SLITS
Oct 5 2013, 09:25 AM
Well Glenn & I have been exposed. After consulting with the now defunct Mayan Calendar, The Porcupine Club of America Calendar and a bunch of unruly 914 owners, we have chosen ..... (drum roll and blaring horns)
NOVEMBER 10, 2013
as the date for the next installment of The G&R All 914 Rusty Parts Swap Meet And Animal Flesh Roasting Festival. It seems the PCA thinks they are the most important entity in the universe and had the audacity to schedule events every weekend in October thereby screwing us over for our chosen dates and we didn't even get a kiss. I suppose it's really more important to watch Grownups(?) parade around in their driving suits at half mast with their Pilote Shoes and Porsche Design Sunglasses, justifying all the money they spent to go slow. If they would lose some of their gold chains they might be a tad faster.
Regardless, this momentous bi-annual event will be held at
2727 Kansas Ave, Riverslime, CA 92507
in the back parking lot. We would hold it in the front parking lot but the RR Police & City of Riverslime Police would take offense at people peeing on their tracks and streets. Besides, we're just not that Caucasian.
The gate will be open at 6 - 6:30 AM if I wake up. As old as I am that is beginning to be an important factor. I plan on recharging my Pacemaker prior to the event so I can withstand all the excitement and I have restocked my supply of Depends.
For those showing up in the wee hours of the AM, we will have the usual black colloidal liquid. We will also supply sufficient chemically enhanced decolorizer (powdered creamer) and diabetes enhancing sweetener for those so inclined. I do not partake as my Grandfather provided a life extending phrase before his departure from this earth of, "Never dilute your coffee or booze".
A further diabetic treat will be fat pills with and without holes. Sorry, we will not serve fried embryos or swine fat. If you want oats, corn or wheat you will have to bring your own.
Somewhere around 10 - 11 AM Glenn will fire off the BBQ and begin the animal flesh roasting. We will have Bovine, Fowl, Swine mix flat patties and tubes for your enjoyment. Drippings will be collected to flavor the Soy, Vegie, Tofu patties that we are required to supply for aging UPS Pilots and their PETA supporters. Condumments for the above are available.
It has been insinuated that the Redneck will be bringing chili or chili & beans in varying temperature extremes. For Vegans, we will have a container of chili powder on hand and you can eat it by the spoonful.
In addition we will supply sugared liquids and holy water (Yes, it has been blessed by the Water Quality Board) for imbibements. Should you desire anything stronger you will have to bring it yourself.
For all these gastronomical delights we ask that you donate $5.00 per person so that we may be able to buy ourselves healthful food at a decent restaurant.
As always, swap spaces are free and so is the admission to our fantastic facility. So come one come all and spread the useless rusty junk that everyone has multiples of and see if you can talk some fool in to giving you Dead Presidents for it. Obama Bills will not be accepted as unfortunately he is still alive and his money is as worthless as he is.
Please be cautiously aware that there will be two entities attending trying to pry money from you. More than likely you will be visited by Erc from Utah trying to bolster the funds for the Morman Church. Be very aware of his police force. Their methods can be studied by Googling "Mountain Meadows Massacre". We fully expect the PCA to have their signup sheet present .. carefully read the small print as after joining your life belongs to them.
For those that have never attended, be advised we have one Unisex bathroom available. TP & Assgaskets are supplied. Be kindly towards your fellow patrons. Marking your spot in the parking lot is ill advised as the area is under 24 hour video surveillance and your antics will be posted on YouTube.
We will attempt to have separate containers for glass, plastic and paper. As we are a recycling facility, we try to be kind to our employees that have to separate the materials from used food and snot rags.
There is a roll-off container available for disposal of those valued parts that suddenly became junk you do not want to haul home.
If your car has been lowered, please take care on the gate ramp from the street. It was built to City of Riverslime specifications and is steep enough to remove parts from your vehicle. Entering at an angle is advised.
While we consider assdraggers to be parts cars we welcome all Porsche vehicles so as not to be considered as prejudicial even though their latest wasserpumper renditions make us gag.
Decorum is expected from all attendees. Licking other people's parts is not an accepted behavior (yes, this is an inside joke). Urinating on other's parts to make them rust faster is not acceptable either. Most anything else goes.
Tech sessions will be held at varying times throughout the day. Stupid questions will be answered with stupid answers. Relevant questions will be answered with stupid answers also.
When you run into Ron, please identify early whether you are speaking with Professor 914, Colonel Caustic, Admiral Abrasive or Slits.
