So my first step was to grab one of my "in stock" project cars right?

Nope, what's the fun in that?
So I go out and find a new(to me) 914, a 914 that 20 years ago I would have stripped and sold it's parts and stuffed it's cut up carcass in the dumpster. You see I have a huge problem deviating from what came from the factory and it would be very hard for me to cut into a unmolested chassis.
So I go out and buy the first 914 I came across. I did not even look at the hell hole. I really did not want to know.

The extent of my "rust inspection" was as I walked up to it from the rear I noticed the right side did not sag and the right wheel was straight. 20 years ago it would have been an hours long process of combing over the car. Not because I needed that much time to decide if it was a good car or not. But I found the more time I spent the more I wore down the seller and at some point they just wanted to get rid of me and the car at any price. But in this case I was happy to pay what the seller wanted. It was so cheap that at most I could have saved a hundred or three and in the end that won't matter.
This particular 914 was headed for the crusher if I did not take it and that helped me rationalize my plans to molest it in ways I could never do to another car. It was mostly complete and totally stock expect for some ugly after market wheels and rear strut brace. I knew in the back of my mind why it had a rear strut brace but I quickly put that out of my mind. I was fixing what ever rust I found period and then I could defile this chassis in anyway I pleased with no remorse. There were also a lot of parts from another car, none of what I needed (or will ever need) but who can resist right? I think everyone should have 5 or 6 of every 914 part made right?
After I got it home (700 miles round trip) I started the inspection process. There were some good things, some bad things and some ugly things. Real ugly things. I found over the years that a quick way to tell if a car has had major repair work to to look at the bolts that hold the front and rear lids on. There are two washers and the lock washer is black on stock unmolested cars. I'm not sure if it's all years but I think this may hold true for 73 and later cars. Anyway this car had all it's washers and they were the right color. Yee haw! Never mind the crushed left quarter, at least no one had ever "fixed" any major damage right?
The hell hole is bad. Real bad. Real ugly.

I may not even show you pictures.(YOU can't handle the truth!) But I think the suspension pickups are solid but I'll know more after I cut into things. I'm not going the RD route but will be patching in metal piece by piece. This will never be a stock car ever again and there is no need to spend the cash on that type of restoration. I might buy RD pieces where it makes sense.
Overall I'm happy with it as a base and there were no show stoppers. I think the rust repair will go quickly. If your thinking this will be a years long project thread it won't be. It's going to be very quick and focused.