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| VaccaRabite |
 Apr 19 2006, 06:33 PM
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En Garde!  Group: Admin Posts: 13,441 Joined: 15-December 03 From: Dallastown, PA Member No.: 1,435 Region Association: MidAtlantic Region  |
Was the site down today? I wouldn't know. Verison had on of its OC12s cut in the morning today (we think) and our entire campus was off line from 6am - when I left at 5.
What the hell did I do before the internet? I got so much work done today.... Zach |
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| Sideways |
Apr 19 2006, 06:56 PM
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Member Group: Members Posts: 119 Joined: 18-October 05 From: Calgary, AB, Canada Member No.: 4,969 |
$2 Hooker
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| Brando |
Apr 19 2006, 07:03 PM
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BUY MY SPARE KIDNEY!!! Group: Members Posts: 3,935 Joined: 29-August 04 From: Santa Ana, CA Member No.: 2,648 Region Association: Southern California |
QUOTE(SirAndy @ Apr 19 2006, 11:42 AM)  quicker than you can say: " the PHP5 ISAPI Filter DLL is a buggy piece of shit!" anyone know of a bug-free version of PHP? haha, must be an oximoron ... god, i *HATE* PHP ... bunch of loser college kid snot nose idiot programmers ... they should all be shot. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/ar15.gif) dammit. I HATE PHP (IMG:style_emoticons/default/sawzall-smiley.gif) yes, i do feel better now, thanks for asking, (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smile.gif) Andy For windows? Nah... Unix/Linux/BSD yes. All 5 major releases (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif) |
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| 7TPorsh |
Apr 19 2006, 09:10 PM
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7T Porsh Group: Members Posts: 2,691 Joined: 27-March 06 From: Glendale Ca Member No.: 5,782 Region Association: Southern California 
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| Verruckt |
Apr 19 2006, 09:22 PM
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Senior Member Group: Members Posts: 716 Joined: 14-July 04 From: Midwest Member No.: 2,348 |
QUOTE(SirAndy @ Apr 19 2006, 01:42 PM) " the PHP5 ISAPI Filter DLL is a buggy piece of shit!" anyone know of a bug-free version of PHP? haha, must be an oximoron ... god, i *HATE* PHP ... bunch of loser college kid snot nose idiot programmers ... they should all be shot. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/ar15.gif) dammit. I HATE PHP (IMG:style_emoticons/default/sawzall-smiley.gif) yes, i do feel better now, thanks for asking, (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smile.gif) Andy a bug free version of PHP? Yes. But it comes in tar.gz format, and doesn't have any dll's or ini's. Don't know if that would work for you or not... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/cool_shades.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/bye1.gif) |
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| Toast |
Apr 19 2006, 09:32 PM
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Not bad for carrying sway bars. Group: Members Posts: 3,377 Joined: 20-January 04 From: Las Vegas Member No.: 1,580 Region Association: Southwest Region |
Groupie
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| SirAndy |
Apr 19 2006, 11:20 PM
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Resident German Group: Admin Posts: 41,623 Joined: 21-January 03 From: Oakland, Kalifornia Member No.: 179 Region Association: Northern California |
QUOTE(Verruckt @ Apr 19 2006, 08:22 PM) a bug free version of PHP? Yes. But it comes in tar.gz format, and doesn't have any dll's or ini's. Don't know if that would work for you or not... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/cool_shades.gif) yeah, sure ... god i'm sooo tired of this shit ... OK, here's the deal, *YOU* get me a dual cpu server with raid array, lots of ram and plenty of harddrive space *for free*, install a working copy of unix/linux of your choice, make it work with this bbs software, migrate all the existing data over and then volunteer for sysadmin ... deal? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/dry.gif) Andy |
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| Andyrew |
Apr 20 2006, 01:22 AM
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Spooling.... Please wait Group: Members Posts: 13,376 Joined: 20-January 03 From: Riverbank, Ca Member No.: 172 Region Association: Northern California
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You doin good andy...
Just think, 100's of men (and a few women) come here every day to get their fix... Consider yourself a crack dealer, a pimp, a GOD, exc.. but you work for free!! (thats a damn nice pimp dawg...) |
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| Brando |
Apr 20 2006, 01:54 AM
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BUY MY SPARE KIDNEY!!! Group: Members Posts: 3,935 Joined: 29-August 04 From: Santa Ana, CA Member No.: 2,648 Region Association: Southern California |
QUOTE(SirAndy @ Apr 19 2006, 10:20 PM) QUOTE(Verruckt @ Apr 19 2006, 08:22 PM) a bug free version of PHP? Yes. But it comes in tar.gz format, and doesn't have any dll's or ini's. Don't know if that would work for you or not... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/cool_shades.gif) yeah, sure ... god i'm sooo tired of this shit ... OK, here's the deal, *YOU* get me a dual cpu server with raid array, lots of ram and plenty of harddrive space *for free*, install a working copy of unix/linux of your choice, make it work with this bbs software, migrate all the existing data over and then volunteer for sysadmin ... deal? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/dry.gif) Andy Andy, settle down mang. All you need to do is ask nicely. I still have friends in the web hosting biz (got to when you used to collect checks as a web app. developer). Problem is you're trying to meet out of your own time what most hosting companies provide for a hell of a lot less stress. You name it, they got it. Starting around $5.99/month... I know a few places. Migrating is simple, yet time consuming. Export DB to raw text file, install BBS software, import the text file, setup BBS with proper mysql login/pw, rebuild your filesystem, copy it all over... Done it hundreds of times. Some of us have skills relevant to web development... The big issue you're facing is you are using software not designed to run on the platform you have. Although it was easier to install a windows operating system, windows versions of apache and PHP (both far less stable than their *nix compilations), or MS's IIS instead of Apache (far less secure). It's going to be a PITA. And I definitely give you a hand and all of my gratitude for enduring it. I just didn't think you were into pain (IMG:style_emoticons/default/pinch.gif) |
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| redshift |
Apr 20 2006, 02:25 AM
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Bless the Hell out of you! Group: Members Posts: 10,926 Joined: 29-June 03 Member No.: 869 |
hahaha a goat on Mi... HEY!