Glenn and I hope that all that desire can make this event. It has, and always will be a gathering of friends. If it were for profit, we would charge you up the ying yang for everything. Yes Virginia, there are no track fees.
If you need directions, I will type them later. If you get lost, we don't care. Ok, well maybe we do and I will post phone numbers later.
Now, I realize that this posting is not as prejudicial or racial as previous announcements, so please don't be offended as I really don't give a shit! Besides, the Geritol has worn off and I need a nap.
Goodnight Gracie!
rhodyguy
Oct 5 2013, 10:21 AM
any handgun, er starter pistol, sales restrictions this year? well worth the fly-in. stay at the comfort inn. nice, LOOONG, walk to kansas ave. prick 914 owners won't pick you up if you're hitchhiking even if your'e wearing a 914 teeshirt.
Steve
Oct 5 2013, 10:34 AM
Besides Slits awesome barbecue. check out Delia's grinders on Kansas and University. Awesome old school ham grinders with oil on them. Bread is amazing.
SLITS
Oct 5 2013, 11:10 AM
QUOTE(rhodyguy @ Oct 5 2013, 09:21 AM)
any handgun, er starter pistol, sales restrictions this year? well worth the fly-in. stay at the comfort inn. nice, LOOONG, walk to kansas ave. prick 914 owners won't pick you up if you're hitchhiking even if your'e wearing a 914 teeshirt.
Nope ... all armaments are cool!
a914luvr
Oct 5 2013, 07:55 PM
I think I look forward to SLITS official annoucement as much as the event itself. I'm still laughing...
Thanks my friend
Glenn
Elliot Cannon
Oct 5 2013, 08:49 PM
If you live anywhere in the southwest, you need to show up at this event. We have had folks from Arizona, Nevada and even Oregon show up for this. It's even been rumored that "Caliper Boy" from PMB will show up from their headquarters in Utah but its a wait and see, believe-it-when-I-see-it kinda thing.
Cheers, Elliot
914_teener
Oct 5 2013, 11:18 PM
Brake porno courtesy of "caliper boy"......
Click to view attachmentMy car just might make it....
Being the cheap sob....I'll save the$5 and hand him the cores.
pete000
Oct 5 2013, 11:24 PM
Best dang-gone car show in Southern California !!
76-914
Oct 6 2013, 07:01 AM
QUOTE(rhodyguy @ Oct 5 2013, 09:21 AM)
any handgun, er starter pistol, sales restrictions this year? well worth the fly-in. stay at the comfort inn. nice, LOOONG, walk to kansas ave. prick 914 owners won't pick you up if you're hitchhiking even if your'e wearing a 914 teeshirt.
Some of those same "prick 914" owners have also been known to leave one of their own, broken down and stranded in Durango, CO.
rhodyguy
Oct 6 2013, 08:03 AM
for the record, my reply was a feeble attempt at humor. i had a great time last spring. sitting in the facility when all had loaded up and headed out, shooting the bull with ron, bruce, randy and one other who's name i've forgotten was much fun.
the really pale guy in a sea of sun tans
Eric_Shea
Oct 6 2013, 09:53 AM
QUOTE(76-914 @ Oct 6 2013, 07:01 AM)
QUOTE(rhodyguy @ Oct 5 2013, 09:21 AM)
any handgun, er starter pistol, sales restrictions this year? well worth the fly-in. stay at the comfort inn. nice, LOOONG, walk to kansas ave. prick 914 owners won't pick you up if you're hitchhiking even if your'e wearing a 914 teeshirt.
Some of those same "prick 914" owners have also been known to leave one of their own, broken down and stranded in Durango, CO.
His wife took him home.
dfelz
Oct 6 2013, 03:15 PM
I'll be there for sure! Had a blast last time and my teener is running and drivable this time too! so i will probably bring it
just as last time Slits, love the event brochure!
euro911
Oct 6 2013, 03:43 PM
QUOTE(rhodyguy @ Oct 5 2013, 09:21 AM)
...
prick 914 owners won't pick you up if you're hitchhiking even if you're wearing a 914 teeshirt.
That was YOU? Give me at the least, SOME credit ... I DID honk and wave as I drove by you
Pencil me in, Ron. Hope you can attend again, Kevin
Elliot Cannon
Oct 6 2013, 07:31 PM
QUOTE(76-914 @ Oct 6 2013, 06:01 AM)
QUOTE(rhodyguy @ Oct 5 2013, 09:21 AM)
any handgun, er starter pistol, sales restrictions this year? well worth the fly-in. stay at the comfort inn. nice, LOOONG, walk to kansas ave. prick 914 owners won't pick you up if you're hitchhiking even if your'e wearing a 914 teeshirt.
