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Member ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 491 Joined: 29-November 04 From: Nesbit, MS Member No.: 3,191 ![]() |
Um, is this covered under the warranty?
Um, Mr. Johnson, the valet has had a small problem parking your car. Dear dad, I am writing you to tell you I have run away and joined the foreign legion. I know this is is comming as a surprise to you but I feel it is for the best. Your Son P.S. I left your new car at.... Fritz, having a flashback to his days in the army, test his new panzer's off road abiities... Beers and happy Monday.... |
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Senior Member ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 506 Joined: 8-June 04 From: Eastern Pennsylvania Member No.: 2,177 ![]() |
The governement relalized that it was cheaper to buy the "porsche gt tempoary bridge" then to use the normal supplier.
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Ummm ... what? ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 781 Joined: 17-January 03 From: San Jose, CA Member No.: 163 Region Association: Northern California ![]() |
Having failed at Indy, Porsche redesigns the plow.
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neo life ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 5,086 Joined: 16-January 03 From: Willow Glen (San Jose) Member No.: 159 ![]() |
"Well I walk on fire already so I thought..."
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Bless the Hell out of you! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 10,926 Joined: 29-June 03 Member No.: 869 ![]() |
Thanks you for using OnStar, how can we help you today?
Uhhh... Sir, are you ok? Uhh.. mm yeah.. uhh.. I wrecked.. Sir, is everyone ok. Yeah, I wrecked 2 houses. Sir? My car. It's worth 2 houses, and I just wrecked it. It's worth two houses? HUD houses? No, like medium expensive tract houses, in like Iowa. Whoa, Sir! What happened? I dunno, I guess the on-board navigation thought the turn was a little tighter.. Hmm.. ok, well what can I do for you today? Hmm.... I just saw people taking pictures of my accident. I need these people eleminated, and I need the evidence destroyed. Sir, are you asking me to take part in a conspiracy to cover up your poor judgement? ... hmm... yes. |
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Ummm ... what? ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 781 Joined: 17-January 03 From: San Jose, CA Member No.: 163 Region Association: Northern California ![]() |
Seeking its elusive fourth product line, Porsche follows Honda into lawnmowers.
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Life's been good to me so far..... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Admin Posts: 16,318 Joined: 11-September 03 From: Hurst, TX. Member No.: 1,143 Region Association: NineFourteenerVille ![]() ![]() |
Miles is now looking for new employment after losing his valet parking job.
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(IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/laugh.gif) (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/lol2.gif) (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/chairfall.gif) Winner! (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/smilie_pokal.gif) |
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just visiting ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 4,086 Joined: 8-March 03 From: Huntsville, AL Member No.: 404 Region Association: South East States ![]() |
"I'm getting different tires on the next one!"
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Member ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 478 Joined: 4-August 04 From: Moraga, CA Member No.: 2,449 ![]() |
HI Dad..How is the vacation going?
Yes I' doing my homework...and I watered the plants. How's the car.....What...? I can't hear you..... Dam Cell phones My Love to mom see you in a few days. Bye |
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Avatars Mode: OFF because of the recalcitrant few. ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Benefactors Posts: 767 Joined: 8-January 03 From: Georgia Member No.: 110 ![]() ![]() |
"Good tires....But certainly not Great tires..."
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I built the lightest 914 in the history of mankind. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 126,373 Joined: 3-February 03 From: Jacksonville, FL Member No.: 222 Region Association: None ![]() |
Great quote! I remember it from a Road and Track where a guy is standing with his Lambo in the background and he has slid off a mountain road. (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/laugh.gif) |
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Thread Killer ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 110 Joined: 26-May 05 From: Great Lakes Member No.: 4,151 Region Association: Upper MidWest ![]() |
(IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/givemebeer.gif) Lawn ornaments of the Redneck Rich & Famous.
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Send me your transmission! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 23,038 Joined: 21-November 03 From: Loveland, OH 45140 Member No.: 1,372 Region Association: MidAtlantic Region ![]() ![]() |
Balls!? I don't see any balls hanging from there, do you? (must be a female car (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/wink.gif) )
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Member ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 387 Joined: 5-July 04 From: Toledo, Oh Member No.: 2,306 ![]() |
"I told you I knew of a little out of the way spot," what was your name again?" (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/grouphug.gif)
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Mid-Engn. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 4,406 Joined: 24-February 03 From: Plymouth & Petoskey, MI Member No.: 346 Region Association: Upper MidWest ![]() ![]() |
I do my own oil changes. Tom |
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Avatars Mode: OFF because of the recalcitrant few. ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Benefactors Posts: 767 Joined: 8-January 03 From: Georgia Member No.: 110 ![]() ![]() |
Yep, cracks me up everytime I see it!!! I was thinking it was a 308, guys standing in the snow smoking a pipe......... (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif) |
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Incontin(g)ent Member ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Benefactors Posts: 5,785 Joined: 24-July 03 From: Westlake Village, CA Member No.: 943 Region Association: None ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Told ya we shouldn't have run with the Michelins.
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And a river runs through it...... |
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rust free you say ? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 16,375 Joined: 7-January 05 From: richmond, Va. Member No.: 3,419 Region Association: None ![]() |
You said left, right?
Right. Right? NO LEF'F'F'F'F'F'F'.................t Oh........... (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/sad.gif) Shit................ (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/unsure.gif) |
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