Home  |  Forums  |  914 Info  |  Blogs
 
914World.com - The fastest growing online 914 community!
 
Porsche, and the Porsche crest are registered trademarks of Dr. Ing. h.c. F. Porsche AG. This site is not affiliated with Porsche in any way.
Its only purpose is to provide an online forum for car enthusiasts. All other trademarks are property of their respective owners.
 

Welcome Guest ( Log In | Register )

3 Pages V  1 2 3 >  
Reply to this topicStart new topic
> Stoopid Fucking Idjut Report....Manfred
Joe Bob
post Apr 14 2005, 04:30 PM
Post #1


Retired admin, banned a few times
***************

Group: Members
Posts: 17,427
Joined: 24-December 02
From: Boulder CO
Member No.: 5
Region Association: None



Been in negotiations for the last week and a half with a guy from Georgia/Colorado about Manfred.

He asked for a PPI, no problem, negotiated a price, no problem, busted my balls over a Guarantee that the car would be problem free.....hmmm, that's what the PPI is for right?

I mean, I installed a USED motor, into a tub that some ELSE built, and it 35 years OLD and "I" am supposed to give an open ended money back thingy?.....told him NO....didn't say fuck off, didn't say, Cousin Guido was gonna hunt his ass down.....just said NO.....As-IS....just like on Ebay and according to CA Law..... (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/cool_shades.gif)

Weasel Dick called me back...said sorry and re -opened negotiations....made me go down and have my newly rebuilt trans opened up and confirm that there was an LSD in there...

Went back home...got a call....makes me go BACK down to confirm the VIN WITH the owners papers....did that....the PPI guy ran me home as he was gonna have a truck p/u Manfred there....signed the pink and everything.....fucker called me on the way home an cancelled the deal.......


ANYONE DEALING WITH A DOUCHE BAG NAMED TERRY COBB...out of Georgia and Colorado....runaway......I find this asshole......he will regret wastig my time....prolly just knock him down and give him a nasty head rub or sumthin'

Best part was...he called me back and told me to stick my car up my ass.....like the fact that it passed the PPI with flying colors and he made me run all over town...I'm the ASSHOLE?

Well normally I AM an ASSHOLE....but I was being business like....

Herre's his cell number....if ya call him and tell he's an asshole...go ahead....even if ya wanna call and tell him THAT HE DID gud and THAT "I'M an ASSHOLE" go ahead....just make his day miserable.....

512-970-4571
User is offlineProfile CardPM
Go to the top of the page
+Quote Post
Aaron Cox
post Apr 14 2005, 04:32 PM
Post #2


Professional Lawn Dart
***************

Group: Retired Admin
Posts: 24,541
Joined: 1-February 03
From: OC
Member No.: 219
Region Association: Southern California



should we spam his email? (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/lol2.gif)
User is offlineProfile CardPM
Go to the top of the page
+Quote Post
Joe Bob
post Apr 14 2005, 04:36 PM
Post #3


Retired admin, banned a few times
***************

Group: Members
Posts: 17,427
Joined: 24-December 02
From: Boulder CO
Member No.: 5
Region Association: None



Sure....
fcobb@sprynet.com
User is offlineProfile CardPM
Go to the top of the page
+Quote Post
seanery
post Apr 14 2005, 04:36 PM
Post #4


waiting to rebuild whitey!
***************

Group: Retired Admin
Posts: 15,852
Joined: 7-January 03
From: Indy
Member No.: 100
Region Association: None



that sucks!
what a workup for nothing. Send him some old smelly fish in a tightly sealed box C.O.D. (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/barf.gif)
User is offlineProfile CardPM
Go to the top of the page
+Quote Post
rick 918-S
post Apr 14 2005, 04:38 PM
Post #5


Hey nice rack! -Celette
***************

Group: Members
Posts: 20,443
Joined: 30-December 02
From: Now in Superior WI
Member No.: 43
Region Association: Northstar Region



Give em one of these! (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/alfred.gif) I hate guy's like that. A-hole! (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/dhead.gif)
User is online!Profile CardPM
Go to the top of the page
+Quote Post
JoeSharp
post Apr 14 2005, 04:53 PM
Post #6


In Irvine, Ca. May 15-18
****

Group: Members
Posts: 3,947
Joined: 9-July 03
From: DeLand, Florida
Member No.: 898
Region Association: South East States



Sorry to hear that Mike, so if your still gunna take him to the WCC, you got lights? If you need um just come down and get um.
(IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif) Joe
User is offlineProfile CardPM
Go to the top of the page
+Quote Post
Bazza
post Apr 14 2005, 04:54 PM
Post #7


Member
**

Group: Members
Posts: 114
Joined: 26-February 05
From: New Smyrna Beach, FL
Member No.: 3,661



That bites.

