Bud Light Presents Real Men of Genius
(Real Men of Genius)
Today we salute you Mr. 996 Twin Turbo Driver
(Mr. Nine Nine Six Twiiiin Turrrrbo Driver)
Your monthly lease payment is enough for a small house, but it's worth it because you're the King of the Road
(You own it, you own it!)
You don't even know where the engine lid release lever is, but you do know you are the next coming of Mario Andretti
(Win the Indy 500!)
That old 914 next to you sounds out of tune with that lumpy idle. But no time for that, hotshot, the lights about to turn green, time to show 'em what you got!
(You get 'em big boy, you get 'em big boy)
You must have gotten a bad tank of gas, because that VW's sucking out your headlights
(How can that be?)
So crack open an ice cold Bud Light Mr. Not-One-But-Two turbos, avoid eye contact and pull away slowly from the next light, speed is overated anyways, and that guy in the Subaru is laughing with you, not at you.
(Mr. Nine Nine Six Twiiin Turrrbo Driiiiiver. Anheuser-Busch, St. Louis, Missouri, please drive responsibly).
Full Version: Here's to You, Mr. 996 Turbo Driver
Genius. No pun intended. Absolute genius.
Jen
Jen
name that quote "....cuz he is freaaaaakin geeeeeenius!!!!"
Well done!
Ouch!
Blew his driving gloves off!
Blew his driving gloves off!
QUOTE(Aaron Cox @ Jun 6 2006, 04:02 PM) 
name that quote "....cuz he is freaaaaakin geeeeeenius!!!!"
Peter Griffin? Sounds like something he'd say.
Jen
That was great...
Did he look a little shocked????
Bet he took it back to the dealer and the conversation went something like this... "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?...Something is wrong with my ENGINE and YOU DAMN WELL BETTER FIX IT!!!!!..... IT"S UNDER WARRANTY YOU FOOL!!!!!!
God help the dealer....
Ken
Did he look a little shocked????
Bet he took it back to the dealer and the conversation went something like this... "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?...Something is wrong with my ENGINE and YOU DAMN WELL BETTER FIX IT!!!!!..... IT"S UNDER WARRANTY YOU FOOL!!!!!!
God help the dealer....
Ken
NICE!!!
ah... I feel all warm and tingly..
ah... I feel all warm and tingly..
QUOTE(Jenny @ Jun 6 2006, 05:11 PM)
QUOTE(Aaron Cox @ Jun 6 2006, 04:02 PM)
name that quote "....cuz he is freaaaaakin geeeeeenius!!!!"
Peter Griffin? Sounds like something he'd say.
Jen
a totally plastered Anna Nicole Smith at some awards function... slurring words etc...
"u... like mah bodeee??? I wannnnnnaaa beeee in his next vid-e-o.... cuz he is ... freaaaaaaaaaakkkin Geeeeenius!"
kinda funny to hear it slurred... could probably find it on google
QUOTE(Aaron Cox @ Jun 6 2006, 04:02 PM)
name that quote "....cuz he is freaaaaakin geeeeeenius!!!!"
Anna Nicole Braindamage Smith
I would have loved to seen the look on the guy's face as you pulled away from him in 3rd...
QUOTE(racergreg @ Jun 6 2006, 05:23 PM)
QUOTE(Aaron Cox @ Jun 6 2006, 04:02 PM)
name that quote "....cuz he is freaaaaakin geeeeeenius!!!!"
Anna Nicole Braindamage Smith
cha... watch it here... kinda funny
http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2655657?htv=12&htv=12
Verry nice; Is there a part II ? Revenge of the 996 Turbo Driver ?
hah thats awesome....nice job!
Too cool. 914 guys are thanking you all over the world!
Awesome 
Beeeutifuleee done.
Awesome. I haven't suprised anything expensive yet - but I'm looking forward to it.......
Mark D
Hemingway could not have said it better. Thanks for the sideache.
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