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> Got bitched out by neighbor lady.. LOL
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post Apr 10 2008, 02:43 PM
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Erik and I went for a ride last night in the red car and got bitched out by a lady a block down...

I stopped and backed up to see what she was bitching about, she waddled through her yard to tell me off...

I started off telling her I wasn't speeding,

she said, "Its red and loud so I figured it was kids racing around... "

she appologized but I still want to drive by her house often and loud...

Thats just my little 3.2 with headers and a sport muffler...

perhaps we should take that sport muffler off and put on the megaphones and go for another ride...

I would but I just got my rear valance done and want to leave it all alone... Other fish to fry.
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post Apr 10 2008, 03:00 PM
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QUOTE(dflesburg @ Apr 10 2008, 01:43 PM) *

Erik and I went for a ride last night in the red car and got bitched out by a lady a block down...

I started off telling her I wasn't speeding,

she said, "Its red and loud so I figured it was kids racing around... "

she appologized but I still want to drive by her house often and loud...



You told her you weren't speeding and she apologized??? What a lightweight lady that was!! Hell, I've got family more rude than that! She APOLOGIZED??? Let's face it, your neighborhood just isn't that tough. If she would have pulled a knife, or taken a couple of shots - now that's getting bitched out! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/ar15.gif)
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post Apr 10 2008, 03:03 PM
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Indeed, I live in Khaki Pants Land...
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post Apr 10 2008, 03:10 PM
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I got bitched out by an aged hippie walking her dog a few months ago. I had just dropped my boy off at school and I was cruising up a small residential street at 26mph, speed limit 25. My window was down in my WRX and I hear the wrinkly stoned bitch yell SLOW DOWN! I stopped, backed up, and asked what did you say? She yelled I SAID SLOW DOWN! I said, hey I was going 26 mph. She said, AND ACCELERATING! No I wasn't! YES YOU WERE!
I said, no, that wasn't accelerating, THIS IS ACCELERATING!
I revved it up to 5K, let the clutch out, top of 1st gear, top of 2nd gear- 76mph, and I pitched it sideways onto a 2 block long very smooth dirt road that intersects the first road. I kept it sideways, throwing dust for almost 1/2 a block.
I saw her a couple of days later in the hardware store. I smiled and she just gave me a really, really dirty look as she walked out.
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post Apr 10 2008, 03:16 PM
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she appologized but I still want to drive by her house often and loud...


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I revved it up to 5K, let the clutch out, top of 1st gear, top of 2nd gear- 76mph, and I pitched it sideways onto a 2 block long very smooth dirt road that intersects the first road. I kept it sideways, throwing dust for almost 1/2 a block.


Maybe I'm on an island here, but (IMG:style_emoticons/default/confused24.gif)
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post Apr 10 2008, 03:23 PM
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Here in suburbia, upsetting the neighbors wives is a Good Thing... we got little else to do.
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post Apr 10 2008, 03:29 PM
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Yeah,,, that may be so but still.... Pissing people off is never a good idea. You never know when someone is just on the line of ending their life or not. Whenever someone does that to me I try to just smile at them or say sorry and move on. If their life is so bad that they have to bitch about something like that they must have a shitty life as it is. No need to make it worse.
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post Apr 10 2008, 03:41 PM
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QUOTE(sww914 @ Apr 10 2008, 02:10 PM) *

I got bitched out by an aged hippie walking her dog a few months ago. I had just dropped my boy off at school and I was cruising up a small residential street at 26mph, speed limit 25. My window was down in my WRX and I hear the wrinkly stoned bitch yell SLOW DOWN! I stopped, backed up, and asked what did you say? She yelled I SAID SLOW DOWN! I said, hey I was going 26 mph. She said, AND ACCELERATING! No I wasn't! YES YOU WERE!
I said, no, that wasn't accelerating, THIS IS ACCELERATING!
I revved it up to 5K, let the clutch out, top of 1st gear, top of 2nd gear- 76mph, and I pitched it sideways onto a 2 block long very smooth dirt road that intersects the first road. I kept it sideways, throwing dust for almost 1/2 a block.
I saw her a couple of days later in the hardware store. I smiled and she just gave me a really, really dirty look as she walked out.


after you said "THIS IS ACCELERATING!"
did you flash her a (IMG:http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/67.gif)
and yell out: Farm Out! Right Arm! Power to the People!
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post Apr 10 2008, 03:48 PM
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QUOTE(dflesburg @ Apr 10 2008, 01:23 PM) *

Here in suburbia, upsetting the neighbors wives is a Good Thing... we got little else to do.


