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post Jul 23 2007, 03:00 PM
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change of heart here....i now love 914's...(IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif) thanks everyone, you've changed my life
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post Jul 23 2007, 03:03 PM
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Hi (IMG:style_emoticons/default/welcome.png)

now go (IMG:style_emoticons/default/stirthepot.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/stromberg.gif) somewhere else (IMG:style_emoticons/default/mrs.K.gif)
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post Jul 23 2007, 03:06 PM
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so, everyone agrees with me....good... regards, your friendly neighborhood spiderman
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post Jul 23 2007, 03:11 PM
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914's are rusty POS, ugly cars that are a waste of money, girls dont dig em, and only an american would buy em! They are so cheap that they dont have airbags, didnt pass the govt crash safety rating, and germans regret ever building this car...you guys suck regards, your friendly neighorhood spiderman


While it is generally accepted to use internet slang such as POS, when you contract a word like them you should use 'em to indicate that you intentionally dropped the letters. As the word American is a noun it should be spelled the way you see in my sentence here. Moving on, no car had car that was a contemporary to the 914 had an airbag that advance if you think of it as an advance came later. The 914 did have the correct crash bumper of the period. Not even sure the Government which is once again, in this case a noun even did crash tests at that time and if it did, the 914 must have passed. If it had not, it could not be sold. Once again with the word German you are having trouble with your nouns. I personally have never met a German who regrets that the 914 was built. So it seems, it is you who suck... Have a nice day and drop by when you can!
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post Jul 23 2007, 03:27 PM
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Please tell your mom that I would like my house key back...

Oh, and an FYI, Peter Parker was from the states (IMG:style_emoticons/default/flag.gif)
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post Jul 23 2007, 03:33 PM
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nice entrance Mr. ABC ... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/av-943.gif)

btw. you list your location as "kazakstan", but my records show that you live in the Paterson, New Jersey area.
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post Jul 23 2007, 03:35 PM
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No one from NJ wants to admit it.

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post Jul 23 2007, 03:36 PM
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well, im here to stay....I have been lurking here for quite some time, and now registered just to let everyone know how i feel....I own an original 916..it is sitting in my backyard

regards, your friendly neighborhood spiderman
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post Jul 23 2007, 03:37 PM
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You, sir, seem to be confused
As far as safety, they are perfectly safe as per the regulations in place at the time of their manufacture and initial sale
They rust as a result of exposure to the elements and are, in that respect, no different than any other car that has not been completely coated in some manner
"girls dont dig em" obviously shows several outstanding qualities that you possess:
First, you have an aversion to the apostrophe as you have left it out from 2 contractions
Second, you only care about the merits of a car in attracting women (which, I am forced to assume, must be incredibly difficult for you)
And third, you haven't seen the pictures of some of the wives and girlfriends of members of this site
And what, sir, is it that you drive that you feel is superior to our beloved little 'Teens?
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post Jul 23 2007, 03:46 PM
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QUOTE(abc123 @ Jul 23 2007, 01:36 PM) *

well, im here to stay....I have been lurking here for quite some time, and now registered just to let everyone know how i feel....I own an original 916..it is sitting in my backyard

regards, your friendly neighborhood spiderman

If it is in fact a real 916, I would be willing to give you $500 for that POS. That should be more than plenty for a rusted-ass POS junky 914.

Then you could use that $500 to get a prostitute - they don't care what you look like, what you drive, or what your "short comings" might be. We will both be happy - I will have a POS 916 and you will finally get laid from owning a 914.
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post Jul 23 2007, 03:46 PM
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QUOTE(SirAndy @ Jul 23 2007, 03:33 PM) *

...my records show that you live in the Paterson, New Jersey area.

...another "friendly" local 914 owner...I pass thru Paterson every night on my way home from work. You'll have to invite me over some time....to check out your ugly, rusty, unsafe non-chick magnet.
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post Jul 23 2007, 03:47 PM
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If it is in fact both a real 916 and yours, I will give you all of $750 for it
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post Jul 23 2007, 03:50 PM
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deal, deal....just playing all....im just dropping by to learn more on the 914's...good thing you guys can take jokes...thanks, and cant wait to learn....
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post Jul 23 2007, 03:59 PM
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WOW, such an abrasive introduction....Like masturbating with 30 grit sandpaper (IMG:style_emoticons/default/dry.gif)
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post Jul 23 2007, 04:02 PM
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post Jul 23 2007, 04:09 PM
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QUOTE(orthobiz @ Jul 23 2007, 05:35 PM) *

No one from NJ wants to admit it.

Paul

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post Jul 23 2007, 04:25 PM
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QUOTE(abc123 @ Jul 23 2007, 01:50 PM) *

deal, deal....just playing all....im just dropping by to learn more on the 914's...good thing you guys can take jokes...thanks, and cant wait to learn....

but... wait... I wasn't kidding, I would give you $500 for it. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) Apparently a bidding war is starting, so I will go to $751.99
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post Jul 23 2007, 04:34 PM
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I am going to Passaic NY tomorrow. Could I stop by and see your 916? BTW I will pay $752.00
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post Jul 23 2007, 04:49 PM
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Like masturbating with 30 grit sandpaper (IMG:style_emoticons/default/dry.gif)

And just how would you know this? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/blink.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)

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post Jul 23 2007, 05:08 PM
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QUOTE(swl @ Jul 23 2007, 02:49 PM) *

QUOTE(Dr Evil @ Jul 23 2007, 01:59 PM) *

Like masturbating with 30 grit sandpaper (IMG:style_emoticons/default/dry.gif)

And just how would you know this? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/blink.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)


He IS Dr. Evil ya know.

He experiments alot... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)
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