 10 THINGS NOT TO SAY TO A POLICE OFFICER, UNLESS YOU WANT TO GO TO JAIL |
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| Porcharu |
 Aug 16 2006, 12:02 AM
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Senior Member  Group: Members Posts: 1,314 Joined: 27-January 05 From: Campbell, CA Member No.: 3,518 Region Association: Northern California  |
QUOTE(kpex914 @ Aug 15 2006, 04:36 PM)  10 THINGS NOT TO SAY TO A POLICE OFFICER 4. Hey, you must have been doing about 125 MPH to keep up withme, good job! Been there done that crap. "My wife has a car just like that - it wont go much over 90" Nice new CHP tells me after getting me at 125 in my 84' civic with an Integra engine and trans (cruising behind 4 other cars on 101. Doing about 125mph - guilty as charged) DOH - sucks to be first! $512 ticket in 93' (he was kind) |
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| alpha434 |
Aug 16 2006, 02:36 AM
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My member number is no coincidence. Group: Members Posts: 3,154 Joined: 16-December 05 From: Denver, CO Member No.: 5,280 Region Association: Rocky Mountains |
Outran a bike cop the other night. Saw him come up on me with no lights. Right turn. Left turn right turn. Down two blocks. Right turn, down two blocks. Came back down the first street I was on. The cop was standing there on his bike, a block down literally scratching his helmet.
"Which way did he go? Where di he go, George? Hicup!" |
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| ClayPerrine |
Aug 16 2006, 06:55 AM
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Life's been good to me so far..... Group: Admin Posts: 16,444 Joined: 11-September 03 From: Hurst, TX. Member No.: 1,143 Region Association: NineFourteenerVille 
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At one MUSR, John Leto stops to get gas. He ends up doing a donut right in front of a cop!
John is a character. When the cop asked him why he did it, he said "I thought cops LIKED donuts?" (IMG:style_emoticons/default/av-943.gif) |
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| johannes |
Aug 16 2006, 07:11 AM
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Club Porsche 914 France member since 2005 Group: Members Posts: 3,092 Joined: 13-January 06 From: France Member No.: 5,409 Region Association: France |
Open the window and say !
" I'd like a big mac, french fries and a coke ... " Not from me ... coming from my favourite movie "Groundhog Day" |
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| fin |
Aug 16 2006, 08:04 AM
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Newbie Group: Members Posts: 47 Joined: 3-January 05 From: MPLS, MN Member No.: 3,398 |
Middle of a summer night in rural Iowa while in High School.
I'm cruising to a keg party on a friends farm in my 1974 FIAT 124 Sport Coupe (an excellent car for learning auto mechanics as it broke down so often). I turn off of a main highway onto a county road and punch it. I'm hauling along as fast as the silly thing would go when I notice headlights in the rear view mirror. As I'm traveling fast I think nothing of it as I should be out running that car. Well, on the top of the next hill, I notice that the lights are closing on me, but miles back. Again, on the top of a hill I notice that the other car is still closing on me. So I back off of the throttle, drive the speed limit and allow the car to catch up to see if it's a friend. As it got close, the peanut vendors came on and I pulled over onto a gravel road, got out and waited. The Highway Patrolman walked up and said, "I don't know how fast you were going, but I had to go 125mph for 3 miles to catch you". He had seen me on the main highway and turned to follow me as my headlights were rather dim. After giving me a warning (as I wouldn't admit to my speed, thanks #1), I get in the FIAT to drive on. Car won't start (that would account for the dim headlights, a faulty alternator). The Patrolman helps me try to PUSH START the car (thanks #2, ever heard of that in Calif.?). Car still won't start. The Patrolman then tells me to get into his car and DRIVES ME HOME, 20 miles away (thanks #3, ever heard of that in Calif.?). Tempted as I was to have a Patrolman take me to a Kegger, my common sense held fast for the evening (thanks #4 from my friends). Pays to look like a clean cut kid sometimes. FIN P.S. back to topic. "You'll never take me alive, COPPER" - Jimmie Cagney "You can follow me home if you think you can keep up" |
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| kpex914 |
Aug 16 2006, 12:43 PM
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Newbie Group: Members Posts: 48 Joined: 29-March 06 From: Fresno,Cali Member No.: 5,792 Region Association: None |
My dad told me this one. He was driving his '73 1.7 going 60 in a 40 and a cop pulled him over. He was like shit. The cop comes up and says you were speeding huh, and my dad tells the cop yeah I think I was The cop asks for license reg. and insurance. cop goes back to his car and runs the information. Cop comes back and goes ok Mr, Bernardi so uh hows this thing run my dad says why the goes i go a '72 at home. NO ticket .
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| SLITS |
Aug 16 2006, 01:14 PM
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"This Utah shit is HARSH!" Group: Benefactors Posts: 13,602 Joined: 22-February 04 From: SoCal Mountains ... Member No.: 1,696 Region Association: None  |
Uhhh, I have Lien Sale Papers on that chassis that says it's mine!
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| kpex914 |
Aug 16 2006, 03:21 PM
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Newbie Group: Members Posts: 48 Joined: 29-March 06 From: Fresno,Cali Member No.: 5,792 Region Association: None |
QUOTE(SLITS @ Aug 16 2006, 12:14 PM) Uhhh, I have Lien Sale Papers on that chassis that says it's mine! what are you talking about?!??! |
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| Thorshammer |
Aug 16 2006, 04:42 PM
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Senior Member Group: Members Posts: 749 Joined: 11-November 03 Member No.: 1,335 |
Don't ask me why, but I have a couple.
