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| SirAndy |
  Jul 6 2006, 11:08 AM
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Resident German  Group: Admin Posts: 41,638 Joined: 21-January 03 From: Oakland, Kalifornia Member No.: 179 Region Association: Northern California  |
------------------------------ The Fellowship of the Rust ------------------------------ Once upon a time, the mighty Wizard Craig the Grey, who lived in the northern Stronghold of Camp914, deep within the enchanted woods of Oregon summoned his fellow Narps to the ancient fortress of Portland. He felt the power of the dark lord Ferros was growing stronger by the week, threatening to destroy everything within his path. Only the bravest of the brave had the courage to answer Craig the Grey's call and left their lands to join their kin for the great gathering. The Woodman of the North, the Dwarfs of the Midwest, the Elves and Fairies of the South and the Barbarians of the East all sent out their mightiest warriors to represent them. This is the story of 3 young Narps that set out on a epic journey to the unknown lands of the north from the sleepy village of Napa. At dawn, they gathered at the village center, kissed their wives goodbye and headed north into the unknown. They called themselves "The Fellowship of the Rust" ... <- to be continued -> |
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| 914werke |
Jul 6 2006, 11:11 AM
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"I got blisters on me fingers" Group: Members Posts: 10,059 Joined: 22-March 03 From: USofA Member No.: 453 Region Association: Pacific Northwest 
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Andy, step away from the Bong (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smoke.gif)
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| BigDBass |
Jul 6 2006, 11:23 AM
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Dumb Question Champion Group: Members Posts: 1,438 Joined: 11-January 06 From: Chicago (south 'burbs) Member No.: 5,405 Region Association: Upper MidWest |
QUOTE Andy, step away from the Bong (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smoke.gif) or just pass it over ..... 'ere |
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| drewvw |
Jul 6 2006, 11:39 AM
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new england car guy Group: Members Posts: 1,631 Joined: 24-February 06 From: Boston, MA Member No.: 5,630 Region Association: North East States |
(IMG:style_emoticons/default/agree.gif) please pass along the bong of wisdom +3 and while you are at it, I'll take some whiskey of the ages + 2 as well (IMG:style_emoticons/default/drunk.gif) |
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| Howard |
Jul 6 2006, 11:58 AM
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Incontin(g)ent Member Group: Benefactors Posts: 5,785 Joined: 24-July 03 From: Westlake Village, CA Member No.: 943 Region Association: None 
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Good stuff, Andy. Look forward to the next chemical enhanced (IMG:style_emoticons/default/blink.gif) installment.
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| RON S. |
Jul 6 2006, 12:21 PM
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9140430841, FINALLY RUNNING Group: Members Posts: 1,212 Joined: 22-May 03 From: WALTERBORO,S.C. Member No.: 724 Region Association: South East States |
Although I have never been to the enchanted forests of Oregon,I to have followed the fellowship of the rust.
I have met Lord Ferros on the field of battle. I have defeated him with my own arsenal of tools,and reclaimed the ring of keys. With the ring of keys in hand and a simple twist I command the raw power the ring of keys posesses. Indeed I have met Lord Ferros and vanquished him. Ron Attached image(s) 
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| Bleyseng |
Jul 6 2006, 01:47 PM
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Aircooled Baby! Group: Members Posts: 13,034 Joined: 27-December 02 From: Seattle, Washington (for now) Member No.: 24 Region Association: Pacific Northwest |
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| Dr Evil |
Jul 6 2006, 01:56 PM
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Send me your transmission! Group: Members Posts: 22,995 Joined: 21-November 03 From: Loveland, OH 45140 Member No.: 1,372 Region Association: MidAtlantic Region
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(IMG:style_emoticons/default/mueba.gif) YAY, I get to be a barbarian!
