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Howard |
Apr 19 2006, 12:25 PM
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drewvw |
Apr 19 2006, 12:27 PM
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new england car guy Group: Members Posts: 1,631 Joined: 24-February 06 From: Boston, MA Member No.: 5,630 Region Association: North East States |
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drgchapman |
Apr 19 2006, 12:29 PM
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Current Stable Group: NoClassifiedAccess Posts: 922 Joined: 20-September 04 From: Portland, OR Member No.: 2,789 Region Association: Pacific Northwest |
South American soccer player
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Howard |
Apr 19 2006, 12:32 PM
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Incontin(g)ent Member Group: Benefactors Posts: 5,785 Joined: 24-July 03 From: Westlake Village, CA Member No.: 943 Region Association: None |
Z's shorts
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dagdal1967 |
Apr 19 2006, 12:32 PM
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What are YOU looking at... Group: Members Posts: 372 Joined: 13-March 03 From: Carrollton, Texas Member No.: 423 |
.... faster than Paris Hilton in a Dallas Cowboys locker room..
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rmital |
Apr 19 2006, 12:36 PM
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Northeast optimist Group: Members Posts: 1,947 Joined: 12-December 05 From: Park Ridge, NJ Member No.: 5,268 |
..a White House Intern.
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TROJANMAN |
Apr 19 2006, 12:37 PM
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Looks nice in pictures......... Group: Members Posts: 5,271 Joined: 5-March 04 From: Colorado Member No.: 1,753 Region Association: None |
howard bending over to pick up a a piece of a ferrari
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blitZ |
Apr 19 2006, 12:41 PM
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Beer please... Group: Members Posts: 2,223 Joined: 31-August 05 From: Lawrenceville, GA Member No.: 4,719 Region Association: South East States |
914 up a jackstand.
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SirAndy |
Apr 19 2006, 12:42 PM
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Resident German Group: Admin Posts: 41,645 Joined: 21-January 03 From: Oakland, Kalifornia Member No.: 179 Region Association: Northern California |
quicker than you can say: " the PHP5 ISAPI Filter DLL is a buggy piece of shit!" anyone know of a bug-free version of PHP? haha, must be an oximoron ... god, i *HATE* PHP ... bunch of loser college kid snot nose idiot programmers ... they should all be shot. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/ar15.gif) dammit. I HATE PHP (IMG:style_emoticons/default/sawzall-smiley.gif) yes, i do feel better now, thanks for asking, (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smile.gif) Andy |
sjhowitson |
Apr 19 2006, 12:42 PM
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Member Group: Members Posts: 478 Joined: 4-August 04 From: Moraga, CA Member No.: 2,449 |
A puppies peter
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drewvw |
Apr 19 2006, 12:49 PM
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new england car guy Group: Members Posts: 1,631 Joined: 24-February 06 From: Boston, MA Member No.: 5,630 Region Association: North East States |
quicker than you can say: " the PHP5 ISAPI Filter DLL is a buggy piece of shit!" anyone know of a bug-free version of PHP? haha, must be an oximoron ... god, i *HATE* PHP ... bunch of loser college kid snot nose idiot programmers ... they should all be shot. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/ar15.gif) dammit. I HATE PHP (IMG:style_emoticons/default/sawzall-smiley.gif) yes, i do feel better now, thanks for asking, (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smile.gif) Andy I feel your pain but...PHP isn't that bad come on! Have you messed with the INI files to tailor the config for the BBS? That can make a huge difference..... brad told me you are an ASP guru.... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif) |
balljoint |
Apr 19 2006, 12:51 PM
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914 Wizard Group: Members Posts: 10,000 Joined: 6-April 04 Member No.: 1,897 Region Association: None |
North-Eastern Nine-Fourteen undergoing the "Big-Butt Test".
