Doors that lock and unlock differently.
E Brake that requires 2 digits to operate; first the thumb then the index finger to relieve that last 1/2".
No accessory on the switch
A rear view mirror that puts the roll bar right in the line of site.

they dont sound very good tell your haul n ass

Exhaust that never stays tightened and studs that pull out if you even look at them wrong.

Every 914 for sale is a "solid rust free daily driver"

You mean they aren't??!!

No one has mentioned the excellent gas heater that comes on when one or more of the fuel lines leaks on the motor.

and super rare

Fog lights will only work with the headlights on.

Have to push the front hood handle back in.

Worthless engine bay/rear trunk light.

Have to open the front trunk to put in gas.

They get taken to events, just so people can park them and ignore them while they get drunk in the parking lots.

The voltmeter needle keeps rhythm with the turn signal.

Having your hand on the engine cover when opening.

A gas tank that can hold 16 gallons but only lets you fill 13.

found that out one day when I ran out of gas and thought I had a couple of extra gallons in the tank

Squeak squeak squeak squeak..... "Pull the rear latch half way down will ya"?