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> OT: Slits Appreciation Day, Roast
Howard
post Feb 12 2006, 11:40 AM
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OK, would like to recognize a member whose unfailing sense of humor, supply of parts and 914 knowledge has helped so many of us. I have it on good authority that Ron will be on the road today, taking a truck full of stuff to AZ and returning with more illegals.

Since he will be unable to defend himself, please post your favorite story/picture/joke about the old one so he has something fun to read when he gets back.
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post Feb 12 2006, 11:45 AM
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I can't post my favorite SLITS pic. It's not PG-13. Big shock huh?
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post Feb 12 2006, 11:55 AM
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Here ya go.

Hi Ron!


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post Feb 12 2006, 11:57 AM
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ROFL - roast slits day!


ok.. since he wont be reading this today..... (i can delete it by the time he comes back)
the dude goes out of his way to help. ive dismounted and mounted liek 15 sets of wheels at his work.... and recieved many a part for free.

he can dish the jokes.....but he can take em too....
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post Feb 12 2006, 11:59 AM
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QUOTE (Howard @ Feb 12 2006, 09:40 AM)
I have it on good authority that Ron will be on the road today, taking a truck full of stuff to AZ and returning with more illegals.

Yep, leaving today and coming back on Wednesday.

That gives us 3 full days to plot openly. (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/ph34r.gif)
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post Feb 12 2006, 12:01 PM
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I don't have any pictures to offer (they all seam to burst in flames when I try to take one of him) (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/confused24.gif)

But I can tell how I like to think of him. For me, I will always think of him as Yoda (a little taller but around the same age, with all the 914 knowledge one would expect) with a really bad taste in beer. (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/beer3.gif)


Also, out of all the people I know, he is one of them.
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post Feb 12 2006, 12:08 PM
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the original joke from the last BBQ

"hey ron, how was the drive down from brokeback mountain...."


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post Feb 12 2006, 12:10 PM
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QUOTE (Grimstead @ Feb 12 2006, 11:01 AM)
I don't have any pictures to offer (they all seam to burst in flames when I try to take one of him) (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/confused24.gif)

But I can tell how I like to think of him. For me, I will always think of him as Yoda (a little taller but around the same age, with all the 914 knowledge one would expect) with a really bad taste in beer. (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/beer3.gif)


Also, out of all the people I know, he is one of them.
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OMG!!!! ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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im cryin over here..... thats FUNNY! (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/pray.gif)
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post Feb 12 2006, 01:25 PM
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as hes coming to AZ today hes bringing me parts for my 2.0!

in november when i cross-threaded my oil filter (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/wacko.gif)
he sent out two oil filter mounts in about a week (even before i had the engine pulled)
w/o that id still be looking through 20th street trying to find a good one now

thanks ron
-jim
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post Feb 12 2006, 01:45 PM
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post Feb 12 2006, 01:56 PM
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this ain't no roast.

rons so old that adam was the one who curcumsized him by kicking eve in the chin when he caught them together!
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post Feb 12 2006, 02:00 PM
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QUOTE (Toast @ Feb 12 2006, 11:45 AM)
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Is that Ron besides himself? Twice? (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/lol2.gif)
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post Feb 12 2006, 02:01 PM
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I thought the purpose of the 914club was to roast slits!?!
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post Feb 12 2006, 02:08 PM
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Is this smiley appropriate here?
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post Feb 12 2006, 02:10 PM
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QUOTE (alpha434 @ Feb 12 2006, 01:08 PM)
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Is this smiley appropriate here?

no. now go back to chippin' ti
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post Feb 12 2006, 02:21 PM
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Ron is shy, and humility prevents him from bragging. So I looked him up:

http://www.ronmeier.com/
Noted Realtor

http://www.hockeydb.com/ihdb/stats/pdispla...=TRUE&pid=21311
Hockey Pro

http://www.winonapost.com/archive/www/0709...0903/2news.html
Fast Food Mogul

http://www.ibdb.com/person.asp?ID=84725
Broadway Star (figures)

http://www.academybiznet.org/VietnamMemorial.html
War Hero

http://www.gi.alaska.edu/pipermail/gi-staf...ril/000010.html
Alaskan University Credits

And my Personal Favorite: Military Sexual Harassment
http://www.militarycorruption.com/capers30.htm

Excerpt:
The Army and Carlisle Barracks can heave a sigh of relief. It would have been mighty uncomfortable for the HERO OF GRENADA and PATHETIC BOBBY to be up there on the witness stand “under oath” and have to admit to all the hypocrisy and misconduct that took place on their watch.
In fact, in the above story, we revealed that Chilcoat offered Barbara Vanner, who worked on post as an employee assistance programmer, $50,000 to “go away” when she first lodged sex harassment charges against Chilcoat “favorite,” Ron Meier, former boss of the Directorate of Personnel and Community Activities (DPCA). Can you spell attempted “B-R-I-B-E,” boys and girls?
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post Feb 12 2006, 02:42 PM
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Looks nice in pictures.........
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post Feb 12 2006, 03:01 PM
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Ron's a great guy, I know there are several of us here who have been recipients of his generosity. I was looking for some brake calipers. He said he had a set sitting around and sent them to me. When I got them I asked about payment and he said something in manner of "thanks, but no" I know I'm not alone...he's a great guy.
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post Feb 12 2006, 06:05 PM
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Anthony Hopkins or SLITS? You Decide?
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post Feb 12 2006, 08:29 PM
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QUOTE (Brando @ Feb 12 2006, 01:00 PM)
Is that Ron besides himself?

NO. (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/splat.gif)































THIS IS. (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/pain30.gif)


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