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| tdgray |
 Jul 20 2005, 01:37 PM
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Thank God Nemo is not here to see this  Group: Members Posts: 9,705 Joined: 5-August 03 From: Akron, OH Member No.: 984 Region Association: None  |
I think I way have slipped into another dimension here (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/ohmy.gif)
My 2005 Subby Outback is possesed, I'm now sure of it. I think it is trying to kill me... or itself (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/hide.gif) I've had this car for a little over 7 months now... about six thousand miles. In the last month and a half. These things have occured. 1) Going down freeway - rock hits windshield. Nice crack is forming. 2) Heading home down a rural four lane. Road is being repaired, dark and all of a sudden WHAM. Assholes forgot to cover part of the road they dug up. Two bent rims and possbile damage to suspension (can't tell until rims are replaced). 3) In some parking the other side of this reality and in a time at which I did not notice. Some asshat puts a nice dent and crease in my passenger side rear door and quarter. My wife noticed and then asks me what I hit. ME? I'm not the one who runs over trash cans, tractors etc. AND THE LATEST 4) My car in my parking space at work. A crane is being brought in to move some heavy equipment around the shop. As it is driving by my car BOOM. The hook and turnbuckle drop from the crane and lands about two feet from my car. I am NOT getting in this car to go home until someone comes and exorcises the demons from it. (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/dry.gif) Anyone (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/unsure.gif) |
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| seanery |
Jul 20 2005, 01:43 PM
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waiting to rebuild whitey! Group: Retired Admin Posts: 15,852 Joined: 7-January 03 From: Indy Member No.: 100 Region Association: None |
sell it and move on to another car.
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| SGB |
Jul 20 2005, 01:45 PM
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just visiting Group: Members Posts: 4,086 Joined: 8-March 03 From: Huntsville, AL Member No.: 404 Region Association: South East States |
(IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/happy11.gif)
Miles is probably a priest of some sort.... (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/smoke.gif) |
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| tdgray |
Jul 20 2005, 01:57 PM
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Thank God Nemo is not here to see this Group: Members Posts: 9,705 Joined: 5-August 03 From: Akron, OH Member No.: 984 Region Association: None |
Can't.... leased it. Maybe I should check the executed lease documents. Probably signed by Lucifer (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/blink.gif) |
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| Joe Bob |
Jul 20 2005, 02:24 PM
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Retired admin, banned a few times Group: Members Posts: 17,427 Joined: 24-December 02 From: Boulder CO Member No.: 5 Region Association: None |
Give it the 009 dizzy float test....
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| ablose58 |
Jul 20 2005, 09:18 PM
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rust never sleeps Group: Members Posts: 584 Joined: 6-December 03 From: port orchard,wa. Member No.: 1,422 |
(IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif) (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/mueba.gif) Float tests are COOL (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/happy11.gif) AL |
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