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> Rubber hose from Enzo crash
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post Feb 24 2006, 09:11 AM
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That is classic!!! (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/av-943.gif) I always enjoy reading some of the questions people ask when bidding on strange stuff. This is by far the best yet...


Q: so you picked up a piece of hose on the road after an accident. You're a bottom feeding piece of shit dude, get a life.


A: May I assume you're not planning to bid? (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/av-943.gif)

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post Feb 24 2006, 09:45 AM
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Well, here's this morning's mail. Any of the 'bidders' sound familiar???

1. will this fit my colostomy bag? talk about faster excretions.....
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2. Jämmerlich Italiener Entwicklung. Die Autofahrer tat nicht durchfallen beherrschen des Auto , doch , die Auto kann nicht beherrschen die Autofahrer!!!! Ha ha ha!!!!!
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3. Do I smell a snoop dogg remix coming?: 'Rolling down the street, smoking Enzo and sippin' on Jin and Juice'? and if so, is: 'His mind on his hose, and his hose on his mind'? hehe
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4. Your answers are hilarious. Since I can't come up with a funny question, can you still come up with an answer that'll make us laugh?
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5. i want to pimp my ride, but i'm not sure you're legitamate- are you pimping these hose on ebay? i want to bid but i'm afraid you'll be locked up after i pay for it and i'll never get to smack the hose.
From: imprezafan03 (24) Respond | Delete Feb-23-06

6. Hi. I raced him in my Mclaren!! I need this hose to prove to everyone I Am t3H f4st4r!!!!!!!! Only an SRT-4 is f45TaR than me but I'm still dreaming!!
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7. That is one very nice hose, My Subaru WRX has beaten a Ferrari in a race, does that make my hose more desireable than yours?
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8. Can I really see it at starbucks 10 am sat?
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9. I admire you answering all those pathetic questions
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10. Are you aware that Raël can clone you a new Enzo from the DNA of this hose ? He already cloned me a brand new 914 from a beetle window crank !
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11. You have the audacity to ask - How do you roll it? Isn't that one of the Sheriff's questions?
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12. You might be able to make more money cutting this piece up into several smaller pieces for a dutch auction.
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13. In what year did the renowned Abstract-Expressionist painter Jackson Pollock die?
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14. i'm a little short of cash right now. new job and what not. is it ok if i continue to bid and if i win, (which i assure you, i intend to do!!) can i pay you in the near or not so near future. this would also include the actual shipping and handling costs, if there are any. do you accept personal checks? it should be good. if it's not, again, i will pay you in the near or not so near future. i promise. i want this part in the worst way!!!
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15. Is this autographed by Enzodude?
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post Feb 24 2006, 09:51 AM
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OMHMFG... I can't believe I just saw this.

FREAKIN Priceless Howie. (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/av-943.gif)
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post Feb 24 2006, 10:03 AM
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Howie - you are THE Master! (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/smilie_pokal.gif)


This has classic all over it!

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post Feb 24 2006, 10:24 AM
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How many bidders following the item ? ...

At this tima already seen 14000 time ... WOW !!! (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/smilie_pokal.gif)
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post Feb 24 2006, 10:29 AM
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Would someone fluent please translate this and add a funny reply?

2. Jämmerlich Italiener Entwicklung. Die Autofahrer tat nicht durchfallen beherrschen des Auto , doch , die Auto kann nicht beherrschen die Autofahrer!!!! Ha ha ha!!!!!
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post Feb 24 2006, 10:31 AM
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A happy man with a long hose:



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post Feb 24 2006, 11:41 AM
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Friday 9:38 and the bidding is nuts $100.00 as of now, Keep it up and buy a "new" 914

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post Feb 24 2006, 12:21 PM
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you schmuck - post my question LOL
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post Feb 24 2006, 12:25 PM
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QUOTE (drew365 @ Feb 24 2006, 08:31 AM)
A happy man with a long hose:

Whatpaper is this from? I got to get a copy...
Howard would you autograph it for me? (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif)
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post Feb 24 2006, 12:32 PM
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QUOTE (Aaron Cox @ Feb 24 2006, 11:28 AM)
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howard - are you able to see your feet when you lool down?? (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/laugh.gif)

if its pictured its included right?



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post Feb 24 2006, 12:46 PM
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I got it Aaron, thanks (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/finger.gif)

Trying to get auction revised, as soon as that's done I will post a smart ass reply to your smart ass question. Teach me to list something on ebay after 2 stoli's (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/wacko.gif)
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post Feb 24 2006, 12:53 PM
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QUOTE (Howard @ Feb 24 2006, 11:46 AM)
I got it Aaron, thanks (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/finger.gif)

Trying to get auction revised, as soon as that's done I will post a smart ass reply to your smart ass question. Teach me to list something on ebay after 2 stoli's (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/wacko.gif)

we kid cuz we care (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/wub.gif) (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/laugh.gif)
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post Feb 24 2006, 01:13 PM
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QUOTE (Howard @ Feb 24 2006, 11:29 AM)
Would someone fluent please translate this and add a funny reply?

2. Jämmerlich Italiener Entwicklung. Die Autofahrer tat nicht durchfallen beherrschen des Auto , doch , die Auto kann nicht beherrschen die Autofahrer!!!! Ha ha ha!!!!!

from a free internet translator...obviously not the best translation but here goes-

Development miserable Italian. The drivers did not do control cannot control diarrhea the car, but, the cars the drivers

edit
another

Miserably Italian development. The drivers did not act fall through control of the car, however, the car cannot control the drivers

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last one

wretched Italian developmental. the motorist act not fall through rule of the motor-car , but , the motor-car cannot rule the motorist

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QUOTE (rhodyguy @ Feb 24 2006, 09:59 AM)
i've never asked an ebay seller a question (until today). how does it work? they get the ? and decide whether or not to allow it in the ad?

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Yes, the seller gets the question. When they answer, they can decide if that question is posted as part of the ad, or just sent as an email to the bidder.
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post Feb 24 2006, 01:19 PM
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You know, I was just sitting here, eating a grilled cheese sandwich, when I remembered one (grilled cheese) selling for some absolutely isnane increment of money.

GO ON TV!!! Anyone who wants to interview you, do it! That damn heater hose could be your ticket to a 914-6!

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Grilled cheese sandwich with Mary's face on it.
On display at some casino in Las Vegas. Payed a hundred thousand for it or something.

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post Feb 24 2006, 04:49 PM
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Damn there are people crazier than me! $100 + for a stink'n hose! (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/screwy.gif)
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post Feb 24 2006, 04:56 PM
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QUOTE (grantsfo @ Feb 24 2006, 02:49 PM)
Damn there are people crazier than me! $100 + for a stink'n hose! (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/screwy.gif)

Scary?? Bid is from an auction house so they are planning to resell..

Aaron, Slits, I responded to your questions so your names are now in lights. Not planning to answer any more..this crap never ends.
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post Feb 24 2006, 05:00 PM
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QUOTE (grantsfo @ Feb 24 2006, 03:49 PM)
Damn there are people crazier than me!   $100 + for a stink'n hose! (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/screwy.gif)


And how many bids came from 914club members ?

Greg ?
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QUOTE (Howard @ Feb 24 2006, 06:56 PM)
Aaron, Slits, I responded to your questions so your names are now in lights. Not planning to answer any more..this crap never ends.


Old age must be getting the better of you. That wasn't Ron, it was me. (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif)
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