Terry, I realise you do not know me but allow me to convey on my friend Z's behalf:

(IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/finger.gif) (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/flipa.gif) (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/boid.gif) (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/pissoff.gif) (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/flipa.gif) (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/finger.gif)

Sincerely, your good friend,
User is offlineProfile CardPM
Go to the top of the page
+Quote Post
bondo
post Apr 14 2005, 04:55 PM
Post #8


Practicing my perpendicular parking
****

Group: Members
Posts: 4,277
Joined: 19-April 03
From: Los Osos, CA
Member No.: 587
Region Association: Central California



Moon him! And don't forget the bunny ears! (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/bootyshake.gif)
User is offlineProfile CardPM
Go to the top of the page
+Quote Post
Joe Bob
post Apr 14 2005, 04:56 PM
Post #9


Retired admin, banned a few times
***************

Group: Members
Posts: 17,427
Joined: 24-December 02
From: Boulder CO
Member No.: 5
Region Association: None



Dunno....prolly gonna go get drunk, have my way with a transvestite callperson and ruin my life and wake as a born again lesbian or sumthin'......

The whole gig just makes me pissed off.,.....
User is offlineProfile CardPM
Go to the top of the page
+Quote Post
jwalters
post Apr 14 2005, 04:59 PM
Post #10


Sooo Close.......
***

Group: Members
Posts: 1,677
Joined: 14-May 04
From: Huntsville, AL
Member No.: 2,068
Region Association: Europe



(IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/mad.gif) Here is what I am doing to your chicken ass hole..................


Attached image(s)
Attached Image
User is offlineProfile CardPM
Go to the top of the page
+Quote Post
Rusty
post Apr 14 2005, 05:00 PM
Post #11


Wanted: Engine case GA003709
*****

Group: Admin
Posts: 7,941
Joined: 24-December 02
From: North Alabama
Member No.: 6
Region Association: Galt's Gulch



QUOTE ("Z" @ Apr 14 2005, 05:30 PM)
512-970-4571

He's very rude. After I started politely with "Good afternoon, fuckbag..."... can you believe he hung up on me? (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/ohmy.gif)

-Rusty (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/smoke.gif)
User is offlineProfile CardPM
Go to the top of the page
+Quote Post
Bazza
post Apr 14 2005, 05:05 PM
Post #12


Member
**

Group: Members
Posts: 114
Joined: 26-February 05
From: New Smyrna Beach, FL
Member No.: 3,661



QUOTE (jwalters @ Apr 14 2005, 02:59 PM)
(IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/mad.gif) Here is what I am doing to your chicken ass hole..................

Youch J - man that's harsh, dOOd (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/icon8.gif) !
User is offlineProfile CardPM
Go to the top of the page
+Quote Post
Verruckt
post Apr 14 2005, 05:17 PM
Post #13


Senior Member
***

Group: Members
Posts: 716
Joined: 14-July 04
From: Midwest
Member No.: 2,348



QUOTE (Lawrence @ Apr 14 2005, 05:00 PM)
QUOTE ("Z" @ Apr 14 2005, 05:30 PM)
512-970-4571

He's very rude. After I started politely with "Good afternoon, fuckbag..."... can you believe he hung up on me? (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/ohmy.gif)

-Rusty (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/smoke.gif)

See that was your mistake right there. See, he is in Georgia, so you should have said "Good evening, fuckbag..."

