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> So does this look like a criminal?
Joe Bob
post Aug 31 2009, 07:44 PM
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So I'm driving my buddy's car....yeah, I do have friends....it CAN happen.

When his gauge says empty....it's freaking empty. A nice couple from Italy immediately stopped and schleped me to the local thief...excuse me, gas station....borowed a can, filled it at $3.78/gallon.....tole ya he was a thief (IMG:style_emoticons/default/stromberg.gif)

Anyways, on the way back I stuck out my thumb and 60+ cars passed me by.

I was wearing 300 dollar Tony Lama boots, nice shirt and slacks.


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post Aug 31 2009, 07:49 PM
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Isn't that why we have AAA?
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post Aug 31 2009, 07:50 PM
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I wouldn't pick any one up wearing cowboy boots either. Might get confused for a sheep. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/sheeplove.gif)
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post Aug 31 2009, 07:54 PM
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Should have worn the ears. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/chair.gif)
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post Aug 31 2009, 08:28 PM
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The thief was only 3 blocks....woulda taken AAA 1/2 hour to get there.....
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My two daughters were in the car ......don't make me whip out the hairy butt pic.


Maybe if I looked like this I woulda got picked up faster?
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post Aug 31 2009, 08:46 PM
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I know you and I would have driven right by, too. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)
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post Aug 31 2009, 09:16 PM
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You work for the PROC. What do the tax payers in your state say? Lemme guess "Hay, look at that guy in the 300 dollar Tony Lama boots. He must work for the state.....either that or he stole em" ".(IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)
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I have good taste.....

Have you sold the yellow shit box yet?

I shoulda put my .357 on my hip instead of my ankle holster.....
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QUOTE(J P Stein @ Aug 31 2009, 08:16 PM) *

You work for the PROC. What do the tax payers in your state say? Lemme guess "Hay, look at that guy in the 300 dollar Tony Lama boots. He must work for the state.....either that or he stole em" ".(IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)



You don't want to know what we Taxpayers say about our highly intelligent state officials. Besides, Clay would ban me for being to tall.

All the first pic was missing was a turban. They prolly wondered what building you were set to burn.

The second wouldn't work either ... Colorado Kool-Aid ... yeh, I would stop for that ... sure ... if my car died.
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post Aug 31 2009, 09:51 PM
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You know the cure for running out of gas is...... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)

I guess all that SB sun is cooking you're brain.... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/shades.gif)
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QUOTE(mikez @ Aug 31 2009, 05:44 PM) *

So does this look like a criminal?


Is that a question? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/confused24.gif)
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post Aug 31 2009, 10:00 PM
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QUOTE(mikez @ Aug 31 2009, 08:37 PM) *

I have good taste.....

Have you sold the yellow shit box yet?

I shoulda put my .357 on my hip instead of my ankle holster.....


Nopers, a couple of maybes, tho.
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post Sep 2 2009, 10:39 AM
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err Petrol here would be the equivalent of 6.52 dollars your thieves are not so well versed in the art of thievery...
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post Sep 2 2009, 11:18 AM
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What's the difference between "petrol" and gas? About 3 dollars a gallon. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lol-2.gif)
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petrol or petroleum spirit is correct terminology and gas is not....

Don't get me started with aluminium (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)
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QUOTE(mikez @ Aug 31 2009, 06:44 PM) *


I was wearing 300 dollar Tony Lama boots, nice shirt and slacks.

I hear thats latest fashion for serial killers. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/happy11.gif)
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QUOTE(veltror @ Sep 2 2009, 02:15 PM) *

petrol or petroleum spirit is correct terminology and gas is not....

Don't get me started with aluminium (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)

You may have invented the language, but we made it cool.

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I guess we should all be nice to you...

that whole statement of

"Don't judge someone until you've walked 3 blocks in their $300 boots"

or however it goes. =o)
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post Sep 2 2009, 01:30 PM
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Your lucky the people that finally stopped didn't try to steal your boots. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)
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