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> Our Lady of Mulholland, Today's Sermon
Howard
post Dec 24 2005, 01:38 PM
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Yea, though I carry too much speed into the blind decreasing radius turn, I fear no evil, as thou art with me. We have been down this path before, and you give me the confidence to pull through.

But Satan is everywhere, and his malevolent followers, clad in spandex of many colors and 4 abreast, blocked my path at apex. Braking produced the expected weight transfer, and my ass headed for the chasm.

But I remembered your words, applied a bit of throttle, and you saw me through another difficult time. Thou art truly with me.
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post Dec 24 2005, 01:40 PM
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(IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/smilie_pokal.gif) funny how well that works, isn't it?

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post Dec 24 2005, 01:45 PM
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AMEN my brother AMEN........


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post Dec 24 2005, 02:28 PM
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Amen! I practiced that religion a few times when I lived in Malibu area.
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post Dec 24 2005, 03:54 PM
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QUOTE (Howard @ Dec 24 2005, 12:38 PM)
Yea, though I carry too much speed into the blind decreasing radius turn, I fear no evil, as thou art with me. We have been down this path before, and you give me the confidence to pull through.

But Satan is everywhere, and his malevolent followers, clad in spandex of many colors and 4 abreast, blocked my path at apex. Braking produced the expected weight transfer, and my ass headed for the chasm.

But I remembered your words, applied a bit of throttle, and you saw me through another difficult time. Thou art truly with me.

Your enchanted experience would have been fully complete if you had had a roadside chat with the non-spandex clad man in blue & black who would, without your expressed request from behind those dark pilot's glasses (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/cool_shades.gif) , critique your driving ability for a few measly pesos.
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post Dec 24 2005, 04:15 PM
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Ron, stay away from the dark side...
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post Dec 24 2005, 04:21 PM
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I believe it's time to declare a holy war on all things colorful and spandex clad...

Can I get an Amen (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/pray.gif)
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post Dec 24 2005, 04:35 PM
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AMEN

The spandex clad crowd speaks in foreign tongues!
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post Dec 24 2005, 05:59 PM
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AMEN...but in the spirit of Christmas...forgive the children of the spandex, for they knoweth not the Way of the ProperLine, and they be ignorant of the Truth of the Apex...
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post Dec 24 2005, 08:23 PM
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Even the highest on high would forgive us this day for creating a spandex point system. (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/aktion035.gif) (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/driving.gif)
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post Dec 24 2005, 08:36 PM
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QUOTE (goose2 @ Dec 24 2005, 03:59 PM)
AMEN...but in the spirit of Christmas...forgive the children of the spandex, for they knoweth not the Way of the ProperLine, and they be ignorant of the Truth of the Apex...

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post Dec 24 2005, 09:25 PM
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Minor hijack: Maybe we should reconsider the NY route? Frazier Park is starting to sound better....
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