Here's to You, Mr. 996 Turbo Driver Options

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Bud Light Presents Real Men of Genius

(Real Men of Genius)

Today we salute you Mr. 996 Twin Turbo Driver

(Mr. Nine Nine Six Twiiiin Turrrrbo Driver)

Your monthly lease payment is enough for a small house, but it's worth it because you're the King of the Road

(You own it, you own it!)

You don't even know where the engine lid release lever is, but you do know you are the next coming of Mario Andretti

(Win the Indy 500!)

That old 914 next to you sounds out of tune with that lumpy idle. But no time for that, hotshot, the lights about to turn green, time to show 'em what you got!

(You get 'em big boy, you get 'em big boy)

You must have gotten a bad tank of gas, because that VW's sucking out your headlights

(How can that be?)

So crack open an ice cold Bud Light Mr. Not-One-But-Two turbos, avoid eye contact and pull away slowly from the next light, speed is overated anyways, and that guy in the Subaru is laughing with you, not at you.

(Mr. Nine Nine Six Twiiin Turrrbo Driiiiiver. Anheuser-Busch, St. Louis, Missouri, please drive responsibly).