(IMG:style_emoticons/default/finger.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif) ... faster than a raped escort on a lacrosse team... M |
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| VegasRacer |
Apr 20 2006, 04:03 AM
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ELVIRA Group: Benefactors Posts: 8,503 Joined: 27-March 03 From: Between Scylla and Charybdis Member No.: 481 Region Association: None 
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I am really disappointed in everyone. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/sad.gif) You all missed the obvious answer.
This site goes down quicker than a Led Zeppelin. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/aktion035.gif) Attached image(s) 
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| pfierb |
Apr 20 2006, 04:12 AM
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oldest member Group: Members Posts: 606 Joined: 1-May 05 From: The sign of good government in Connecticut is to keep raising taxes Member No.: 4,008 |
It dosen't go down any more often than my cable high speed internet and for that I pay a fortune to Charter......So this site is one of the best deals around!!!!!!! |
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| SirAndy |
Apr 20 2006, 10:41 AM
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Resident German Group: Admin Posts: 41,623 Joined: 21-January 03 From: Oakland, Kalifornia Member No.: 179 Region Association: Northern California |
QUOTE(Brando @ Apr 20 2006, 12:54 AM) You name it, they got it. Starting around $5.99/month... I know a few places. see the *other* thread for reasons why i think moving to a "rented" space is not a good idea ... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/cool_shades.gif) Andy |
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| drewvw |
Apr 20 2006, 11:53 AM
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new england car guy Group: Members Posts: 1,631 Joined: 24-February 06 From: Boston, MA Member No.: 5,630 Region Association: North East States |
(IMG:style_emoticons/default/agree.gif)
IMHO, if the site is going "LLC" and expanding, and you already have server(s) and admins who know what they are doing (and obviously we have both (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif) ), racking is a better way to go as opposed to renting. Total control over the site and associated hardware/software/OS is a good thing.... |
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| 1970 Neun vierzehn |
 Apr 20 2006, 11:58 AM
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Advanced Member Group: Members Posts: 3,199 Joined: 16-March 06 From: cincinnati, ohio Member No.: 5,727 |
.............. pitcher of cheap beer at a frat party". (IMG:style_emoticons/default/beer3.gif)
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| sjhowitson |
Apr 20 2006, 12:01 PM
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Member Group: Members Posts: 478 Joined: 4-August 04 From: Moraga, CA Member No.: 2,449 |
pitcher of beer at my house (IMG:style_emoticons/default/beerchug.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/beer3.gif)
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| SirAndy |
Apr 20 2006, 08:54 PM
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Resident German Group: Admin Posts: 41,623 Joined: 21-January 03 From: Oakland, Kalifornia Member No.: 179 Region Association: Northern California |
QUOTE(VegasRacer @ Apr 20 2006, 03:03 AM) This site goes down quicker than a Led Zeppelin i'm sure you meant "Lead Zeppelin" ... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smile.gif) Andy |
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| VegasRacer |
Apr 20 2006, 09:07 PM
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ELVIRA Group: Benefactors Posts: 8,503 Joined: 27-March 03 From: Between Scylla and Charybdis Member No.: 481 Region Association: None
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Hey. Don't ask me. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/confused24.gif)
You are gonna have to check with Keith Moon who named the band. Or you could ask the guys who built the Hindenburg. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smilie_flagge6.gif) (IMG:http://zdriver.com/forum/images/smilies/s-redeemer.gif) |
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| Joe Bob |
Apr 20 2006, 09:13 PM
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Retired admin, banned a few times Group: Members Posts: 17,427 Joined: 24-December 02 From: Boulder CO Member No.: 5 Region Association: None |
QUOTE(VegasRacer @ Apr 20 2006, 08:07 PM) Hey. Don't ask me. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/confused24.gif) You are gonna have to check with Keith Moon who named the band. Or you could ask the guys who built the Hindenburg. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smilie_flagge6.gif) (IMG:http://zdriver.com/forum/images/smilies/s-redeemer.gif) Yeah let's ask Keith..... Yo Keith why'd name it "Led" Zeppelin..... Keith.....KEITH..... HEY KEITH.... Fuck, he must be dead!!!!! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/piratenanner.gif) |
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