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MoveQik
post May 18 2009, 06:18 PM
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What size wheels can I fit?
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post May 18 2009, 06:52 PM
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post May 18 2009, 07:49 PM
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Whatchu' lookin' at?!?!
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post May 18 2009, 08:15 PM
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post May 19 2009, 07:40 PM
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post May 21 2009, 12:58 AM
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post May 21 2009, 09:02 AM
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Are you F*&%`n kidd`n me.These drivers and i use that term loosely SUCK
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post May 21 2009, 09:05 AM
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My quote was one we got on the way home. Mike might have to elaberate though.
"you smoking a joint? I'll join you"

Oh mix in a titty rub with it (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lol-2.gif)
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post May 21 2009, 09:24 AM
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QUOTE(JRust @ May 21 2009, 08:05 AM) *

My quote was one we got on the way home. Mike might have to elaberate though.
"you smoking a joint? I'll join you"

Oh mix in a titty rub with it (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lol-2.gif)



I think she was look`n for a way out of her crappy situation..two flat tires with her (i think boyfriend or something)..Ask if i would take the car out of the trailer and give her a ride and if the Winston light i was smoke`n was a joint (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lol-2.gif) cause she wanted some.Not just s titty rub but a big titty rub and just to set the record strait she rubbed them on my arm i didnt touch her (IMG:style_emoticons/default/headbang.gif) ...but i did get her nut off (IMG:style_emoticons/default/av-943.gif)
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post May 21 2009, 09:28 AM
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post May 21 2009, 10:04 AM
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QUOTE(6freak @ May 21 2009, 07:24 AM) *

QUOTE(JRust @ May 21 2009, 08:05 AM) *

My quote was one we got on the way home. Mike might have to elaberate though.
"you smoking a joint? I'll join you"

Oh mix in a titty rub with it (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lol-2.gif)



I think she was look`n for a way out of her crappy situation..two flat tires with her (i think boyfriend or something)..Ask if i would take the car out of the trailer and give her a ride and if the Winston light i was smoke`n was a joint (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lol-2.gif) cause she wanted some.Not just s titty rub but a big titty rub and just to set the record strait she rubbed them on my arm i didnt touch her (IMG:style_emoticons/default/headbang.gif) ...but i did get her nut off (IMG:style_emoticons/default/av-943.gif)


What you described was a 'standing lap dance' Mike... You normally pay big bucks for that in California! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lol-2.gif) Better than the waitress at Hooter's in Sacramento who basically said "we close at 10, you don't have to leave but get out!"
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post May 21 2009, 10:14 AM
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post May 21 2009, 10:18 AM
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post May 22 2009, 01:20 AM
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QUOTE(Sleepin @ May 21 2009, 11:14 AM) *

"Dat tree lider is da most screwed up Porsche moder....distributor turns da other way"

My gathered wisdom from Thomas. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)


........must have been a bus motor! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lol-2.gif)
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post May 22 2009, 07:59 AM
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Jim T:

My Scotch grandfather said if there is one blade of grass you can hold onto to keep yourself from falling off the earth your not drunk!
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So... that's what you were doing... Reaching for that blade of grass.... Jim, you missed. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lol-2.gif)
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post May 22 2009, 08:33 AM
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QUOTE(rick 918-S @ May 22 2009, 06:59 AM) *

Jim T:

My Scotch grandfather said if there is one blade of grass you can hold onto to keep yourself from falling off the earth your not drunk!
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So... that's what you were doing... Reaching for that blade of grass.... Jim, you missed. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lol-2.gif)


Rick, Scotch is only liquor...my grandfater and I are Scots, and I DID get the blade of grass, I think that's what cut me...... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif) I'm ALWAYS reaching for something....
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post May 24 2009, 07:19 PM
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Back when grey Levi's were the rage.
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"I hate to do it but I HAVE to check out these 914's"
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post May 24 2009, 07:36 PM
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QUOTE(mstein95 @ May 24 2009, 06:19 PM) *

Heard while standing in line and Cars & Coffee:
"I hate to do it but I HAVE to check out these 914's"


i remember hearing that
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they knew they were secretly like (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wub.gif) , just didnt want their friends to know
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