there was this old fart named slits
for a man he had large tits
a geezer just trying to make money
pimping out howard, his gay honey
this man, believeth he is the king,
decking his car out with bling
allthough an old crotchety hag
the winner of the asshole contest is in the bag
coming from the 909 county,
slits cometh with ghetto poetry
although just a grashoppa i can see
the biggest asshole isnt mike z
that award goes to the man
the one who got me out of a jam
the prize is a stay at the Casa Sirena
where howard is waiting, dressed as a ballerina