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| messix |
 Mar 7 2009, 09:36 PM
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AKA "CLUTCH KILLER"!  Group: Members Posts: 6,995 Joined: 14-April 05 From: between shit kickers and pinky lifters/ puget sound wa.north of Seattle south of Canada Member No.: 3,931 Region Association: Pacific Northwest  |
sorry i'm late for the 7:30 meeting like the Asshat that i am, did i miss any thing?
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| TC 914-8 |
Mar 7 2009, 09:43 PM
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Senior Member Group: Members Posts: 809 Joined: 23-May 08 From: Sequim, WA Member No.: 9,090 Region Association: Pacific Northwest 
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Didn't the Asshats have a spin off group called the Peckerheads? or was it Visa-versa?
You guys have me on the floor (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lol-2.gif) |
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| messix |
Mar 7 2009, 09:49 PM
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AKA "CLUTCH KILLER"! Group: Members Posts: 6,995 Joined: 14-April 05 From: between shit kickers and pinky lifters/ puget sound wa.north of Seattle south of Canada Member No.: 3,931 Region Association: Pacific Northwest |
QUOTE(TC 914-8 @ Mar 7 2009, 07:43 PM)  Didn't the Asshats have a spin off group called the Peckerheads? or was it Visa-versa? You guys have me on the floor (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lol-2.gif) those peckerheads were the ones that just couldn't measure up to the standards of asshatery, so they got all pissed off and ran off to assemble their own group. they meet in a circle...... they're real jerks! |
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| TC 914-8 |
Mar 7 2009, 09:59 PM
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Senior Member Group: Members Posts: 809 Joined: 23-May 08 From: Sequim, WA Member No.: 9,090 Region Association: Pacific Northwest
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QUOTE(messix @ Mar 7 2009, 07:49 PM) QUOTE(TC 914-8 @ Mar 7 2009, 07:43 PM) Didn't the Asshats have a spin off group called the Peckerheads? or was it Visa-versa? You guys have me on the floor (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lol-2.gif) those peckerheads were the ones that just couldn't measure up to the standards of asshatery, so they got all pissed off and ran off to assemble their own group. they meet in a circle...... they're real jerks! I just spoke to Lord Peckington, The King of Peckerheads, He said the Asshats wouldn't pay up their dues so they started their own group. The new group is a little more liberal and has more talent, being asshats that is..... |
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| messix |
Mar 7 2009, 10:09 PM
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AKA "CLUTCH KILLER"! Group: Members Posts: 6,995 Joined: 14-April 05 From: between shit kickers and pinky lifters/ puget sound wa.north of Seattle south of Canada Member No.: 3,931 Region Association: Pacific Northwest |
QUOTE(TC 914-8 @ Mar 7 2009, 07:59 PM) QUOTE(messix @ Mar 7 2009, 07:49 PM) QUOTE(TC 914-8 @ Mar 7 2009, 07:43 PM) Didn't the Asshats have a spin off group called the Peckerheads? or was it Visa-versa? You guys have me on the floor (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lol-2.gif) those peckerheads were the ones that just couldn't measure up to the standards of asshatery, so they got all pissed off and ran off to assemble their own group. they meet in a circle...... they're real jerks! I just spoke to Lord Peckington, The King of Peckerheads, He said the Asshats wouldn't pay up their dues so they started their own group. The new group is a little more liberal and has more talent, being asshats that is..... that peckerhead is Jerking you around! they in no way have any talent as asshats! that is why they could only make it as peckerheads ! the only asshats that don't pay dues are those that are founding members. that is some thing that the peckerheads that tried to become asshats couldn't understand. and that further relegated them to being peckerheads. as far as being more liberal, those peckerheads will let any old dickhead become a peckerhead! they have no standards! they're so liberal they campaigned for Obama! the Asshats are true blue and voted for Mc cain! |
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| TC 914-8 |