In High school, flew past a cop taking radar on Ward Parkway In Kansas City, about 130 on my Honda Interceptor, Turn on the lights as I was still approaching him, gave him a look, but did'nt let off. Drove another 6-7 blocks took a left, then a right, then a left, ducked into a driveway, pulled up the garage door and rolled in, shut the door, like I owned the place. He went by real slow with the light searching for me. Stayed there about 20 minutes. Just when I was about to leave, some old dude opened the garage door, and told me the cops are gone, you can leave now. I thanked him and pushed my bike out to the street. Went by the next day and mowed his lawn, and left him a note of thanks, something about being young to once. Then....... When I was about 21 I was driving my mustang to a SCCA race in Oklahoma. Out of OK city at 4:00 am, I decided to drop the hammer, about 145 mph, off in the distance I could see headlights approaching, but thought what he hell, whats the chance, sure enough Oklahomas Finest State Highway Patrol, passed him going 145 indicated. he stood on the brakes, and turned around. I got off one of the exits a few miles down. and hid under the underpass. I could hear him go over and keep going, So I went to the local Burger King to wait for it to open. About 1 hour later they were just about ready to open when I got bum rushed by 5 Staties with guns drawn. After being detained, and cuffed, and yelled at , the field Sargent? showed up and asked the cop if he had my plate number, which I knew he didn't at 145. So they let me go. Last one, and this I got screwed, which only makes up for the ones I got out of or ran away from. Going home (Massachusetts) on RT 495, which is a circumferential three lane highway around the west side of Boston. About 5:00pm Friday night, I get pulled over (in the fast lane) in my company van (no decals dark blue commercial tags), the guy says "license and registration" Which I have ready for him. Then he asks "do you know why I am stopping you?", I said "actually no" . You were going 71 in a 65. Really, I say. So let me get this right, you stop me for going 6 mph over the limit on a Friday Night on a highway that every Cape Cod tourist speeds on. Are you serious. He says yes. I say, 'I'll bet you the ticket that the next ten cars traveling in the fast lane are all over 75 mph. So he says Okay, get out slowly and come back to the cruiser (patrol car). We procede to take radar for the next ten cars. 84,83,82,85,81,79,84,82,80,69........ 69 WTF. He wrote me the 71 in a 65, I paid the F ing ticket, I figured my luck was up. He must have been a Statie in Oklahoma. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/slap.gif) Erik Madsen |
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| wbergtho |
Aug 16 2006, 05:06 PM
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Senior Member Group: Members Posts: 1,314 Joined: 28-April 03 From: Roberts, WI Member No.: 623 |
6 miles an hour over? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/ar15.gif) Blow me officer! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/alfred.gif) I know...I know it happens once in a while...but WTF! Why don't you go pull that senile blue haired lady over and throw the fricken book at her for going 80mph the wrong way down the freeway? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/flipa.gif)
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| SLITS |
Aug 16 2006, 05:20 PM
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"This Utah shit is HARSH!" Group: Benefactors Posts: 13,602 Joined: 22-February 04 From: SoCal Mountains ... Member No.: 1,696 Region Association: None |
I had the "opportunity" to drive a VW convertible bug from South Bend to LA. This bug was complete with the flower and peace signs. I was also outfitted with my long hair, Army Field jacket and a bevy of "God's Own" for the trip. Trip was somewhat boring until I hit St. Louis. I stopped at a rest stop, eyed some guy in a Trash Can (Trans AM) and we figured we were both OK, so I traded him some of my stash for his hash. It was a hell of a deal.
About 2 miles outta the rest stop a Misery State Polizi Car fell in behind me. I wasn't speeding and for the next 5 miles he wasn't moving. I figured it was about time to ingest the stash I had. So I spent the next couple of miles chewing away and trying to swallow without liquid accompaniment. Just as I was about to finish, he hit the lights. Now it's real hard to talk with a mouth full of Alfalfa, but I was prepared to give it a go. As he walked up to the driver's window, I rolled it down, knowing full well that I looked like a chipmunk storing nuts for winter. He leaned down, looked at me and said, "Made ya eat it didn't I". He then turned around, walked back to his patrol car and left. I found the nearest hotel and spent the rest of the night crusin the universe! |
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| Bruce Allert |
Aug 16 2006, 05:27 PM
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Hellions asleep Group: Members Posts: 3,289 Joined: 19-March 03 From: Eagle Creek, Orygun Member No.: 441 Region Association: Pacific Northwest |
10 THINGS NOT TO SAY TO A POLICE OFFICER
#1: FUCK YOU! along with (IMG:style_emoticons/default/finger.gif) in his face... That'd be grounds for a beating or jail (or both) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/flipa.gif) ........b P.s. cops are my friends (IMG:style_emoticons/default/clap56.gif) too many in the family not to be (IMG:style_emoticons/default/bye1.gif) |
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| GWN7 |
Aug 16 2006, 05:30 PM
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King of Road Trips Group: Members Posts: 6,280 Joined: 31-December 02 From: Winnipeg, MB, Canada Member No.: 56 Region Association: Northstar Region |
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| Lou W |
Aug 16 2006, 06:01 PM
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"Here Kitty Kitty" my ass...... Group: Members Posts: 4,109 Joined: 9-May 04 From: Roseburg, OR. Member No.: 2,039 Region Association: Spain |
QUOTE(SLITS @ Aug 16 2006, 12:14 PM) Uhhh, I have Lien Sale Papers on that chassis that says it's mine! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/sawzall-smiley.gif) That was one of those rust free Kalifornia chassis. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif) |
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| MecGen |
Aug 16 2006, 06:02 PM
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8 Easy Steps Group: Members Posts: 848 Joined: 8-January 05 From: Laval, Canada Member No.: 3,421 |
QUOTE I found the nearest hotel and spent the rest of the night crusin the universe! Classic story...yu da man Later (IMG:style_emoticons/default/beerchug.gif) |
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