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> WWOT, HOW TO MAKE $6K IN A WEEK?
fatlando
post Apr 12 2005, 02:42 PM
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Just day dreaming, but how can I make 6K in a week to pay for the motor I want??

With the exception of selling my young hot body, holding up a liquor store or selling my 914, ......any ideas??

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post Apr 12 2005, 02:46 PM
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2 options

1) sell drugs
2) print money in your basement (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif)
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post Apr 12 2005, 02:49 PM
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400 visits to the sperm bank. (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/rocking nana.gif)
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post Apr 12 2005, 02:50 PM
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is your 914 worth $6K?!?!! (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/w00t.gif)

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post Apr 12 2005, 02:53 PM
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What's that other stuff you can donate? It's not regular blood... Plasma? Yeah, I think that's it. It pays well, right? proally not to the tune of 6K well, though. Yeah, best bet is to rob a store (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/ph34r.gif) or maybe kidnap someone.

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post Apr 12 2005, 02:57 PM
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All right, I sell my car for 6k, then get the motor i want, what do i do with the motor?????

Life sux!!
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post Apr 12 2005, 03:02 PM
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Do what everyone else does (including the government). Borrow it.

Go get a loan. Then you can pay $15K (over the next 15 years) to get your $6K motor now.

It's called F**K tomorrow, live for today!
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post Apr 12 2005, 03:05 PM
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Have your S/O sell her young hot body (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/w00t.gif)
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post Apr 12 2005, 03:11 PM
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QUOTE (Eric_Shea @ Apr 12 2005, 01:05 PM)
Have your S/O sell her young hot body (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/w00t.gif)

She said no already (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/mad.gif) (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/mad.gif) She doens't understand....to her it's that "stoopid porsche"
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post Apr 12 2005, 03:13 PM
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where is my local sperm bank.....

im hurtin for cash....

like 50 bucks a sample? (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/idea.gif) (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/mueba.gif)

OR! you guys can pay me not to pro create! (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/laugh.gif) (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/laugh.gif) (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/laugh.gif) (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/laugh.gif)
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post Apr 12 2005, 03:37 PM
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QUOTE (Aaron Cox @ Apr 12 2005, 01:13 PM)
where is my local sperm bank.....

im hurtin for cash....

like 50 bucks a sample? (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/idea.gif) (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/mueba.gif)

OR! you guys can pay me not to pro create! (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/laugh.gif) (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/laugh.gif) (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/laugh.gif) (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/laugh.gif)

I thought you were the local Corona sperm bank (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/w00t.gif)

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post Apr 12 2005, 03:46 PM
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Credit card debt (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/happy11.gif)

Sell yer other stuff (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/idea.gif)

(2nd) Job (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/idea.gif)
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post Apr 12 2005, 04:02 PM
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drugs, plasma, sperm...

or just apply for every credit card you can...


you could however do something unheard of: wait, or find a cheaper engine...
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post Apr 12 2005, 04:36 PM
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Look on the FBI home page. Find one of the people they want and collect the reward.
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post Apr 12 2005, 04:46 PM
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Shoot, I just might try this.

If the sperm bank will give you $50 bucks a visit...
Just visit your sperm bank 6 times a day for the next 20 days. $6,000.

What's the big deal, right?

930 tranny in sight! (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif)
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post Apr 12 2005, 04:51 PM
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i've thought about the sperm bank thing before. if you are particularly "eligible" (hi IQ, good looking, etc. -- in other words, none of us) you can make $100 a pop.

decided against it for my own ethical concerns. starting to rethink it, though...
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post Apr 12 2005, 04:52 PM
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QUOTE (fatlando @ Apr 12 2005, 03:42 PM)
Just day dreaming, but how can I make 6K in a week to pay for the motor I want??

With the exception of selling my young hot body, holding up a liquor store or selling my 914, ......any ideas??

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Set up an apiary (bee hive) in your back yard. Blackmail your neighbours to get rid of it. (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif)
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post Apr 12 2005, 04:53 PM
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QUOTE (nebreitling @ Apr 12 2005, 03:51 PM)
i've thought about the sperm bank thing before. if you are particularly "eligible" (hi IQ, good looking, etc. -- in other words, none of us) you can make $100 a pop.

decided against it for my own ethical concerns. starting to rethink it, though...

ethics and sperm bank?
puhlease.... use your food money on car parts....so you can tell yourself you need to whack it to get food money (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/laugh.gif) (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/lol2.gif)
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post Apr 12 2005, 04:55 PM
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QUOTE (nebreitling @ Apr 12 2005, 02:51 PM)
i've thought about the sperm bank thing before. if you are particularly "eligible" (hi IQ, good looking, etc. -- in other words, none of us) you can make $100 a pop.

decided against it for my own ethical concerns. starting to rethink it, though...

I can see the headlines now!

Sudden Rise in Sperm Donation......strange coincidence...they all drove Fiat X19's!!! (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/laugh.gif) (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/laugh.gif)
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post Apr 12 2005, 04:59 PM
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Not sure about the ethics of it all, but it'd be damn creepy to be walking down the street twenty years down the line and see a twenty year old that looks a lot like you. (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/idea.gif) If you donate a lot, it'd be like starting a franchise.

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