Mar 7 2009, 10:22 PM
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Senior Member Group: Members Posts: 809 Joined: 23-May 08 From: Sequim, WA Member No.: 9,090 Region Association: Pacific Northwest
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QUOTE(messix @ Mar 7 2009, 08:09 PM) QUOTE(TC 914-8 @ Mar 7 2009, 07:59 PM) QUOTE(messix @ Mar 7 2009, 07:49 PM) QUOTE(TC 914-8 @ Mar 7 2009, 07:43 PM) Didn't the Asshats have a spin off group called the Peckerheads? or was it Visa-versa? You guys have me on the floor (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lol-2.gif) those peckerheads were the ones that just couldn't measure up to the standards of asshatery, so they got all pissed off and ran off to assemble their own group. they meet in a circle...... they're real jerks! I just spoke to Lord Peckington, The King of Peckerheads, He said the Asshats wouldn't pay up their dues so they started their own group. The new group is a little more liberal and has more talent, being asshats that is..... that peckerhead is Jerking you around! they in no way have any talent as asshats! that is why they could only make it as peckerheads ! the only asshats that don't pay dues are those that are founding members. that is some thing that the peckerheads that tried to become asshats couldn't understand. and that further relegated them to being peckerheads. as far as being more liberal, those peckerheads will let any old dickhead become a peckerhead! they have no standards! they're so liberal they campaigned for Obama! the Asshats are true blue and voted for Mc cain! I think some of the new Asshat group is pushing the envelope talking about politics. There is the Asshat police, primarly founding Peckerheads, that look to ban the asshats who talk about politics and religon. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/stirthepot.gif) That's all I know about this subject, (IMG:style_emoticons/default/ar15.gif) We'll have to consult Wikipedia for more info and history. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/bye1.gif) |
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| rick 918-S |
Mar 7 2009, 11:23 PM
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Hey nice rack! -Celette Group: Members Posts: 20,457 Joined: 30-December 02 From: Now in Superior WI Member No.: 43 Region Association: Northstar Region 
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QUOTE(MDG @ Mar 7 2009, 06:16 AM) in lieu of a handshake, which has been deemed unsanitary, or to the less open-mind perhaps even a bit (IMG:style_emoticons/default/gayfight.gif) I humbly submit something in the way of apparel. Fred and Barney already have those cool Water Buffalo hats so they're out. Perhaps a snazzy vest; they could be made out of old Fuzzy Dash covers. Except for the elected leader; his would be NOS First: I think you have mis-interpeted the term AH. A true AH started as an Ass Kisser. He (or She) went through their day AK'ing their boss. Until one day their boss stopped to get a drink from the fountain in the lobby at work. It was at that moment the AK turned into a Brown Noser. Now, Because the Brown Noser was now blinded by his own ambition it wasn't long before a slip of the lip turned into a full on Ass Hat wearing experience. So there are aspiring AK's and BN's chasing their boss all over the office and there are those true AH's who have achived Ass Hattedness and wear their Ass Hat proudly. Oh, and I believe the Kiss from an Ass Hat was deemed unsanitary. Considering an Ass Hat was just two breif moments away from a Butt Kisser and one brief moment away from a Brown Noser. And no ass hat could ever be worn over a buffalo hat. No matter how fuzzy and inviting that buffalo fur is, no ass would ever mount that thrown. The horns would prevent any true ass from becoming a real hat therefore preventing the continuation of the royal order of Ass Hattedness. |
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| Todd Enlund |
Mar 7 2009, 11:28 PM
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Resident Photoshop Guru Group: Members Posts: 3,251 Joined: 24-August 07 From: Laurelhurst (Portland), Oregon Member No.: 8,032 Region Association: Pacific Northwest |
QUOTE(messix @ Mar 7 2009, 07:36 PM) sorry i'm late for the 7:30 meeting like the Asshat that i am, did i miss any thing? I'm not an alcoholic, I don't go to meetings. I'm a drunk. |
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| PeeGreen 914 |
Mar 7 2009, 11:31 PM