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Joe Ricard |
Apr 19 2006, 12:53 PM
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CUMONIWANNARACEU Group: Members Posts: 6,811 Joined: 5-January 03 From: Gautier, MS Member No.: 92 |
The direction of this thread
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Aaron Cox |
Apr 19 2006, 12:56 PM
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Professional Lawn Dart Group: Retired Admin Posts: 24,541 Joined: 1-February 03 From: OC Member No.: 219 Region Association: Southern California |
faster than a fat kid on cake
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SirAndy |
Apr 19 2006, 12:56 PM
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Resident German Group: Admin Posts: 41,645 Joined: 21-January 03 From: Oakland, Kalifornia Member No.: 179 Region Association: Northern California |
Have you messed with the INI files to tailor the config for the BBS? ini file? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/confused24.gif) dude ... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/slap.gif) |
drewvw |
Apr 19 2006, 12:59 PM
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new england car guy Group: Members Posts: 1,631 Joined: 24-February 06 From: Boston, MA Member No.: 5,630 Region Association: North East States |
just trying to help! One of the more common environment problems with PHP. I will shut up now...
what is a "Big-Butt Test"? |
JerryP |
Apr 19 2006, 01:00 PM
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member Group: Members Posts: 314 Joined: 8-October 03 From: Berwyn, PA Member No.: 1,225 |
faster than.......Gerry Cooney
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So.Cal.914 |
Apr 19 2006, 01:02 PM
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"...And it has a front trunk too." Group: Members Posts: 6,588 Joined: 15-February 04 From: Low Desert, CA./ Hills of N.J. Member No.: 1,658 Region Association: None |
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SirAndy |
Apr 19 2006, 01:02 PM
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Resident German Group: Admin Posts: 41,645 Joined: 21-January 03 From: Oakland, Kalifornia Member No.: 179 Region Association: Northern California |
just trying to help! One of the more common environment problems with PHP. I will shut up now... you think THAT is a INI problem ??? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/confused24.gif) ============================================ The HTTP server encountered an unhandled exception while processing the ISAPI Application ' php5ts!_efree + 0x8A php5ts!get_zend_version + 0x26E php5ts!php_request_shutdown + 0x377 php5isapi!HttpExtensionProc + 0x438 wam!HSE_APPDLL::ExecuteRequest(class WAM_EXEC_INFO *) + 0x3B wam!WAM::InvokeExtension(class HSE_BASE *,char const *,class WAM_EXEC_INFO *) + 0x35 wam!WAM::ProcessRequest(struct IWamRequest *,unsigned long,int *,int *) + 0x11D w3svc!CWamInfo::ProcessWamRequest(class HTTP_REQUEST *,struct EXEC_DESCRIPTOR *,class STR const *,int *,int *) + 0x68 w3svc!WAM_DICTATOR::ProcessWamRequest(class HTTP_REQUEST *,struct EXEC_DESCRIPTOR *,class STR const *,int *,int *) + 0xD2 w3svc!HTTP_REQUEST::DoWamRequest(struct EXEC_DESCRIPTOR *,class STR const &,int *,int *) + 0x50 w3svc!HTTP_REQUEST::ProcessBGI(struct EXEC_DESCRIPTOR *,int *,int *,int) + 0x10D w3svc!HTTP_REQUEST::DoWork(int *) + 0x3E5 w3svc!CLIENT_CONN::DoWork(unsigned long,unsigned long,int) + 0xFE w3svc!CreateClient(struct _CLIENT_CONN_PARAMS *) + 0x3F w3svc!W3OnConnectEx(void *,unsigned long,unsigned long,struct _OVERLAPPED *) + 0x8D ISATQ!_AtqBandwidthGetInfo@12 + 0x41F ISATQ!_AtqBandwidthGetInfo@12 + 0x63C KERNEL32!lstrcmpiW + 0xBE '. |
Joe Ricard |
Apr 19 2006, 01:02 PM
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CUMONIWANNARACEU Group: Members Posts: 6,811 Joined: 5-January 03 From: Gautier, MS Member No.: 92 |
what is a "Big-Butt Test"? [/quote] remove top open windows. get person with big butt to sit in seat. open doors and then close doors. if the doors don't close either the longs are rusted or the butt is too big. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/bootyshake.gif) |
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