THE INFAMOUS D & G ALL 914 SWAPMEET, SUNDAY OCT 23rd Options

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Well it's time for the second installment of the D&G All 914 Rusty Parts Swap Meet and Animal Flesh Roasting Festival. Yes, we will be doing our part to prevent "Global Warming" due to Bovine Flatulence (however, we can do nothing about "Z" and Howie).

So, on Sunday, Oct 23, drag all the rusty crap you haven't been able to sell to 914nonclub.com members and see if some unlucky sucker sucker will take it off your hands. Starting at 8:00 AM the festival will go on till at least Noon (at which time we get really tired of watching "Z" try to grope anybody who gets near and we all go home. For those rusty parts that still don't sell, we may have a roll-off to dispose of them (steel only...as if 914s were made of real steel (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/laugh.gif) ).

The proposed address is the back lot of The Recycler Core Company @ 2727 Kansas Ave, Riverside, CA., 92507.

There will be no "Show and Shine", no prizes and best of all, all pinky lifters will be tied to the electric gate for a session of "show and tell (us about yer innards). Live entertainment scheduled:

1.) Slits cooking and not spitting in your burgers or hot dawgs
2.) Watching Lisa iron the wrinkles from her birthday suit
3.) Watching Toast trying to convince the crowd she is a toowench while fending off "Z's" booby traps
4.) SKlines crying fit when the Shalom doesn't run
5.) Personal interviews with the criminals proscuted in "The Case of The Missing Prototype.
6.) Brando's Mutli Color Car
7.) Tech Session with A-aron Admin & Britt..."Why a future M.E. cannot adequately understand mechanical issues on 914s"
8.) Elliot Cannon's..."I can Fly without Wings" demonstration
9.) Clayton's "Understanding the Mexican Criminal System".

I'm sure we will schedule more.


Well, that's about it, except the G of D&G requests a $5.00 donation to help pay for cleanup of the fuchin mess you people make. And I'm charging $10 per person to open the gate for anybody under 60.

Mark your calendar, mark your underwear (which reminds me, can an admin stick this).

C-ya there!!!!

Directions upon request, however my response time is usually 2 - 3 weeks.