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> "My sausage is missing!!", I need some dimensions from Eric Shea..
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post Apr 18 2005, 01:09 AM
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So I'm in the "Mens Room" and I opener her up........wait a minute here! (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/huh.gif) My sausage is missing!! (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/ohmy.gif) Someone must have been messing with her sometime in the past because it's obvious there was a sausage in there before. (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/dry.gif) Who would do such a thing? (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/mad.gif)

My parking brake won't work without it... (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/wink.gif)

Can anyone give me the dimensions of your sausage if you've got one layin' around? Gonna have to make a replacement.

I included a pic I got from Eric's post showing his, but it's hard to tell how big it really is from the picture.

Thanks! (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/beer.gif)



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post Apr 18 2005, 03:34 AM
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I see three sausages with a greasy metal springy thing stuck to them. It's really hard to tell how big they are because the pic only shows one end. (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/laugh.gif)

No really, I might have one in my garage in my rear brakes parts box. I'll check later this morning.
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post Apr 18 2005, 06:26 AM
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This thread just sounds all wrong!! (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/ohmy.gif) What is wrong with us??
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post Apr 18 2005, 06:41 AM
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It's even wrong-er looking at that picture!
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post Apr 18 2005, 07:12 AM
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Ok,
I pulled out my sausage so I can take a measurement for you. It is a little weiner!
Using a digital caliper I measure the length to be 0.768", and the diameter to be 0.236". It has hemispherical ends.
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post Apr 18 2005, 07:14 AM
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My sausage is bigger than yours. (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif)
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post Apr 18 2005, 07:58 AM
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QUOTE (URY914 @ Apr 18 2005, 09:14 AM)
My sausage is bigger than yours. (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif)

Prove it!
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post Apr 18 2005, 08:13 AM
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QUOTE (Racer Chris @ Apr 18 2005, 05:58 AM)
QUOTE (URY914 @ Apr 18 2005, 09:14 AM)
My sausage is bigger than yours. (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif)

Prove it!

You'd like that, wouldn't you? (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/w00t.gif)

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post Apr 18 2005, 08:18 AM
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I have an extra sausage... beat that guys (wait a minute... DON'T BEAT IT). (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/w00t.gif)

The sausage is yours for the cost of shipping. PM me with the details.
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post Apr 18 2005, 11:00 AM
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QUOTE (Eric_Shea @ Apr 18 2005, 06:18 AM)
I have an extra sausage... beat that guys (wait a minute... DON'T BEAT IT). (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/w00t.gif)

The sausage is yours for the cost of shipping. PM me with the details.

Free sausage? (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/idea.gif) Thanks for the very tempting and generous offer Eric but I can't wait that long, I need to get a sausage in there NOW, I need closure! (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/mueba.gif) The whole assy. is being held up waiting on sausage insertion, and since Chris told me how big his was (size matters, and pics ARE deceiving...Yours looked much bigger from the pic), I'll just whip one out at work, greeze it up and slide it in there when I get home tonight. (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/smash.gif)

Thanks again for the offer Eric! And thank you Chris taking the time to measure it for me! (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/beer.gif)
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post Apr 18 2005, 11:14 AM
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"My sausage is missing!!"



Did you buy a 911 by any chance?
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post Apr 18 2005, 11:20 AM
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QUOTE (balljoint @ Apr 18 2005, 09:14 AM)
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"My sausage is missing!!"



Did you buy a 911 by any chance?

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You might have something there, I just bought a 911 front suspension from Ebay, and then went out to work on my rears. That's when I noticed my sausage missing........I guess that "911 = lack of sausage" thing isn't just a myth! (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/unsure.gif)
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post Apr 18 2005, 11:21 AM
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QUOTE (balljoint @ Apr 18 2005, 09:14 AM)
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"My sausage is missing!!"



Did you buy a 911 by any chance?

I think if it is missing you're a Vette owner.

If it is small you're a 911 owner.

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post Apr 18 2005, 11:23 AM
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You guys are really out there, you know that?? Let's just hope no women read this thread and get the wrong impression. (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/laugh.gif)
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post Apr 18 2005, 11:37 AM
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QUOTE (skline @ Apr 18 2005, 09:23 AM)
You guys are really out there, you know that?? Let's just hope no women read this thread and get the wrong impression. (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/laugh.gif)

I don't know what you're talking about Scott, girls love guys that know how to fix things.......like brakes. That is what we're talking about Scott, where's your mind at (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/huh.gif) (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif)
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post Apr 18 2005, 11:43 AM
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QUOTE (skline @ Apr 18 2005, 09:23 AM)
You guys are really out there, you know that?? Let's just hope no women read this thread and get the wrong impression. (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/laugh.gif)

And this coming from a guy that has an ultra-sound of a fetis driving a car!

When my wife first saw your avatar she said, "That's sick!". I said look closely at it. Than she said, "Hey, that's cute..."

Paul (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif)
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post Apr 18 2005, 01:51 PM
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you guys are SICK... funnier than H-ll though

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post Apr 18 2005, 01:56 PM
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.... big around as an ankle, and 14" long.

My snausage.



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post Apr 18 2005, 03:00 PM
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14 quotation marks long eh? Here's a visual for you...

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okay, and whose ankle?
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post Apr 18 2005, 03:04 PM
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