Andy, I know I only have one year down in med school, but I do not recall them perscribing mushrooms for heart issues. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/confused24.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/happy11.gif) |
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| BigDBass |
Jul 6 2006, 02:34 PM
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Dumb Question Champion Group: Members Posts: 1,438 Joined: 11-January 06 From: Chicago (south 'burbs) Member No.: 5,405 Region Association: Upper MidWest |
Andy can't hear you typing at him cuz the Jethro Tull is is cranked up too loud. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/tunez.gif)
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| Midtowner |
Jul 6 2006, 05:14 PM
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Ooooo! Group: Members Posts: 652 Joined: 21-December 04 From: Sunnyvale, CA Member No.: 3,316 Region Association: None |
QUOTE(BigDBass @ Jul 6 2006, 01:34 PM)  Andy can't hear you typing at him cuz the Jethro Tull is is cranked up too loud. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/tunez.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/av-943.gif) |
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| dinomium |
Jul 6 2006, 05:28 PM
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Git on a chair son, all the good stuff is goin over yer head! Group: Benefactors Posts: 2,777 Joined: 2-January 03 From: Bremerton, WA Member No.: 74 Region Association: Pacific Northwest |
no man you dont get it
Iron is like heavey and a butterfly is like totally light get it? how do I know the color green to me is the colour green to you? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/drunk.gif) oh man this is gonna be great! |
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| byndbad914 |
Jul 6 2006, 06:14 PM
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shoehorn and some butter - it fits Group: Members Posts: 1,547 Joined: 23-January 06 From: Broomfield, CO Member No.: 5,463 Region Association: None |
King Aandy to the the first person he sees at the WCC: Go and tell your master that we have been charged by God with a sacred quest. If he will give us food and shelter for the night, he can join us in our quest for the Holy Grail (a rust-free 914).
person: Well, I'll ask him, but I don't think he will be very keen. Uh, he's already got one, you see. King Aandy: What? Sir Brad: He said they've already got one! King Aandy: Are you sure he's got one? person: Oh yes, it's very nice! Sorry, the first post just reminded me a bit of Monty Python and couldn't resist. |
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| So.Cal.914 |
Jul 6 2006, 07:04 PM
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"...And it has a front trunk too." Group: Members Posts: 6,588 Joined: 15-February 04 From: Low Desert, CA./ Hills of N.J. Member No.: 1,658 Region Association: None |
Well I enjoyed it and am looking forward to the next installment, same bat time
same bat channel. |
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| highways |
Jul 6 2006, 07:08 PM
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Senior Member Group: Members Posts: 613 Joined: 18-June 05 From: Los Angeles, CA Member No.: 4,296 |
QUOTE(highways @ Jul 3 2006, 04:37 AM) Ooooo la la.... ARTHUR: "Please go and tell your master that we have been charged by God with a sacred quest, and if he will give us food and shelter for this night he can join us in our quest for the Holy Grail." FRENCHMAN: "Well, I'll ask him, but I don't think he'll be very keen. He's already got one, you see?" ARTHUR "What?" GALAHAD "He says they've already got one!" (stunned) ARTHUR "Are you sure he's got one?" FRENCHMAN "Oh yes. It's very nice" (cut to battlements) FRENCHMAN "I told him we already got one." (they all giggle) ARTHUR "Well ... can we come up and have a look? FRENCHMAN "Of course not! You are English pigs!" (IMG:style_emoticons/default/piratenanner.gif) QUOTE(byndbad914 @ Jul 6 2006, 05:14 PM) King Aandy to the the first person he sees at the WCC: Go and tell your master that we have been charged by God with a sacred quest. If he will give us food and shelter for the night, he can join us in our quest for the Holy Grail (a rust-free 914). person: Well, I'll ask him, but I don't think he will be very keen. Uh, he's already got one, you see. King Aandy: What? Sir Brad: He said they've already got one! King Aandy: Are you sure he's got one? person: Oh yes, it's very nice! Sorry, the first post just reminded me a bit of Monty Python and couldn't resist. Copycat!!!! Monte Carlo Werkswagen is the Holy Grail!! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/slap.gif) |
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| ppickerell |
Jul 6 2006, 07:59 PM
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914 addicted Group: Members Posts: 1,679 Joined: 14-October 03 From: Pleasanton, CA. Member No.: 1,246 |
And the evil Golem (IMG:style_emoticons/default/stromberg.gif) flung knumerous mis-speelings at them attempting to distract them for their rain soaked fate.
