OK, would like to recognize a member whose unfailing sense of humor, supply of parts and 914 knowledge has helped so many of us. I have it on good authority that Ron will be on the road today, taking a truck full of stuff to AZ and returning with more illegals.

Since he will be unable to defend himself, please post your favorite story/picture/joke about the old one so he has something fun to read when he gets back.

I can't post my favorite SLITS pic. It's not PG-13. Big shock huh?

Here ya go.

Hi Ron!

ROFL - roast slits day!


ok.. since he wont be reading this today..... (i can delete it by the time he comes back)
the dude goes out of his way to help. ive dismounted and mounted liek 15 sets of wheels at his work.... and recieved many a part for free.

he can dish the jokes.....but he can take em too....

QUOTE (Howard @ Feb 12 2006, 09:40 AM)

I have it on good authority that Ron will be on the road today, taking a truck full of stuff to AZ and returning with more illegals.

Yep, leaving today and coming back on Wednesday.

That gives us 3 full days to plot openly.

I don't have any pictures to offer (they all seam to burst in flames when I try to take one of him)

But I can tell how I like to think of him. For me, I will always think of him as Yoda (a little taller but around the same age, with all the 914 knowledge one would expect) with a really bad taste in beer.


Also, out of all the people I know, he is one of them.

the original joke from the last BBQ

"hey ron, how was the drive down from brokeback mountain...."

QUOTE (Grimstead @ Feb 12 2006, 11:01 AM)

I don't have any pictures to offer (they all seam to burst in flames when I try to take one of him) But I can tell how I like to think of him. For me, I will always think of him as Yoda (a little taller but around the same age, with all the 914 knowledge one would expect) with a really bad taste in beer. Also, out of all the people I know, he is one of them.

OMG!!!! ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




im cryin over here..... thats FUNNY!

as hes coming to AZ today hes bringing me parts for my 2.0!

in november when i cross-threaded my oil filter
he sent out two oil filter mounts in about a week (even before i had the engine pulled)
w/o that id still be looking through 20th street trying to find a good one now

thanks ron
-jim

this ain't no roast.

rons so old that adam was the one who curcumsized him by kicking eve in the chin when he caught them together!

QUOTE (Toast @ Feb 12 2006, 11:45 AM)

Is that Ron besides himself? Twice?

I thought the purpose of the 914club was to roast slits!?!

Is this smiley appropriate here?

QUOTE (alpha434 @ Feb 12 2006, 01:08 PM)

Is this smiley appropriate here?

no. now go back to chippin' ti

Ron is shy, and humility prevents him from bragging. So I looked him up:

http://www.ronmeier.com/
Noted Realtor

http://www.hockeydb.com/ihdb/stats/pdispla...=TRUE&pid=21311
Hockey Pro

http://www.winonapost.com/archive/www/0709...0903/2news.html
Fast Food Mogul

http://www.ibdb.com/person.asp?ID=84725
Broadway Star (figures)

http://www.academybiznet.org/VietnamMemorial.html
War Hero

http://www.gi.alaska.edu/pipermail/gi-staf...ril/000010.html
Alaskan University Credits

And my Personal Favorite: Military Sexual Harassment
http://www.militarycorruption.com/capers30.htm

Excerpt:
The Army and Carlisle Barracks can heave a sigh of relief. It would have been mighty uncomfortable for the HERO OF GRENADA and PATHETIC BOBBY to be up there on the witness stand “under oath” and have to admit to all the hypocrisy and misconduct that took place on their watch.
In fact, in the above story, we revealed that Chilcoat offered Barbara Vanner, who worked on post as an employee assistance programmer, $50,000 to “go away” when she first lodged sex harassment charges against Chilcoat “favorite,” Ron Meier, former boss of the Directorate of Personnel and Community Activities (DPCA). Can you spell attempted “B-R-I-B-E,” boys and girls?