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Just when you think you're done...wait, there is more..lol Group: Members Posts: 10,219 Joined: 21-September 06 From: Seattle, WA... actually Everett Member No.: 6,884 Region Association: Pacific Northwest
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I never really kissed a bosses ass but I was a server and bartender for many years before I went into real estate. I learned to get the best tips you had to kiss the customers ass. Now I have to kiss my clients asses (IMG:style_emoticons/default/huh.gif)
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| PeeGreen 914 |
Mar 7 2009, 11:34 PM
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Just when you think you're done...wait, there is more..lol Group: Members Posts: 10,219 Joined: 21-September 06 From: Seattle, WA... actually Everett Member No.: 6,884 Region Association: Pacific Northwest
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QUOTE(Todd Enlund @ Mar 7 2009, 09:28 PM) QUOTE(messix @ Mar 7 2009, 07:36 PM) sorry i'm late for the 7:30 meeting like the Asshat that i am, did i miss any thing? I'm not an alcoholic, I don't go to meetings. I'm a drunk. AA is for quitters (IMG:style_emoticons/default/beer3.gif) |
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| ClayPerrine |
Mar 7 2009, 11:38 PM
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Life's been good to me so far..... Group: Admin Posts: 15,463 Joined: 11-September 03 From: Hurst, TX. Member No.: 1,143 Region Association: NineFourteenerVille
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QUOTE(TC 914-8 @ Mar 7 2009, 10:22 PM) QUOTE(messix @ Mar 7 2009, 08:09 PM) QUOTE(TC 914-8 @ Mar 7 2009, 07:59 PM) QUOTE(messix @ Mar 7 2009, 07:49 PM) QUOTE(TC 914-8 @ Mar 7 2009, 07:43 PM) Didn't the Asshats have a spin off group called the Peckerheads? or was it Visa-versa? You guys have me on the floor (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lol-2.gif) those peckerheads were the ones that just couldn't measure up to the standards of asshatery, so they got all pissed off and ran off to assemble their own group. they meet in a circle...... they're real jerks! I just spoke to Lord Peckington, The King of Peckerheads, He said the Asshats wouldn't pay up their dues so they started their own group. The new group is a little more liberal and has more talent, being asshats that is..... that peckerhead is Jerking you around! they in no way have any talent as asshats! that is why they could only make it as peckerheads ! the only asshats that don't pay dues are those that are founding members. that is some thing that the peckerheads that tried to become asshats couldn't understand. and that further relegated them to being peckerheads. as far as being more liberal, those peckerheads will let any old dickhead become a peckerhead! they have no standards! they're so liberal they campaigned for Obama! the Asshats are true blue and voted for Mc cain! I think some of the new Asshat group is pushing the envelope talking about politics. There is the Asshat police, primarly founding Peckerheads, that look to ban the asshats who talk about politics and religon. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/stirthepot.gif) That's all I know about this subject, (IMG:style_emoticons/default/ar15.gif) We'll have to consult Wikipedia for more info and history. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/bye1.gif) Keep it up guys, and I will have to be the AssHat that shuts down the AssHat meeting thread........... |
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| ConeDodger |
Mar 7 2009, 11:53 PM
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Apex killer! Group: Members Posts: 23,586 Joined: 31-December 04 From: Tahoe Area Member No.: 3,380 Region Association: Northern California
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[quote name='messix' date='Mar 7 2009, 08:09 PM' post='1142970']
they're so liberal they campaigned for Obama! the Asshats are true blue and voted for Mc cain! [/quote Troy - back away from the bottle... No more of that. |
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| messix |
Mar 7 2009, 11:56 PM
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AKA "CLUTCH KILLER"! Group: Members Posts: 6,995 Joined: 14-April 05 From: between shit kickers and pinky lifters/ puget sound wa.north of Seattle south of Canada Member No.: 3,931 Region Association: Pacific Northwest |
good god!
