so, I get the 'barter' listing for craigslist in my email daily... today was interesting:
Massage for Land Rover Discovery or Jeep Wrangler
basically this person wants a loaded, 2002-2003 SUV in exchange for massages
the replies are PRICELESS!
Lets see here. Car price around $20,000 to $25,000, massage $50 for a half hour, so about 400 to 500 massages= 1 massage a week for the next 7.5 to 10 years. This might be a really good deal to someone. I like the part in the post "Serious inquiries only" and "cd player" and "decent mileage". lol
Are you serious? This post made my whole day. Thanks for the good laugh. I sent this to my friends and you also gave them a good laugh too! Thank you
reply #1
reply #2
{I'll let you read that one your self, it's basically an expanded version of:}
reply #3
So, does each weekly massage for the next 10 years come with a "happy ending"?
Post a picture of yourself, and you might get a better response if you're hot.
reply #4
Remember people. Its got to have a cd player and sunroof. I must be in the wrong profession if people are trading massages for nice cars nowadays.
and this sparked copycats: copycat #1, more reasonable, maybe
I will offer my Massages as a registered massage theriapist,for a good reliable four door vechile of any kind. As long as it runs and has air conditioning and heat. If you are intrested please email me at tirvingrmt@aol.com. Please no perverted people. I am single mom of 2 just looking for reliable car,good on gas to get back in forth to clients homes.
so, anyone need a massage? how about 500?
too bad they don't need computer help:
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