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post Apr 19 2006, 12:25 PM
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post Apr 19 2006, 12:27 PM
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post Apr 19 2006, 12:42 PM
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post Apr 19 2006, 12:42 PM
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post Apr 19 2006, 12:49 PM
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QUOTE(SirAndy @ Apr 19 2006, 11:42 AM) *

quicker than you can say:

" the PHP5 ISAPI Filter DLL is a buggy piece of shit!"


anyone know of a bug-free version of PHP? haha, must be an oximoron ...

god, i *HATE* PHP ... bunch of loser college kid snot nose idiot programmers ...
they should all be shot. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/ar15.gif) dammit.

I HATE PHP (IMG:style_emoticons/default/sawzall-smiley.gif)

yes, i do feel better now, thanks for asking,
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I feel your pain but...PHP isn't that bad come on! Have you messed with the INI files to tailor the config for the BBS? That can make a huge difference.....

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post Apr 19 2006, 12:51 PM
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post Apr 19 2006, 12:53 PM
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QUOTE(drewvw @ Apr 19 2006, 11:49 AM) *

Have you messed with the INI files to tailor the config for the BBS?


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post Apr 19 2006, 12:59 PM
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just trying to help! One of the more common environment problems with PHP. I will shut up now...


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post Apr 19 2006, 01:00 PM
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QUOTE(drewvw @ Apr 19 2006, 11:59 AM) *

just trying to help! One of the more common environment problems with PHP. I will shut up now...


you think THAT is a INI problem ??? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/confused24.gif)

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The HTTP server encountered an unhandled exception while processing the ISAPI Application '
php5ts!_efree + 0x8A
php5ts!get_zend_version + 0x26E
php5ts!php_request_shutdown + 0x377
php5isapi!HttpExtensionProc + 0x438
wam!HSE_APPDLL::ExecuteRequest(class WAM_EXEC_INFO *) + 0x3B
wam!WAM::InvokeExtension(class HSE_BASE *,char const *,class WAM_EXEC_INFO *) + 0x35
wam!WAM::ProcessRequest(struct IWamRequest *,unsigned long,int *,int *) + 0x11D
w3svc!CWamInfo::ProcessWamRequest(class HTTP_REQUEST *,struct EXEC_DESCRIPTOR *,class STR const *,int *,int *) + 0x68
w3svc!WAM_DICTATOR::ProcessWamRequest(class HTTP_REQUEST *,struct EXEC_DESCRIPTOR *,class STR const *,int *,int *) + 0xD2
w3svc!HTTP_REQUEST::DoWamRequest(struct EXEC_DESCRIPTOR *,class STR const &,int *,int *) + 0x50
w3svc!HTTP_REQUEST::ProcessBGI(struct EXEC_DESCRIPTOR *,int *,int *,int) + 0x10D
w3svc!HTTP_REQUEST::DoWork(int *) + 0x3E5
w3svc!CLIENT_CONN::DoWork(unsigned long,unsigned long,int) + 0xFE
w3svc!CreateClient(struct _CLIENT_CONN_PARAMS *) + 0x3F
w3svc!W3OnConnectEx(void *,unsigned long,unsigned long,struct _OVERLAPPED *) + 0x8D
ISATQ!_AtqBandwidthGetInfo@12 + 0x41F
ISATQ!_AtqBandwidthGetInfo@12 + 0x63C
KERNEL32!lstrcmpiW + 0xBE
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