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Cuda911
post Jul 29 2016, 01:34 AM
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Confucius say: Man with one pressure gauge always knows pressures. Man with two gauges is never sure.
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post Jul 29 2016, 05:21 AM
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A little OT

Confucius say; "he who fart in church, Sit in own pew"

Back OT

Confucius say; "no matter what the day, Don't forget the Targa or you Pay"
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post Jul 29 2016, 09:06 AM
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Confucius says, "Like the Himalayas, thy value shall continue to rise."
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post Jul 29 2016, 10:22 PM
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Confucius say, man with engine in the middle may spin like a top.

More may be hidden than just the headlights

There may be a whole lot of hell in a dark place.

Not only an elephant with luggage has two trunks.

If you must lift your lid to get gas, you are living in the past.

When it rains inside, your top is on.

"Bumpers" are nothing more than an illusion.

Not only English men have left sided hand-brakes.

Rusty rockers like large knockers will drive a good man insane

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post Jul 31 2016, 09:07 AM
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If you don't know 914s, you don't know Jack (stands).

The truth, like clutch cables, get longer with age.

If the tin worm and ferrous oxide had a love child it would be the 914.

914 owners get excited when the top comes off.
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post Jul 31 2016, 11:43 AM
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Rust is a precious metal... 914s are precious.
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post Jul 31 2016, 01:21 PM
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post Jul 31 2016, 02:16 PM
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QUOTE(RickS @ Jul 30 2016, 12:22 AM) *

Confucius say, man with engine in the middle may spin like a top.

More may be hidden than just the headlights

There may be a whole lot of hell in a dark place.

Not only an elephant with luggage has two trunks.

If you must lift your lid to get gas, you are living in the past.

When it rains inside, your top is on.

"Bumpers" are nothing more than an illusion.

Not only English men have left sided hand-brakes.

Rusty rockers like large knockers will drive a good man insane



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Good stuff!!!
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post Jul 31 2016, 03:32 PM
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Confucius asks,

which part of owning a vintage Porsche did you think was going to be inexpensive—the vintage part or the Porsche part?
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post Jul 31 2016, 03:44 PM
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The best day in a 914 is the day before something breaks.

Why buy an expensive 911 when you can pay the same (or more) for rust repair.

You don't have to be a bad ass to be feared, just show up at an autoX.

The fastest way to down grade you wallet is to upgrade your teener.

NARP is not just a way of life, it is life.
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post Jul 31 2016, 03:53 PM
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Confucious say "Anyone & everyone will stop to share their 914 story with you"
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post Jul 31 2016, 09:33 PM
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NARP is the answer to Why not What
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post Jul 31 2016, 10:11 PM
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Confucius say: If it doesn't work now, what did you just fix that could break it?

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post Jul 31 2016, 11:23 PM
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.....Confucious say;

When you go for ride in 914.come back in one piece.....not just bring back 1 piece.
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post Aug 1 2016, 09:57 AM
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When opening the frunk and people ask, "Where's the engine" open rear trunk and say "OMG, where did it go?"

Not only Yogis can levitate a foot off the ground.

Oil leaks in the garage are inverted.
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post Aug 1 2016, 07:48 PM
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Confucius say: Water spray is not good for 914
Confucius say: Road salt is NEVER good for 914
Confucius say: Battery tray was NEVER good for 914!
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post Aug 1 2016, 07:56 PM
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Confucius say

"Appearance group get you five Fuchs"
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post Aug 1 2016, 08:09 PM
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Confucius say - man who has engine in rear must rethink physics... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/idea.gif)
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post Aug 2 2016, 08:03 AM
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Blessed be the lowered.

Men who buy new, never knew.

A dog-leg is not always in golf.
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post Aug 5 2016, 12:57 AM
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Air from the spare make the squirters only fair.
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