So I'm in the "Mens Room" and I opener her up........wait a minute here! My sausage is missing!! Someone must have been messing with her sometime in the past because it's obvious there was a sausage in there before. Who would do such a thing?

My parking brake won't work without it...

Can anyone give me the dimensions of your sausage if you've got one layin' around? Gonna have to make a replacement.

I included a pic I got from Eric's post showing his, but it's hard to tell how big it really is from the picture.

Thanks!

I see three sausages with a greasy metal springy thing stuck to them. It's really hard to tell how big they are because the pic only shows one end.

No really, I might have one in my garage in my rear brakes parts box. I'll check later this morning.

This thread just sounds all wrong!! What is wrong with us??

It's even wrong-er looking at that picture!

Ok,
I pulled out my sausage so I can take a measurement for you. It is a little weiner!
Using a digital caliper I measure the length to be 0.768", and the diameter to be 0.236". It has hemispherical ends.

My sausage is bigger than yours.

QUOTE (URY914 @ Apr 18 2005, 09:14 AM)

My sausage is bigger than yours.

Prove it!

QUOTE (Racer Chris @ Apr 18 2005, 05:58 AM)

QUOTE (URY914 @ Apr 18 2005, 09:14 AM) My sausage is bigger than yours. Prove it!

You'd like that, wouldn't you?

Paul

I have an extra sausage... beat that guys (wait a minute... DON'T BEAT IT).

The sausage is yours for the cost of shipping. PM me with the details.

QUOTE (Eric_Shea @ Apr 18 2005, 06:18 AM)

I have an extra sausage... beat that guys (wait a minute... DON'T BEAT IT). The sausage is yours for the cost of shipping. PM me with the details.

Free sausage? Thanks for the very tempting and generous offer Eric but I can't wait that long, I need to get a sausage in there NOW, I need closure! The whole assy. is being held up waiting on sausage insertion, and since Chris told me how big his was (size matters, and pics ARE deceiving...Yours looked much bigger from the pic), I'll just whip one out at work, greeze it up and slide it in there when I get home tonight.

Thanks again for the offer Eric! And thank you Chris taking the time to measure it for me!

QUOTE

"My sausage is missing!!"

Did you buy a 911 by any chance?

QUOTE (balljoint @ Apr 18 2005, 09:14 AM)

QUOTE "My sausage is missing!!" Did you buy a 911 by any chance?

You might have something there, I just bought a 911 front suspension from Ebay, and then went out to work on my rears. That's when I noticed my sausage missing........I guess that "911 = lack of sausage" thing isn't just a myth!

QUOTE (balljoint @ Apr 18 2005, 09:14 AM)

QUOTE "My sausage is missing!!" Did you buy a 911 by any chance?

I think if it is missing you're a Vette owner.

If it is small you're a 911 owner.



Paul

You guys are really out there, you know that?? Let's just hope no women read this thread and get the wrong impression.

QUOTE (skline @ Apr 18 2005, 09:23 AM)

You guys are really out there, you know that?? Let's just hope no women read this thread and get the wrong impression.

I don't know what you're talking about Scott, girls love guys that know how to fix things.......like brakes. That is what we're talking about Scott, where's your mind at

QUOTE (skline @ Apr 18 2005, 09:23 AM)

You guys are really out there, you know that?? Let's just hope no women read this thread and get the wrong impression.

And this coming from a guy that has an ultra-sound of a fetis driving a car!

When my wife first saw your avatar she said, "That's sick!". I said look closely at it. Than she said, "Hey, that's cute..."

Paul

you guys are SICK... funnier than H-ll though

Troy

.... big around as an ankle, and 14" long.

My snausage.



M

14 quotation marks long eh? Here's a visual for you...

""""""""""""""

okay, and whose ankle?

Rosie O-MY-Freeking-Gawd-That's-Huge'Donnell.



M

QUOTE (redshift @ Apr 18 2005, 03:04 PM)

Rosie O-MY-Freeking-Gawd-That's-Huge'Donnell. M

she dont play that way anymore.....she doesnt care about any of that stuff anymore.,..

QUOTE (URY914 @ Apr 18 2005, 06:14 AM)

My sausage is bigger than yours.

It was colder here