So I'm driving my buddy's car....yeah, I do have friends....it CAN happen.

When his gauge says empty....it's freaking empty. A nice couple from Italy immediately stopped and schleped me to the local thief...excuse me, gas station....borowed a can, filled it at $3.78/gallon.....tole ya he was a thief

Anyways, on the way back I stuck out my thumb and 60+ cars passed me by.

I was wearing 300 dollar Tony Lama boots, nice shirt and slacks.

Isn't that why we have AAA?

I wouldn't pick any one up wearing cowboy boots either. Might get confused for a sheep.

Should have worn the ears.

The thief was only 3 blocks....woulda taken AAA 1/2 hour to get there.....

My two daughters were in the car ......don't make me whip out the hairy butt pic.


Maybe if I looked like this I woulda got picked up faster?

I know you and I would have driven right by, too.

You work for the PROC. What do the tax payers in your state say? Lemme guess "Hay, look at that guy in the 300 dollar Tony Lama boots. He must work for the state.....either that or he stole em" ".

I have good taste.....

Have you sold the yellow shit box yet?

I shoulda put my .357 on my hip instead of my ankle holster.....

You don't want to know what we Taxpayers say about our highly intelligent state officials. Besides, Clay would ban me for being to tall.

All the first pic was missing was a turban. They prolly wondered what building you were set to burn.

The second wouldn't work either ... Colorado Kool-Aid ... yeh, I would stop for that ... sure ... if my car died.

You know the cure for running out of gas is......

I guess all that SB sun is cooking you're brain....

Is that a question?

Nopers, a couple of maybes, tho.

err Petrol here would be the equivalent of 6.52 dollars your thieves are not so well versed in the art of thievery...

What's the difference between "petrol" and gas? About 3 dollars a gallon.

petrol or petroleum spirit is correct terminology and gas is not....

Don't get me started with aluminium

I hear thats latest fashion for serial killers.

You may have invented the language, but we made it cool.

Rich

I guess we should all be nice to you...

that whole statement of

"Don't judge someone until you've walked 3 blocks in their $300 boots"

or however it goes. =o)

Your lucky the people that finally stopped didn't try to steal your boots.

Yes, its the glasses and the boat tank that give it away...

Rich

Don't listen to 'em , Mike. It's great having you around, because when shit happens, it happens to you, not me ...........

The Cap'n

Dont condemn a man tell you`ve walked a mile in his shoe`s ...cause then you have his shoe`s and are a mile away...now thats funny