So, you're the one, eh? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/chair.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)
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post Apr 10 2008, 03:55 PM
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what part of Cincy are you in 1970 ?

I work in Blue Ash... live in Centerville (near dayton)
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post Apr 10 2008, 04:01 PM
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Great posts! Thanks for sharing Mr. Khaki Pants Land!!!
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post Apr 10 2008, 04:11 PM
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QUOTE(dflesburg @ Apr 10 2008, 01:55 PM) *

what part of Cincy are you in 1970 ?

I work in Blue Ash... live in Centerville (near dayton)


I woik in Montgomery, reside in Miami Township(Clermont County), and sometimes wear Khaki pants. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/unsure.gif)

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post Apr 10 2008, 04:13 PM
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QUOTE(sww914 @ Apr 10 2008, 02:10 PM) *

I got bitched out by an aged hippie walking her dog a few months ago. I had just dropped my boy off at school and I was cruising up a small residential street at 26mph, speed limit 25. My window was down in my WRX and I hear the wrinkly stoned bitch yell SLOW DOWN! I stopped, backed up, and asked what did you say? She yelled I SAID SLOW DOWN! I said, hey I was going 26 mph. She said, AND ACCELERATING! No I wasn't! YES YOU WERE!
I said, no, that wasn't accelerating, THIS IS ACCELERATING!
I revved it up to 5K, let the clutch out, top of 1st gear, top of 2nd gear- 76mph, and I pitched it sideways onto a 2 block long very smooth dirt road that intersects the first road. I kept it sideways, throwing dust for almost 1/2 a block.
I saw her a couple of days later in the hardware store. I smiled and she just gave me a really, really dirty look as she walked out.

I guess you showed her huh?
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post Apr 10 2008, 04:16 PM
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If I knew that my 914 would push my bitchy neighbor over the edge I would buy a couple more and speed the process.
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post Apr 10 2008, 04:18 PM
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QUOTE(dflesburg @ Apr 10 2008, 04:03 PM) *

Indeed, I live in Khaki Pants Land...


I know people in Centerville...you DO live in Khakipantsland... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)
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post Apr 10 2008, 04:29 PM
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post Apr 10 2008, 04:31 PM
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I guess I have to miss out on the bitchy neighbors.

The only neighbors that I have typically keep to themselves and I rarely see them outside. I can make all the noise I want.
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post Apr 10 2008, 04:34 PM
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QUOTE(Joe Ricard @ Apr 10 2008, 02:16 PM) *

If I knew that my 914 would push my bitchy neighbor over the edge I would buy a couple more and speed the process.

I'm sure some local teener types could be counted on to help you with the process (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)
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QUOTE(Joe Ricard @ Apr 10 2008, 03:16 PM) *

If I knew that my 914 would push my bitchy neighbor over the edge I would buy a couple more and speed the process.

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Yeah,,, that may be so but still.... Pissing people off is never a good idea. You never know when someone is just on the line of ending their life or not. Whenever someone does that to me I try to just smile at them or say sorry and move on. If their life is so bad that they have to bitch about something like that they must have a shitty life as it is. No need to make it worse.

Jon, you are too nice...wait until you get to be a ol fart! I enjoy pissing people off... I stopped at a supply house in Georgetown and two ladies with a lap dog bitched at me for driving too fast in the parking lot. WTF??? I get my stuff and then go get in. There they are letting helping the little dog go poop...hehe, I start up the 914 and spray exhaust all over the dog who poops and pees all over her hands....

gawd I am mean.
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