Ron's a great guy, I know there are several of us here who have been recipients of his generosity. I was looking for some brake calipers. He said he had a set sitting around and sent them to me. When I got them I asked about payment and he said something in manner of "thanks, but no" I know I'm not alone...he's a great guy.

Anthony Hopkins or SLITS? You Decide?

QUOTE (Brando @ Feb 12 2006, 01:00 PM)

Is that Ron besides himself?

NO.































THIS IS.

ron looks decent in blue....

QUOTE (seanery @ Feb 12 2006, 01:01 PM)

Ron's a great guy, I know there are several of us here who have been recipients of his generosity. I was looking for some brake calipers. He said he had a set sitting around and sent them to me. When I got them I asked about payment and he said something in manner of "thanks, but no" I know I'm not alone...he's a great guy.

he did the same for me, i PM'd him how much. And he never replied. Swell guy!

QUOTE (VegasRacer @ Feb 12 2006, 06:29 PM)

QUOTE (Brando @ Feb 12 2006, 01:00 PM) Is that Ron besides himself? NO. THIS IS.

Slits n Shits? yea one can mistaken hehe jk!

LMAO!!

Ron, you goat banging, porta-toilet resembling, burro toucher!



M

Okay, now I’m getting confused. Are we talking about Slits or Ron?


Slits is a Crusty ole Fart Monster with pinky toes for taste buds. And I have reliable information that he was part of the Spanish Inquisition.



Ron on the other hand is just dreamy

QUOTE (Aaron Cox @ Feb 12 2006, 06:39 PM)

ron looks decent in blue....

Movies that is...

QUOTE (Toast @ Feb 12 2006, 01:45 PM)

Actually, this is Slits.... with MikeZ and Miles!!!









Got all 3 of them at once......

QUOTE

Ron's a great guy, I know there are several of us here who have been recipients of his generosity.

QUOTE (ClayPerrine @ Feb 13 2006, 12:57 PM)

Actually, this is Slits.... with MikeZ and Miles!!!

I have a production meeting with Satan at 3pm, you will be discussed.



M

I get kinda melancholy when he is gone.


John

QUOTE (redshift @ Feb 13 2006, 09:32 AM)

I have a production meeting with Satan at 3pm, you will be discussed. M

Sorry Miles, I had to bump that meeting to 1pm. I have some staffing concerns that need to ba taken care of ASAP.

QUOTE (redshift @ Feb 13 2006, 11:32 AM)

QUOTE (ClayPerrine @ Feb 13 2006, 12:57 PM) Actually, this is Slits.... with MikeZ and Miles!!! I have a production meeting with Satan at 3pm, you will be discussed. M

Remember .... I know how to summon "HIM".........

QUOTE (ClayPerrine @ Feb 13 2006, 12:11 PM)

Remember .... I know how to summon "HIM".........

Me too, and it's easy. All I have to do is take my car off the jack stands...

QUOTE (ClayPerrine @ Feb 13 2006, 12:11 PM)

Remember .... I know how to summon "HIM".........

The first thing I thought of when I read this was Dom Deluise in Cannonball.....

He is here in AZ? Where? We at least owe him a drink while he is here.

QUOTE (MW 914 @ Feb 13 2006, 03:33 PM)

He is here in AZ? Where? We at least owe him a drink while he is here.

Uh, it's never one drink with Ron

Well, just WHERE is the boy?

My entire back patio is covered with disassembled engine bits, ALL RON"S IDEA, and Shaggy's doing!

Thanks pal........

When I look out back, I feel as if I am living in the Sanford and Son house without Sanford.


Believe it or not small pockets of Arizona DO have the internet now, I expected to hear from Minister of Teener Parts before this .

Probably up to his ears in corroded water pumps, leaky powersteering boxes and shorted alternators, while fighting off the black widow spiders and the scorpions.

Dude knows how to party.


John

How about a SLITS is back bump?

See how much you were missed while you were gone?

And, he has enugh sense to stay out of the avatar threads. What a guy! Thanks for all the fsh and the relay board. See all y'all Saturday.