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> How old is Slits..???????, So MattR and I were talking.... And...
Twystd1
post Jan 3 2006, 11:12 PM
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So.. I have heard things like.

Ron was around while Jesus was in puberty.

That Ron rode dinasaurs for fun with Wilma and Fred.

Slits was the first REAL Pope.

The Movie BRAVEHEART WAS ACTUALLY A factual story of Ron's early life in Europe.

Aarons is really Ron's sixteenth cousin by marriage. (Possible beastiality issues based on past experiances)

Toast doesn't really know how old he is. But she uses the term ancient a lot in conversations.

Possible Factoid. Slits farts dust. No smell... Just dust......

Ron actually wrote the Koran as a party Joke for Omar Kyam. (I sense impending doom)

If Ron isn't a Polish noble... Why does he think like a Pollak???????????


Any more contributions to the real age of Ron.. AKA Slits is welcome... cause people really need to know the truth.

Especially MattR... His life is hanging on the truth....................

With much Regards and sanctimonyous thinking.

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Note. Not a lot of intelect here... Just thirst for the truth.
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post Jan 3 2006, 11:12 PM
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ron is pre history.
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post Jan 3 2006, 11:19 PM
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He's not that old. He got carded for Social Security!


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post Jan 3 2006, 11:21 PM
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Didn't Slits supply parts to Noah when he was trying to get that Ark thing to float.

Hell, Ron has given everyone else parts to get up and runnning. (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/smilie_pokal.gif)
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post Jan 3 2006, 11:21 PM
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I thought his social security card was #1?
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post Jan 3 2006, 11:26 PM
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I dont know what you are talking about, Ron is just a pup compared to some of you young snots. age is detremined by results not years and I think he participates and contrubutes far more than most of you babies. (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/KMA.gif)

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post Jan 3 2006, 11:30 PM
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Jeeezzz... Ya had to get serious on us.

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post Jan 3 2006, 11:32 PM
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QUOTE (Twystd1 @ Jan 3 2006, 10:30 PM)
Jeeezzz... Ya had to get serious on us.

Twystd1

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post Jan 3 2006, 11:33 PM
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post Jan 3 2006, 11:36 PM
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ron is father time.....himself....
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post Jan 3 2006, 11:40 PM
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I will defend my friends no matter what their conditions are but dont take me to seriously because I am old and senile

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post Jan 3 2006, 11:51 PM
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WHAAAAATTTT????
TALK IN MY GOOD EAR (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/finger.gif)
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post Jan 3 2006, 11:51 PM
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Here is a video of Ron behind the wheel. (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/MDB2.gif)
It takes a minute to load, but I promise it is worth it.
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post Jan 3 2006, 11:58 PM
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ron made his racing debut in Ben Hur

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post Jan 4 2006, 12:07 AM
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Ben Hur... Now the parts of the puzzle are coming together... More evidence of his age.... GGGoooooddd

Carry on..!!!!!!!

The truth is out there...!!!!!!!!!! (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/ohmy.gif)

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post Jan 4 2006, 12:55 AM
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i heard that Ron was the first man circumsized. Adam caught Ron and Eve together and kicked Eve in the chin!
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post Jan 4 2006, 01:01 AM
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I heard that he is Yodas father
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post Jan 4 2006, 03:56 AM
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You don't know what you are talking about. I was at his birthday party few moths ago and he just turned 21. Highlite of the seremony was the glittering "ugly american routine" which included dancing around the oohters (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/mueba.gif) .

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post Jan 4 2006, 03:58 AM
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QUOTE (slugmika @ Jan 4 2006, 01:56 AM)
You don't know what you are talking about. I was at his birthday party few moths ago and he just turned 21. Highlite of the seremony was the glittering "ugly american routine" which included dancing around the oohters (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/mueba.gif) .

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ah yes i recall that special ocassion...he was given the title "Disco Slits" and pranced around Hooters while gawking at the hooters (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/lol2.gif) (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/chairfall.gif)
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post Jan 4 2006, 05:40 AM
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Aw Yes.. I was there at Hooters. It was supposedly his birthday. Yet I am not sure of that.

And yes he did dance around like a 16 year old in heat with half naked waitresses.

Then again... HHHmmmm... Hey Aaron.. Didn't we see three Old wise men kinda looking guys with frankincense and Mir looking for some guy they called the OLD ONE at Hooters that night. remember... before we smoked that funny ciggarette and ate the blue pills?... or was it Red... whatever... Errr Schroomms... Whatever...
Remember that Aaron??????????? or was it MattR.. Never mind.......

Could they have been looking for the man they call: "THE RON"... Could it be??

Has he slepped in a manger?

Has he been to the Middle east?

Is Slits the possible Anti Christ that they were talking about on the Art Bell show?

OK... I am really starting to wonder now... Hell.. even Jake talks to him.... Thats an Omen if I ever heard one....

Cmon guys.. MORE FACTOIDS on the man they call "THE RON".

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