Spotted this in the Sun Valley Pick Ur Part. Notice anything different about this one.
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It gets better!

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Yeah, check that nice red interior!

But OH Wait! The engine, be it crunched, is where?



UP HERE, IN THE FRONT

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Anybody Know what it is yet?

I know it's a Toyota Celica, but i'm not sure which generation.
The steering wheel and auto shifter were what gave it away:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/1988-TOYOTA...s#ht_500wt_1165

Ah...i got it! 1989 Toyota Celica GT or GT-S:


http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/1989-Toyota...#ht_2069wt_1165

wow...what a weird and costly transformation. But the exterior looks to be done quite well.

thats frikkin awesome!!!

The sheetmetal's not galvanized? HA! The Cap'n

Wow, must have cost a bunch of money or time.

So that's what happens when you put the engine in the front of a 911! Can you imagine what the weight ratio would have been on that configuration?

911 theft recovery + rolled Celica = Toyoche Carelica.

I knew I had seen that car before!!!

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/porsche-911...ike-before.html

Makes you wonder if whoever built that thing had sprung for real brakes, if it would have been able to miss what it hit

YEP, Celica GT. And it hit something HARD. It looks odd in the before crash pic above. Some of the welds, that I could see, were done very well. But yeah, why?!?

The yard is loaded up with cash for clunker cars. So if your looking for FI to modify, now is the time.

wow.. that car is so bad that it's good..

Is it a Toyota Carrera, or a Porsche Corolla????

Is that a Porsch, or a Toyoat?

Silly, it's a "Porolla Toyerra" ...

That would be a great name for a pole dancer!

Do i win anything for guessing correctly?

Uh, you get to post the next butt-ugly fake Porsche that's been totaled and is now sitting in a junkyard?

like the Guess that car thread?

hmm....

I like that Andy has a collection of butt ugly Porsches ready to go.

Back in the very early '80 when I was young, dumb and poor, I thought this would be super cool.
Now I know why you're poor when you're young and dumb.

Anybody got a pic of the 911 from "Bachelor Party" with Tom Hanks? Andy needs to add that one to his BUPP (Butt Ugly Porsche Picture) collection.

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You want ugly? I can give you ugly!

924:
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914:
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And the crown jewel of 914 butt ugly:

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Seriously?? I think I've been struck blind.

No, I WISH I'd been struck blind. I actually can still see those damn things.

Wow, if I ever thought the 914 was less than beautiful, all I had to do was see your last two posts, Andy. Whew, that last one ... with the lights ... it reminds me of the one time I looked at a website like "something awful" dot com and had nightmares for weeks.

- Nelson

I'm surprised no one's posted a Panamera! :X

That toyota looks like it has or had a turbo. I think I see a turbo flange. Man what a way to spend money.

Got tired of dragging his ass!

A mazing.. I didn't think it possible to rice out a 914....

That's just the header collector that then connects to the down-pipe.

Is that really built on a 914? Kind of like the Neo914 but without taste... Still, I'm morbidly curious to see pictures of the rest of it...

Here are a few mo'

all i can say is wtf??

those look like

all i can say now is

That thing is SeXy!

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I'm not crazy about the wing, but other than that I think that car looks pretty sweet.

Dammit you guys are going to make me take a pic of the abortion sitting at my friends shop. It's a " DP 935 " straight out of 80's Miami. Looks like this but in white. I'll try to remember to take a couple pics tomorrow.

We need a site like this to collect these rare examples of the manifistations of someone's dreams, or maybe nightmares. Be careful of what you dream for. I wish I could find that 914 on Craigslist that was made to carry a float, it would fit right in.

Someone here actually bought it and was going to restore it ...
Andy

You asked for this.......

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