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The Fellowship of the Rust
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Once upon a time, the mighty Wizard Craig the Grey, who lived in
the northern Stronghold of Camp914, deep within the enchanted woods
of Oregon summoned his fellow Narps to the ancient fortress of
Portland. He felt the power of the dark lord Ferros was growing
stronger by the week, threatening to destroy everything within
his path.

Only the bravest of the brave had the courage to answer Craig the Grey's
call and left their lands to join their kin for the great gathering.
The Woodman of the North, the Dwarfs of the Midwest, the Elves and Fairies
of the South and the Barbarians of the East all sent out their mightiest
warriors to represent them.

This is the story of 3 young Narps that set out on a epic journey
to the unknown lands of the north from the sleepy village of Napa.
At dawn, they gathered at the village center, kissed their wives goodbye
and headed north into the unknown.

They called themselves "The Fellowship of the Rust" ...


<- to be continued ->

Andy, step away from the Bong

or just pass it over ..... 'ere

please pass along the bong of wisdom +3

and while you are at it, I'll take some whiskey of the ages + 2 as well

Good stuff, Andy. Look forward to the next chemical enhanced installment.

Although I have never been to the enchanted forests of Oregon,I to have followed the fellowship of the rust.




I have met Lord Ferros on the field of battle.

I have defeated him with my own arsenal of tools,and reclaimed the ring of keys.

With the ring of keys in hand and a simple twist I command the raw power the ring of keys posesses.

Indeed I have met Lord Ferros and vanquished him.


Ron

who you calling a fairy?

YAY, I get to be a barbarian!

Andy, I know I only have one year down in med school, but I do not recall them perscribing mushrooms for heart issues.

Andy can't hear you typing at him cuz the Jethro Tull is is cranked up too loud.

no man you dont get it
Iron is like heavey
and a butterfly is like totally light

get it?

how do I know the color green to me is the colour green to you?


oh man this is gonna be great!

King Aandy to the the first person he sees at the WCC: Go and tell your master that we have been charged by God with a sacred quest. If he will give us food and shelter for the night, he can join us in our quest for the Holy Grail (a rust-free 914).

person: Well, I'll ask him, but I don't think he will be very keen. Uh, he's already got one, you see.

King Aandy: What?

Sir Brad: He said they've already got one!

King Aandy: Are you sure he's got one?

person: Oh yes, it's very nice!


Sorry, the first post just reminded me a bit of Monty Python and couldn't resist.

Well I enjoyed it and am looking forward to the next installment, same bat time

same bat channel.

Copycat!!!! Monte Carlo Werkswagen is the Holy Grail!!

And the evil Golem flung knumerous mis-speelings at them attempting to distract them for their rain soaked fate.

Wierd, where did that quote come from? I don't see it in this thread or I wouldn't have put the same thing



I couldn't remember the exact wording that followed when he asked to see it... I was going to put something to the effect of "of course not you NARP pigs" and was drawing a blank.

Godspeed on your quest, young rust fellow. We from the Almighty East are forbidden by the Mountains they call the Rockies from entering (i.e. - no vacation time left) or we would join your Crusade. Besides, if we (I) once again entered the valley of the Napa (starting point), we would not get past the Harpes of the Grape there & would soon be rendered helpless.

On with you then. And please inform us of your findings.

Queen of Light (Toast) took her Porsche, And then she turned to go,
The Prince of Peace (Kojiro) embraced the gloom (and rust), And walked the night alone.

Oh, dance in the dark of night, Sing to the morning light.
The dark Lord (Ferros) rides in force tonight, And time will tell us all.

Oh, throw down your plow and hoe(and 13mm socket), Rest not to lock your homes.

Side by side we wait the might of the darkest of them all.

I hear the horses' thunder (all 80 of them) down in the valley below,
I'm waiting for the angels of Avalon(So.Cal), waiting for the eastern (acid rain) glow.

The apples of the valley hold, The seeds of happiness,
The ground is rich from tender care, Repay, do not forget, no, no.
Dance in the dark of night, sing to the morning light.

The apples turn to brown and black, The tyrant's face (Zois) is red.

Oh war is the common cry, Pick up your swords and fight.
The sky is filled with good and bad that mortals (Aaron & MattR) never know.

Oh, well, the night is long, the beads of time pass slow,
Tired eyes on the sunrise(Permagrin), waiting for the eastern glow.

The pain of war cannot exceed the woe of aftermath,
The drums will shake the castle wall, the ringwraiths (Skline) ride in black, Ride on.

Sing as you raise your bow, shoot straighter than before.
No comfort has the fire at night that lights the face so cold.

Oh dance in the dark of night, Sing to the morning light.
The magic runes are writ in gold to bring the balance back (Por-15) Bring it back.

At last the sun is shining, The clouds of blue roll by,
With flames from the dragon of darkness (Miles), the sunlight blinds his eyes.

Ooh, Bring it back, Bring it back...

Naw, I was just quoting the Holy Grail a few days ago in a different thread.... just a coincideenk I guess. Funny that we quoted the exact same part. The moon tires must be in alinement.
(Dissonant Sci Fi music plays in background)
OOOooooOoooooOOOOOOOoo oOOOOOo oooooooooooOO
OOOooooOooOoOOooOOoooOOOOOooooOooooOO

Cool! A story.

Whoa.. way too much free time!

Go back and work on your cars!!

It is funny reading however.


B

that's it - out comes Rush's 2112 album and on go the headphones. Gotta get in the mood for part 2...

Lord Andy, I accept thine flatulance and enjoy it however, it must be in this general direction!


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