Some of those same "prick 914" owners have also been known to leave one of their own, broken down and stranded in Durango, CO.
At least they made it to Durango.
76-914
Oct 6 2013, 08:06 PM
Now that I think about it I can make a bowl of veggy or vegan Chili Elyut. Your choice. You'll get your very own. I promise.
SLITS
Oct 6 2013, 08:13 PM
QUOTE(76-914 @ Oct 6 2013, 07:06 PM)
Now that I think about it I can make a bowl of veggy or vegan Chili Elyut. Your choice. You'll get your very own. I promise.
Oh Man .... GIVE IT TO HIM!!!!
Elliot Cannon
Oct 6 2013, 09:23 PM
QUOTE(76-914 @ Oct 6 2013, 07:06 PM)
Now that I think about it I can make a bowl of veggy or vegan Chili Elyut. Your choice. You'll get your very own. I promise.
As much as I appreciate it, it's not really necessary. Don't go out of your way for just one person. Especially if I find I can't make it.
Cheers, Elliot
Elliot Cannon
Oct 6 2013, 09:25 PM
QUOTE(SLITS @ Oct 6 2013, 07:13 PM)
QUOTE(76-914 @ Oct 6 2013, 07:06 PM)
Now that I think about it I can make a bowl of veggy or vegan Chili Elyut. Your choice. You'll get your very own. I promise.
Oh Man .... GIVE IT TO HIM!!!!
Lighten up short legs.
rhodyguy
Oct 7 2013, 05:53 AM
not this time mark. wish i could. too much life in the way.
fwiw, don't book a flight that will put you in ontario late in the evening. the place is a ghost town. no public transportation. car service will set you back $50+ to riverside. they have you by the testes. double OUCH!!!
76-914
Oct 7 2013, 08:00 AM
QUOTE(rhodyguy @ Oct 7 2013, 04:53 AM)
not this time mark. wish i could. too much life in the way.
fwiw, don't book a flight that will put you in ontario late in the evening. the place is a ghost town. no public transportation. car service will set you back $50+ to riverside. they have you by the testes. double OUCH!!!
If your willing to fly down for a G&R event, PM me next time and we'll put you up; with transportation.
MATCHBOX914
Oct 7 2013, 02:59 PM
boxstr
Oct 8 2013, 08:59 AM
Kevin, check Spirit Airlines. A no frills flight, non stop to San Diego round trip out of PDX is $108.
You can check on line for flights to Ontario.
Craig at CAMP
rhodyguy
Oct 9 2013, 07:33 AM
i'd prefer to just sit on the jet, wait for the school kids to board in sacramento and then proceed to ontario. fly to sd, wait and change planes? no thank you. nearly as bad as a cousin from western ny that flew out for a visit on southwest. after 2 other landings and departures she had to fly to newark then turn around and fly west to get home. i have a project i'm contemplating craig. have to prioritize funds.
MATCHBOX914
Oct 14 2013, 01:27 PM
Looking forward to another animal roasting picnic.
76-914
Oct 14 2013, 04:29 PM
This seemed to work well for some before, so if you have something you want to sell, trade or buy at The G&R Flesh Roast add it here.
I'll start. I have a remote oil cooling system,less the exchanger, with thermostat and oil filter adapter; some used rear KYB rear shocks and springs, some relays and, as Ron so eloquently put it, "useless shit that everyone already has or doesn't want". Last G&R I picked up a NLA PCV valve, new Petronix, rubber "top holder" <$100. Bought front 'n rear gas strut kit from Elyut for $50.
MATCHBOX914
Oct 15 2013, 02:54 PM
914_teener
Oct 15 2013, 08:47 PM
oldschool
Oct 15 2013, 11:19 PM
QUOTE(MATCHBOX914 @ Oct 15 2013, 01:54 PM)
dfelz
Oct 16 2013, 02:54 AM
QUOTE(oldschool @ Oct 15 2013, 10:19 PM)
QUOTE(MATCHBOX914 @ Oct 15 2013, 01:54 PM)
Cool! When can we vote on the design!?!