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| byndbad914 |
Jul 6 2006, 07:59 PM
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shoehorn and some butter - it fits Group: Members Posts: 1,547 Joined: 23-January 06 From: Broomfield, CO Member No.: 5,463 Region Association: None |
QUOTE(highways @ Jul 6 2006, 06:08 PM) Wierd, where did that quote come from? I don't see it in this thread (IMG:style_emoticons/default/confused24.gif) or I wouldn't have put the same thing (IMG:style_emoticons/default/huh.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smilie_pokal.gif) I couldn't remember the exact wording that followed when he asked to see it... I was going to put something to the effect of "of course not you NARP pigs" and was drawing a blank. |
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| Pat Garvey |
Jul 6 2006, 08:24 PM
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Do I or don't I...........? Group: Members Posts: 5,899 Joined: 24-March 06 From: SE PA, near Philly Member No.: 5,765 Region Association: North East States |
QUOTE(SirAndy @ Jul 6 2006, 01:08 PM) ------------------------------ The Fellowship of the Rust ------------------------------ Once upon a time, the mighty Wizard Craig the Grey, who lived in the northern Stronghold of Camp914, deep within the enchanted woods of Oregon summoned his fellow Narps to the ancient fortress of Portland. He felt the power of the dark lord Ferros was growing stronger by the week, threatening to destroy everything within his path. Only the bravest of the brave had the courage to answer Craig the Grey's call and left their lands to join their kin for the great gathering. The Woodman of the North, the Dwarfs of the Midwest, the Elves and Fairies of the South and the Barbarians of the East all sent out their mightiest warriors to represent them. This is the story of 3 young Narps that set out on a epic journey to the unknown lands of the north from the sleepy village of Napa. At dawn, they gathered at the village center, kissed their wives goodbye and headed north into the unknown. They called themselves "The Fellowship of the Rust" ... <- to be continued -> Godspeed on your quest, young rust fellow. We from the Almighty East are forbidden by the Mountains they call the Rockies from entering (i.e. - no vacation time left) or we would join your Crusade. Besides, if we (I) once again entered the valley of the Napa (starting point), we would not get past the Harpes of the Grape there & would soon be rendered helpless. On with you then. And please inform us of your findings. Attached image(s) 
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| KaptKaos |
Jul 6 2006, 08:56 PM
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Family Group: Members Posts: 4,009 Joined: 23-April 03 From: Near Wausau Member No.: 607 Region Association: Upper MidWest |
Queen of Light (Toast) took her Porsche, And then she turned to go,
The Prince of Peace (Kojiro) embraced the gloom (and rust), And walked the night alone. Oh, dance in the dark of night, Sing to the morning light. The dark Lord (Ferros) rides in force tonight, And time will tell us all. Oh, throw down your plow and hoe(and 13mm socket), Rest not to lock your homes. Side by side we wait the might of the darkest of them all. I hear the horses' thunder (all 80 of them) down in the valley below, I'm waiting for the angels of Avalon(So.Cal), waiting for the eastern (acid rain) glow. The apples of the valley hold, The seeds of happiness, The ground is rich from tender care, Repay, do not forget, no, no. Dance in the dark of night, sing to the morning light. The apples turn to brown and black, The tyrant's face (Zois) is red. Oh war is the common cry, Pick up your swords and fight. The sky is filled with good and bad that mortals (Aaron & MattR) never know. Oh, well, the night is long, the beads of time pass slow, Tired eyes on the sunrise(Permagrin), waiting for the eastern glow. The pain of war cannot exceed the woe of aftermath, The drums will shake the castle wall, the ringwraiths (Skline) ride in black, Ride on. Sing as you raise your bow, shoot straighter than before. No comfort has the fire at night that lights the face so cold. Oh dance in the dark of night, Sing to the morning light. The magic runes are writ in gold to bring the balance back (Por-15) Bring it back. At last the sun is shining, The clouds of blue roll by, With flames from the dragon of darkness (Miles), the sunlight blinds his eyes. Ooh, Bring it back, Bring it back... |
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| highways |
Jul 7 2006, 01:01 AM
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Senior Member Group: Members Posts: 613 Joined: 18-June 05 From: Los Angeles, CA Member No.: 4,296 |
Naw, I was just quoting the Holy Grail a few days ago in a different thread.... just a coincideenk I guess. Funny that we quoted the exact same part. The moon tires must be in alinement.
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| Root_Werks |
Jul 7 2006, 09:08 AM
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Village Idiot Group: Members Posts: 8,319 Joined: 25-May 04 From: About 5NM from Canada Member No.: 2,105 Region Association: Pacific Northwest
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(IMG:style_emoticons/default/popcorn[1].gif) Cool! A story.
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