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> Carerra GT photo needs a caption, Winner gets a free 914Club membership
johnmhudson111
post Aug 1 2005, 09:23 AM
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Um, is this covered under the warranty?

Um, Mr. Johnson, the valet has had a small problem parking your car.

Dear dad,
I am writing you to tell you I have run away and joined the foreign legion. I know this is is comming as a surprise to you but I feel it is for the best.
Your Son
P.S. I left your new car at....

Fritz, having a flashback to his days in the army, test his new panzer's off road abiities...

Beers and happy Monday....
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post Aug 1 2005, 09:45 AM
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The governement relalized that it was cheaper to buy the "porsche gt tempoary bridge" then to use the normal supplier.
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Carl
post Aug 1 2005, 10:22 AM
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Ummm ... what?
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Having failed at Indy, Porsche redesigns the plow.
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post Aug 1 2005, 11:13 AM
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post Aug 1 2005, 12:10 PM
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Thanks you for using OnStar, how can we help you today?
Uhhh...
Sir, are you ok?
Uhh.. mm yeah.. uhh.. I wrecked..
Sir, is everyone ok.
Yeah, I wrecked 2 houses.
Sir?
My car. It's worth 2 houses, and I just wrecked it.
It's worth two houses? HUD houses?
No, like medium expensive tract houses, in like Iowa.
Whoa, Sir! What happened?
I dunno, I guess the on-board navigation thought the turn was a little tighter..
Hmm.. ok, well what can I do for you today?
Hmm.... I just saw people taking pictures of my accident. I need these people eleminated, and I need the evidence destroyed.
Sir, are you asking me to take part in a conspiracy to cover up your poor judgement?
... hmm... yes.
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post Aug 1 2005, 01:28 PM
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Seeking its elusive fourth product line, Porsche follows Honda into lawnmowers.
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post Aug 1 2005, 01:50 PM
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Miles is now looking for new employment after losing his valet parking job.
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post Aug 1 2005, 02:32 PM
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QUOTE (jonwatts @ Jul 31 2005, 08:55 PM)
"Well thanks for the test drive, Jeroen."

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post Aug 1 2005, 02:47 PM
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post Aug 1 2005, 04:02 PM
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HI Dad..How is the vacation going?
Yes I' doing my homework...and I watered the plants.
How's the car.....What...? I can't hear you..... Dam Cell phones
My Love to mom see you in a few days.
Bye
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post Aug 1 2005, 08:21 PM
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post Aug 1 2005, 08:29 PM
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QUOTE (DuckRyder @ Aug 1 2005, 06:21 PM)
"Good tires....But certainly not Great tires..."

Great quote! I remember it from a Road and Track where a guy is standing with his Lambo in the background and he has slid off a mountain road. (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/laugh.gif)
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post Aug 1 2005, 08:46 PM
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post Aug 1 2005, 09:52 PM
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post Aug 2 2005, 05:54 AM
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post Aug 2 2005, 07:15 AM
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post Aug 2 2005, 05:21 PM
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QUOTE (URY914 @ Aug 1 2005, 10:29 PM)
QUOTE (DuckRyder @ Aug 1 2005, 06:21 PM)
"Good tires....But certainly not Great tires..."

Great quote! I remember it from a Road and Track where a guy is standing with his Lambo in the background and he has slid off a mountain road. (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/laugh.gif)

Yep, cracks me up everytime I see it!!!

I was thinking it was a 308, guys standing in the snow smoking a pipe.........

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post Aug 2 2005, 06:27 PM
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Told ya we shouldn't have run with the Michelins.
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post Aug 2 2005, 06:35 PM
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QUOTE (URY914 @ Jul 31 2005, 06:42 PM)
I found this on another forum. It's a C-GT that ended up in a ditch at a I-95 off ramp in South Florida. I know it looks fake but there are other photos with this one so I think it is real.

OK, chime in. A 914Club membership is yours if you win.

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post Aug 2 2005, 06:40 PM
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You said left, right?
Right.
Right?
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