Eric_Shea
Oct 16 2013, 12:32 PM
QUOTE(dfelz @ Oct 16 2013, 02:54 AM)
QUOTE(oldschool @ Oct 15 2013, 10:19 PM)
QUOTE(MATCHBOX914 @ Oct 15 2013, 01:54 PM)
Will there be an event t-shirt available? It would be really cool!
"914 Rusty Parts Swap Meet and Animal Flesh Roast Festival" and guns!
I guess I can print some up....
How many free t-shirts do you guys want?
Cool! When can we vote on the design!?!
Awesome! Free t-shirts!
MATCHBOX914
Oct 16 2013, 12:44 PM
QUOTE(Eric_Shea @ Oct 16 2013, 11:32 AM)
QUOTE(dfelz @ Oct 16 2013, 02:54 AM)
QUOTE(oldschool @ Oct 15 2013, 10:19 PM)
QUOTE(MATCHBOX914 @ Oct 15 2013, 01:54 PM)
Will there be an event t-shirt available? It would be really cool!
"914 Rusty Parts Swap Meet and Animal Flesh Roast Festival" and guns!
I guess I can print some up....
How many free t-shirts do you guys want?
Cool! When can we vote on the design!?!
Awesome! Free t-shirts!
One x large here please.
Elliot Cannon
Oct 16 2013, 03:49 PM
You can't have too many "T" shirts. Make mine XXL please, "V" neck with long sleeves. Thanks.
7TPorsh
Oct 16 2013, 03:50 PM
QUOTE(Elliot Cannon @ Oct 16 2013, 02:49 PM)
You can't have too many "T" shirts. Make mine XXL please, "V" neck with long sleeves. Thanks.
+ 1
a914luvr
Oct 16 2013, 04:45 PM
XL for me please and I like my T's to have a pocket for my cell phone! BTW, I will help a little with the co$t...
MATCHBOX914
Oct 16 2013, 05:18 PM
QUOTE(a914luvr @ Oct 16 2013, 03:45 PM)
XL for me please and I like my T's to have a pocket for my cell phone! BTW, I will help a little with the co$t...
oldschool
Oct 16 2013, 09:18 PM
Heres the deal, I'm right in the middle of a big push to get some new design up on a web page that a member here help me get started, But got busy doing other people design first....I could really use some help designing some stuff. If someone can come up with a cool one color design that best highlights the sprit of G&R I would be willing to print at cost...just for the people at the event anyone else can get them on line.
Just a thought.
P.S. If I get any of my designs done I will be there with some T-shirts
euro911
Oct 16 2013, 09:44 PM
A pic of Glenn flipping burgers and Ron picking his nose, with a bunch of 914s in the background?
I'm in
SLITS
Oct 17 2013, 07:18 AM
914_teener
Oct 17 2013, 08:17 AM
Nice...perfect....
You know you are a confirmed sicko when you look at that pile....know what each part is........and then think........" I might need that"
7TPorsh
Oct 17 2013, 08:55 AM
oldschool
Oct 17 2013, 11:03 AM
QUOTE(SLITS @ Oct 17 2013, 06:18 AM)
Love it.
7TPorsh
Oct 17 2013, 11:07 AM
QUOTE(914_teener @ Oct 17 2013, 07:17 AM)
Nice...perfect....
You know you are a confirmed sicko when you look at that pile....know what each part is........and then think........" I might need that"
Yah, I bet a few are thinking...Wow, I can build a car out of that! 5 lug
SLITS
Oct 17 2013, 11:08 AM
Thanks,
I was even thinking about superimposing a hot dog or hamburger over it but that would be a dead giveaway.
And where is that 2.7?
oldschool
Oct 17 2013, 11:30 AM
QUOTE(SLITS @ Oct 17 2013, 10:08 AM)
Thanks,
I was even thinking about superimposing a hot dog or hamburger over it but that would be a dead giveaway.
And where is that 2.7?
I may just bring it...trade for a good running 2.0
MATCHBOX914
Oct 17 2013, 12:08 PM
I will post some neet designs soon!
oldschool
Oct 17 2013, 03:51 PM
QUOTE(MATCHBOX914 @ Oct 17 2013, 11:08 AM)
I will post some neet designs soon!
Do it soon..... I'm already mocking one up. Save it as an eps.
MATCHBOX914
Oct 17 2013, 10:51 PM
euro911
Oct 17 2013, 11:41 PM
one large/medium
Elliot Cannon
Oct 18 2013, 10:19 AM
boogie_man
Oct 18 2013, 10:54 AM
QUOTE(MATCHBOX914 @ Oct 17 2013, 09:51 PM)
ding ding ding
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