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> 67 in a 45, First ticket in my adult life
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post Jan 23 2004, 08:22 PM
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That sounds (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smoke.gif) like a great (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smoke.gif) idea! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smoke.gif)

Remind me (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smoke.gif) what we (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smoke.gif) were (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smoke.gif) talking about.

What?

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post Jan 23 2004, 08:28 PM
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We were talking about how CBD's get turned into THC during the isometric process... any left over CBD's give you the Sleeper/Creeper effect. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wacko.gif)
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post Jan 23 2004, 08:34 PM
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HE STOPPED ME BECAUSE I AM BLACK!

Where the hell is Johnny Cochrane!



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post Jan 23 2004, 08:40 PM
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Black, longhaired, pot smokin, guitar playin, 914 drivin Rastafarian... prolly had a white girl with ya!! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/ohmy.gif)
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post Jan 23 2004, 08:47 PM
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I could see the N-word on his face, from the moment I rolled down the window, and the clouds of hashish billowed into his face...

"Nanner"

He had the nerve to ask me if I had any chips, or some sandwiches.


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post Jan 23 2004, 08:54 PM
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QUOTE(redshift @ Jan 23 2004, 09:34 PM)
HE STOPPED ME BECAUSE I AM BLACK!


In Georgia?
C'mon!
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post Jan 23 2004, 09:02 PM
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I cop pulls over a guy who looks like an extra from "UP IN SMOKE" and you wonder why? My brother is a cop (and a big DICK).

Was the a COPS film crew with him? Are we going to see you on COPS?

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post Jan 23 2004, 09:34 PM
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No! They said I fumbled my lines, and I wasn't 'photogenic' enough.



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post Jan 23 2004, 09:38 PM
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did they strip search you? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/bootyshake.gif) ,

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post Jan 23 2004, 09:39 PM
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He had the nerve to ask me if I had any chips, or some sandwiches.


Dude, I was laughing my freakin' head off. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)
Are you black, really? Hendrix, huh? got a lefty, huh?
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post Jan 23 2004, 09:57 PM
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I am not black, but I can fake it to get out of a ticket!

Yo, and stuff! I am so down with that, Gee!

Look at me! I am getting jiggy with it, I love Will Smith!


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post Jan 23 2004, 10:23 PM
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The point to this rant is you could be stopped at any time by any bored to death cop thats working the graveyard shift.



Ain't that the fucking truth. I just got a ticket last weekend on Highway 50 coming back from Tahoe.

The verdict? 63mph in a 55mph zone

That is the most chicken shit ticket I've ever heard of. WTF??? 8 mph over!!!

The thing that really annoys me is that this was the culmination of three days of 6000 pound SUVs and large trucks tailgaiting me or wizzing by me at 80mph or more.
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post Jan 23 2004, 10:27 PM
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My 22 mph indiscretion was because of a damned SUV taking my lane, on top of me, then turning on his RH signal, and driving 2 blocks under the speed limit, while I was being pushed by an asshole kid in a F-n-F Honda with a huge wing, and clear lenses.


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post Jan 23 2004, 11:41 PM
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Your first ticket in your adult life, man that's pretty good. Just go to court and ask the judge for traffic school and remind him of your impeccable record. Gee he may even have leniency on you. Then again, maybe not. Sucks to be you.
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post Jan 24 2004, 12:48 AM
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The kid in the purple honda might actually be able to help me, he was mostly behind the whole thing.. people I know said they know the car.

Welp, off to buy beer for minors!

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post Jan 24 2004, 07:46 AM
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QUOTE(redshift @ Jan 23 2004, 08:27 PM)
My 22 mph indiscretion was because of a damned SUV taking my lane, on top of me, then turning on his RH signal, and driving 2 blocks under the speed limit, while I was being pushed by an asshole kid in a F-n-F Honda with a huge wing, and clear lenses.


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Miles, If you were carrying I'm surprised you didn't just pop 'em. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/ar15.gif)

BTW, if you can't find Johnie Cochrain, you might consider Jackie Chiles! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)

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