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| PeeGreen 914 |
Mar 8 2009, 12:00 AM
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Just when you think you're done...wait, there is more..lol Group: Members Posts: 10,219 Joined: 21-September 06 From: Seattle, WA... actually Everett Member No.: 6,884 Region Association: Pacific Northwest
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| messix |
Mar 8 2009, 12:02 AM
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AKA "CLUTCH KILLER"! Group: Members Posts: 6,995 Joined: 14-April 05 From: between shit kickers and pinky lifters/ puget sound wa.north of Seattle south of Canada Member No.: 3,931 Region Association: Pacific Northwest |
QUOTE(ClayPerrine @ Mar 7 2009, 09:38 PM) QUOTE(TC 914-8 @ Mar 7 2009, 10:22 PM) QUOTE(messix @ Mar 7 2009, 08:09 PM) QUOTE(TC 914-8 @ Mar 7 2009, 07:59 PM) QUOTE(messix @ Mar 7 2009, 07:49 PM) QUOTE(TC 914-8 @ Mar 7 2009, 07:43 PM) Didn't the Asshats have a spin off group called the Peckerheads? or was it Visa-versa? You guys have me on the floor (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lol-2.gif) those peckerheads were the ones that just couldn't measure up to the standards of asshatery, so they got all pissed off and ran off to assemble their own group. they meet in a circle...... they're real jerks! I just spoke to Lord Peckington, The King of Peckerheads, He said the Asshats wouldn't pay up their dues so they started their own group. The new group is a little more liberal and has more talent, being asshats that is..... that peckerhead is Jerking you around! they in no way have any talent as asshats! that is why they could only make it as peckerheads ! the only asshats that don't pay dues are those that are founding members. that is some thing that the peckerheads that tried to become asshats couldn't understand. and that further relegated them to being peckerheads. as far as being more liberal, those peckerheads will let any old dickhead become a peckerhead! they have no standards! they're so liberal they campaigned for Obama! the Asshats are true blue and voted for Mc cain! I think some of the new Asshat group is pushing the envelope talking about politics. There is the Asshat police, primarly founding Peckerheads, that look to ban the asshats who talk about politics and religon. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/stirthepot.gif) That's all I know about this subject, (IMG:style_emoticons/default/ar15.gif) We'll have to consult Wikipedia for more info and history. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/bye1.gif) Keep it up guys, and I will have to be the AssHat that shuts down the AssHat meeting thread........... Clay come on over and have a drink with me (IMG:style_emoticons/default/drunk.gif) and loosen up! |
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| Sleepin |
Mar 8 2009, 01:15 AM
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Advanced Member Group: Members Posts: 3,647 Joined: 20-November 07 From: Grand Junction, Co. Member No.: 8,357 Region Association: Rocky Mountains |
Hello everyone! My name is Eric and I am an asshat because I like boobs! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/blink.gif)
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| dflesburg |
Mar 8 2009, 06:32 AM
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Senior Member Group: Members Posts: 1,720 Joined: 6-April 04 From: Warm and Cheerful Centerville Ohio Member No.: 1,896 Region Association: None |
Simply stating that my head is in my ass doesn't negate the fact that my car runs and that I actually do know what I am doing....
