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> OT! F-ing bird outside my window, It's 1:24 am and he's still singing
Qarl
post Feb 24 2004, 12:25 AM
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This f-ing songbird has no concept of night and day...

Chirp, chirp, chirp.... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/fighting19.gif)

This has been going on for weeks now. I took a whiz at 4:00 am the other night and could hear him singing away.

I need a cat with good hunting skills.... can anyone help?

Sorry... just venting!
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post Feb 24 2004, 12:58 AM
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Turn some music on. Throw some bread out the window. Or sing along..... unless its a big blackbird or crow- then its a bad omen. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/burnout.gif)
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post Feb 24 2004, 01:13 AM
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Go to Walmart, get a pellet gun.
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post Feb 24 2004, 04:36 AM
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Kellzey:

Try the BIG F--king Gun method!!! If cops or neighbors complain, blame it on those juveniles delinquents on the next block. Dave (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smilie_flagge6.gif)
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post Feb 24 2004, 05:54 AM
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it's spring...

i have two words for you: 'suppressed Ruger' ...
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post Feb 24 2004, 07:53 AM
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It's really Dick Cheney. Bush put him in witness relocation trying to keep the Haliburton connection buried.

I think Ashcroft is behind it.
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post Feb 24 2004, 08:22 AM
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The bird is there to give you a message. Listen closely. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wink.gif)
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post Feb 24 2004, 08:28 AM
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I had a bird fly right through my bedroom window about 6 weeks ago! It was 3am!

Got him with a broom!

Thats what Ilike about the country... I just blast off my 12 gauge whenever I want.
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post Feb 24 2004, 08:52 AM
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Awww let the little birdy sing. He might have just got laid, which is probably better than most of did recently.
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post Feb 24 2004, 09:28 AM
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That must be one lucky little bird. He must be the only single guy in the neighborhood because he sings all night long, every night!'

Maybe it's nesting season!!!!
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post Feb 24 2004, 09:32 AM
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Bingo! That is the answer, he is looking for some tail feather! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/ohmy.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/bootyshake.gif)
Spring is darn near here. Maybe he decided to get started early?
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post Feb 24 2004, 12:19 PM
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MMMM...... Bird soup on a cold rainy day.... Just through your shoe at him.
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post Feb 24 2004, 12:23 PM
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Our Blue Jay hasn't yet showed up this year. He has given me insomnia for the past two years. This year, I bought my son a pellet-gun, with the verbal agreement that I could wake him up in the middle of the night to go hunting.

Last year, it was right around the end of February when it started. Just a few more days, and there will be one less noisy Blue Jay in our neighborhood. . .
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post Feb 24 2004, 12:57 PM
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Move to LA... smog = no birds (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wink.gif)
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post Feb 24 2004, 02:20 PM
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Record the bird singing. Play the tape backwards. Learn the true meaning of life!! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lol3.gif)
Cheers, Elliot
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post Feb 24 2004, 02:32 PM
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I like waking to the Robins chirping. they usually start around 430. It keeps me at peace knowing winter is on its way OUT!

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post Feb 24 2004, 02:48 PM
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bruce, where did you find that pic?!? lol, that's hilarious. i remember at college when it snowed six inches one day, a bunch of us skipped class and went out and sculpted "the stinker" in front of the art building. it was, of course, a knock-off of rodin's "the thinker," except ours was sitting on the crapper. hey, what do you expect, we were art students. wish i still had a picture of that though...
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post Feb 24 2004, 11:53 PM
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I had the same problem with a woodpecker that was pecking a hole in the eve above my 2nd story window. I took my .22 rifle out and shot at him. I didn't kill him, but he never came back (it's hard to hit something right above you). If you use .22 shorts it won't go through the roof (friggin' birds!). (IMG:style_emoticons/default/ar15.gif)
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post Feb 25 2004, 12:11 AM
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Aaron, would you believe it came from a friend in Oahu??? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)

Speaking of Hawaii, your avatar looks like one of my pictures I took from a hilltop in Princeville on Kauai. Where is it?

.........b
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post Feb 25 2004, 12:34 AM
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Brian helpfully suggested mixing alka seltzer with some bird seeds. The explosion might wake you up as well, I suppose.

HTH,
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