Remember, Georgia is Eastern time zone. One hour ahead of us. (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/wink.gif)
User is offlineProfile CardPM
Go to the top of the page
+Quote Post
Elliot_Cannon
post Apr 14 2005, 05:24 PM
Post #14


Senior Member
***

Group: Retired Members
Posts: 1,922
Joined: 26-March 03
From: Orange County Ca
Member No.: 480
Region Association: None



I am outraged, very pissed off and somewhat aroused!!! I am at this very moment hurling silent epithets and insults in the general direction of Colorado AND Georgia!!
I would like to personally tell this lowlife what a lowlife, douche bag, spineless, dickless moron he is. And if I ever see him I will give him such look that would leave him speechless and unable to control his bowels.
I feel so strongly about this that if you install a 3.2 liter engine in Manfred and guarantee that no part of this car will ever break in my life time I will write a check immediately for the incredible sum of... $5000!!!
Your lifelong friend till tomorrow morning, Elliot
User is offlineProfile CardPM
Go to the top of the page
+Quote Post
SLITS
post Apr 14 2005, 05:25 PM
Post #15


"This Utah shit is HARSH!"
**********

Group: Benefactors
Posts: 13,602
Joined: 22-February 04
From: SoCal Mountains ...
Member No.: 1,696
Region Association: None



Send Miles down to open up a barrel of Whup Ass on him and then have his way with him....it'll be a change from goats (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/unsure.gif)
User is offlineProfile CardPM
Go to the top of the page
+Quote Post
scottb
post Apr 14 2005, 05:41 PM
Post #16


who wants a PEZ?!
***

Group: Members
Posts: 1,993
Joined: 27-December 02
From: south-(not north)-wick, MA
Member No.: 32
Region Association: North East States



perhaps i should send him a love letter from his mother/sister/aunt.....

could all come from the same email address judging from his behavior (sorry to all non-inbred southern folk) (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/screwy.gif)

i will bump elliots offer to the astronomical sum of $5002 and a six pack of schlitz.... (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/beer.gif)

pm me with your acceptance....
User is offlineProfile CardPM
Go to the top of the page
+Quote Post
phantom914
post Apr 14 2005, 05:45 PM
Post #17


non-914-owner non-club member
***

Group: Benefactors
Posts: 1,013
Joined: 24-February 04
From: Covina,CA(North ofWest Covina)
Member No.: 1,708



QUOTE (Elliot Cannon @ Apr 14 2005, 03:24 PM)
............................
I feel so strongly about this that if you install a 3.2 liter engine in Manfred and guarantee that no part of this car will ever break in my life time I will write a check immediately for the incredible sum of... $5000!!!
Your lifelong friend till tomorrow morning, Elliot

Don't forget to ask for a PPI


Andrew
User is offlineProfile CardPM
Go to the top of the page
+Quote Post
Elliot_Cannon
post Apr 14 2005, 05:51 PM
Post #18


Senior Member
***

Group: Retired Members
Posts: 1,922
Joined: 26-March 03
From: Orange County Ca
Member No.: 480
Region Association: None



QUOTE (phantom914 @ Apr 14 2005, 04:45 PM)
QUOTE (Elliot Cannon @ Apr 14 2005, 03:24 PM)
............................  
 I feel so strongly about this that if you install a 3.2 liter engine in Manfred and guarantee that no part of this car will ever break in my life time I will write a check immediately for the incredible sum of... $5000!!!
           Your lifelong friend till tomorrow morning,   Elliot

Don't forget to ask for a PPI


Andrew

Naaah. I trust him. Besides if things didn't work out I would feel really sad and maybe even spit on the sidewalk and think bad thoughts.
cheers, Elliot
User is offlineProfile CardPM
Go to the top of the page
+Quote Post
cha914
post Apr 14 2005, 05:55 PM
Post #19


MUSR 8 - 5lug conversion done wed - drive 500miles thrus
***

Group: Members
Posts: 739
Joined: 31-December 02
From: Austin, TX
Member No.: 63



Interesting...wonder why he would have a central TEXAS area code when he is in georgia???

(IMG:http://www.nanpa.com/area_code_maps/usmaps/tx.gif)

no 512 in georgia...

(IMG:http://www.nanpa.com/area_code_maps/usmaps/ga.gif)

User is offlineProfile CardPM
Go to the top of the page
+Quote Post
SLITS
post Apr 14 2005, 05:58 PM
Post #20


"This Utah shit is HARSH!"
**********

Group: Benefactors
Posts: 13,602
Joined: 22-February 04
From: SoCal Mountains ...
Member No.: 1,696
Region Association: None



That splains it...He's an AGGIE!
User is offlineProfile CardPM
Go to the top of the page
+Quote Post

3 Pages V  1 2 3 >
Reply to this topicStart new topic
1 User(s) are reading this topic (1 Guests and 0 Anonymous Users)
0 Members:

 



- Lo-Fi Version Time is now: 6th May 2024 - 05:52 PM