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| MDG |
Mar 8 2009, 07:52 AM
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Wolf in wolf's clothing. Group: Members Posts: 8,652 Joined: 3-February 09 From: Toronto Member No.: 10,018 Region Association: None |
QUOTE(rick 918-S @ Mar 8 2009, 01:23 AM) QUOTE(MDG @ Mar 7 2009, 06:16 AM) in lieu of a handshake, which has been deemed unsanitary, or to the less open-mind perhaps even a bit (IMG:style_emoticons/default/gayfight.gif) I humbly submit something in the way of apparel. Fred and Barney already have those cool Water Buffalo hats so they're out. Perhaps a snazzy vest; they could be made out of old Fuzzy Dash covers. Except for the elected leader; his would be NOS First: I think you have mis-interpeted the term AH. A true AH started as an Ass Kisser. He (or She) went through their day AK'ing their boss. Until one day their boss stopped to get a drink from the fountain in the lobby at work. It was at that moment the AK turned into a Brown Noser. Now, Because the Brown Noser was now blinded by his own ambition it wasn't long before a slip of the lip turned into a full on Ass Hat wearing experience. So there are aspiring AK's and BN's chasing their boss all over the office and there are those true AH's who have achived Ass Hattedness and wear their Ass Hat proudly. Oh, and I believe the Kiss from an Ass Hat was deemed unsanitary. Considering an Ass Hat was just two breif moments away from a Butt Kisser and one brief moment away from a Brown Noser. And no ass hat could ever be worn over a buffalo hat. No matter how fuzzy and inviting that buffalo fur is, no ass would ever mount that thrown. The horns would prevent any true ass from becoming a real hat therefore preventing the continuation of the royal order of Ass Hattedness. Sir, firstly my name is Mike and I confess to having impure thoughts about your car. As Canadian, it is indeed a rare occasion to speak with an American who lives so much farther north than me, even I would be intimidated by your North-ness. I know Nanook has spoken often of his travels to the land of eternal night. I bow to your AH expertise and withdraw my suggestion. If memory serves, I believe this photograph was taken during Fourth of July festivities  |
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| ClayPerrine |
Mar 8 2009, 07:56 AM
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Life's been good to me so far..... Group: Admin Posts: 15,463 Joined: 11-September 03 From: Hurst, TX. Member No.: 1,143 Region Association: NineFourteenerVille
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QUOTE(messix @ Mar 8 2009, 01:02 AM) QUOTE(ClayPerrine @ Mar 7 2009, 09:38 PM) QUOTE(TC 914-8 @ Mar 7 2009, 10:22 PM) QUOTE(messix @ Mar 7 2009, 08:09 PM) QUOTE(TC 914-8 @ Mar 7 2009, 07:59 PM) QUOTE(messix @ Mar 7 2009, 07:49 PM) QUOTE(TC 914-8 @ Mar 7 2009, 07:43 PM) Didn't the Asshats have a spin off group called the Peckerheads? or was it Visa-versa? You guys have me on the floor (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lol-2.gif) those peckerheads were the ones that just couldn't measure up to the standards of asshatery, so they got all pissed off and ran off to assemble their own group. they meet in a circle...... they're real jerks! I just spoke to Lord Peckington, The King of Peckerheads, He said the Asshats wouldn't pay up their dues so they started their own group. The new group is a little more liberal and has more talent, being asshats that is..... that peckerhead is Jerking you around! they in no way have any talent as asshats! that is why they could only make it as peckerheads ! the only asshats that don't pay dues are those that are founding members. that is some thing that the peckerheads that tried to become asshats couldn't understand. and that further relegated them to being peckerheads. as far as being more liberal, those peckerheads will let any old dickhead become a peckerhead! they have no standards! they're so liberal they campaigned for Obama! the Asshats are true blue and voted for Mc cain! I think some of the new Asshat group is pushing the envelope talking about politics. There is the Asshat police, primarly founding Peckerheads, that look to ban the asshats who talk about politics and religon. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/stirthepot.gif) That's all I know about this subject, (IMG:style_emoticons/default/ar15.gif) We'll have to consult Wikipedia for more info and history. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/bye1.gif) Keep it up guys, and I will have to be the AssHat that shuts down the AssHat meeting thread........... Clay come on over and have a drink with me (IMG:style_emoticons/default/drunk.gif) and loosen up! Nope... I am NOT going to the PacNW right now. I heard it was Snowing there. BURRRRR!!! I hate, loathe, and despise snow in any shape or form. It was 84 degrees here in Texas on yesterday, and we were driving around in Betty's Teener. I do appreciate the offer, though. |
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| scotty b |
Mar 8 2009, 08:36 AM
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rust free you say ? Group: Members Posts: 16,375 Joined: 7-January 05 From: richmond, Va. Member No.: 3,419 Region Association: None |
QUOTE(Todd Enlund @ Mar 7 2009, 07:26 PM) A hot Krispy Kreme is the nastiest thing that's ever been in my mouth. Melted in my mouth like a spoonful of Crisco. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/barf.gif) BURN HIM !!!!!!!! Attached image(s) 
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