lyin' around?"

The wife said, "No, no sheep lying around. They are all in the truck --- and one is honking the horn! (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/lol2.gif) (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/chairfall.gif)

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post Mar 31 2005, 11:37 AM
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i'm here ...
what's the latest date you need the brochures ???

i got swamped here with "real" work in the last two weeks, i had a major software release this last monday and spend all day monday, tuesday and wednesday fixing stuff ... (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/headbang.gif)

and on top of that i cam down with a stomache flu over the weekend. (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/icon8.gif) (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/barf.gif)

so, now i'm back on track ...

they're almost done, i'll send you and update. printing them will be easy. you still need 100 copies?
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