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Brando
post Oct 17 2005, 09:11 PM
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Some theives actually know when to cut their losses.

I thing gassing them with HALON or CARBON or NITROUS OXIDE would be best (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/smile.gif)

Come out a few hours later and they're passed out and/or needing an ambulance.
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post Oct 17 2005, 09:13 PM
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QUOTE (Brando @ Oct 17 2005, 09:11 PM)
Some theives actually know when to cut their losses.

I thing gassing them with HALON or CARBON or NITROUS OXIDE would be best (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/smile.gif)

Come out a few hours later and they're passed out and/or needing an ambulance.

Halon.... then you can claim that the thieves tripped your fire system.... (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif)
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post Oct 17 2005, 09:14 PM
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Cleans up with a vacuum cleaner, right? (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif)
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post Oct 17 2005, 09:21 PM
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Halon is a non corrosive gas... it dissipates on it's own. It also displaces all the oxygen in the air... smothering the fire (and anyone caught in the room too).

The thieves get in the car and close the door. They try to steal the stereo. The door locks snap down and the halon discharges. Thieves pass out from lack of oxygen. When they wake up they have a REALLY bad headache from oxygen depravation. That is, if they wake up.......
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post Oct 17 2005, 09:44 PM
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yeah man...what are you going to do with a dead body?



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post Oct 17 2005, 09:48 PM
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Call the police! Or have the alarm trigger a beeper on your keys or something...
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post Oct 17 2005, 10:51 PM
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Clay,
You rock. Guys, pay attention. Clay made a theif run crying home to his mommy. Awesome. Clay is the king of this thread now. (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/pray.gif)

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post Oct 17 2005, 11:48 PM
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(1) "HARDENED STEEL" STEERING WHEEL/STEREO LOCK.


(2) REMOTE CONTROL ACTIVATION, SHUT OFF & TAZER TEST.


(3) MOTION DETECTOR & SCREECHING 130 DECIBEL SIREN.


(4) 5,900 MILLIWATTS OF PATENTED "TAZER ZAP" TECHNOLOGY.


(5) LOWERS QUALIFIED INSURANCE RATES BY 15%.


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post Oct 18 2005, 10:03 AM
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If you try to find more info about the "auto tazer" you just get this:
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Unfortunately, this item is no longer imported into this country and thus is no longer available.

Some crybaby probably sued. (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/dry.gif)
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post Oct 19 2005, 01:42 PM
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Good news i got the digital camera working and now i have pics of my center console i made (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/monkeydance.gif)


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post Oct 19 2005, 01:42 PM
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You'll have to excuse my seats, im workin on that.


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post Oct 19 2005, 02:37 PM
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That's pretty nice... now you got me thinkin...
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post Oct 19 2005, 07:03 PM
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do you have any constructin / assembly pics????

Very nice! (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/smilie_pokal.gif) (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif)
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post Oct 19 2005, 07:20 PM
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No, no progress pics. Basically i used 1/2 in MDF press board and to get the curve i bent a piece of metal from a cabinet shelf around a leg of my work bench. for the door i used the same metal and bolted the whole thing into the stock tray holes. although i did make it an inch too wide the 1st time and had to cut it down where the deck just barely fits in between the console sides. i didnt even have enough room to use the deck trim plate. The back of it fits underneath the back pad all the way to the metal. It took a lot of head scratching but its done and im happy (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/mueba.gif)
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post Oct 20 2005, 11:48 AM
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I have read everyones ideas about how to protect the music machine in the 914. I too have a Kenwood, using the stock speakers tucked under the dash. The KW has a removable faceplate leaving an ugly rectangle on the dash. In the past twelve months I have dug out the faceplate and actually played the radio just one time. I just love to drive and my music is my motor. The stereo is in the usual location which makes it a pain in the behonkis to adjust while wearing four points. I guess it would come in handy on a long drive so I would like to move it to a place between the seats, low on the firewall. I have taken out the original padding and I am replacing it with a sound proofing pad coverd with leather (lighter is faster). A passenger could fool around with the music (never drive a long one alone). I really want a fuel gauge were the radio is now. Any constructive comments?? Please?? MSG L lurking again
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post Oct 20 2005, 05:43 PM
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Do you have size demensions for it or something....
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Well, go about twelve or eighteen inches or so up off the deck, then cut a hole in the firewall. Mount the radio in that hole and run the wires right down the center tunnel. I could wrap the radio with a heat wrap. I could even fab up a little metal box to go around it and bolt/weld it to the wall. Does anybody see any dumb stuff yet??
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post Oct 21 2005, 05:42 PM
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wouldnt that put a huge mess o metal in the engine bay or is all this going inside the car? or am i on the wrong end of the car anyways. Also soemthing that helps a lot is a fully functional remote so you dont have to put it close enough to mess with it. Whats even neater is cd changers that connect to almost any new deck. Pioneer has a very nice unit which is the one i ended up buying that has a cd changer plug in, xm sirius ready, 1/8 in auxillary plug in the back, hook ups for cell phone mute so when ur phone rings ur deck mutes, front and rear pre outs, and it has a dolphin screen saver. (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/wink.gif) .I believe i saw a 50 cd changer on jvc's website for a rediculous amount of money.
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post Oct 21 2005, 06:03 PM
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QUOTE (rogergrubb @ Oct 17 2005, 10:48 PM)
5,900 MILLIWATTS OF PATENTED "TAZER ZAP" TECHNOLOGY.

Wow, that's the most impressive way I've ever heard 5.9 Watts expressed. (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif)
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post Oct 21 2005, 06:09 PM
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QUOTE (bondo @ Oct 21 2005, 05:03 PM)
QUOTE (rogergrubb @ Oct 17 2005, 10:48 PM)
5,900 MILLIWATTS OF PATENTED "TAZER ZAP" TECHNOLOGY.

Wow, that's the most impressive way I've ever heard 5.9 Watts expressed. (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif)

milli, kilo, mega....


it's all greek to me. not the perps though. (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/wink.gif)
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