Funny, I wouldn't have guessed you'd put pastrami in your trunk. Not that there's anything wrong with that...

Well, lets see. Red Rocks, Red dirt on this side, Brown Rocks, Brown Dirt on the other side ....

The Brazilian Bombshell .... Well, that's what Utah has to offer and this is the prettiest part of the state.

I've got one....

so friday night I decide to call it quits and mention that the beer should be moved in doors to be locked up.

everyone agree's and since my bedroom is on the main floor it ends up that the beer is placed onto a luggage cart and rolled into my room.
my wife is sound asleep and doesn't notice the intrusion.

the next morning we both wake up.. not too early.
and my wife sits up to see 2 kegs of beer with a CO2 tap sitting on a cart in our bedroom...

she says, "its my high school dream!"

brant

So who was posting as Stratplayer? Did he/she ever get the 29.95 for A-ron's virginity?

i missed it?

AAAAAhLgebra....

Everyone who was around Mrs K on Friday night, all weekend long

BJH

I'm STILL laughing at my self for that one






Lisa

My face is tingling from laughing, I am sorry I did not make it to RRC. I am

glad you all had a good time and made it home safe.

I remembered a classic!
At least for me!

"911's? Great parts car!"

"It's Por-SHA!!!!" Mc Mark on Saturday, when asked if this was some kinda VW rally by a smartass club member.

Howard says: Who the hell are you?

Me: Didn't I tell ya?

Howard: No

Me: Guess its none of your f@#king business then.....

Howard laughed

I've used that one for twenty years, you can use it for the next twenty years Howard.

I enjoyed meeting you......now your posts make sense....

I think I may have said..."go ahead...just a child's portion...and "smooth", all true of course...

Bruce: to me when checking in at Mesquite, NV..................


"Hey Lisa, I brought you something to make your knee feel better"

Me: "Ummmmm.......ok"











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Thanks Bruce...........they were yummy!


Lisa

I'm glad you enjoyed them.....it was fun being the Casino greeter

I was talking with Series9 over beers last weekend (big surprise ) wishing I could remember who it was that had this exchange, but unless the real identities behind "BeerDrinker1" and "BeerDrinker2" want to step forward I think they can remain in anonymity ... but I think #3 was Howard

(when setting up the kegs for the first time)
BeerDrinker1: Hey, the beer stopped!
Me: Oh, it's just the CO2 valve - just need to goose it a bit. [demonstrates]
BeerDrinker1: [happily] Thanks!

(about 20 min later)
BeerDrinker2: I don't think the keg's empty, but the beer's not coming out.
Liz(TurtleGirl): You've just got to goose the CO2 a bit.
BeerDrinker2: ?
Liz: [demonstrates]

(about an hour later)
Howard(?): Alright, who do I have to goose to get another beer?



- Jon

This is one that Gint will certainly appreciate...

Upon getting the kegs unlocked from the breakfast room (where we put them to rest after Saturday night). The front desk lady, who was helping me says "did you put them in the main dining area, or in the back?" I say, "I am not sure, but I think they are in the back." And, she replies, "They must be. Otherwise I would have heard from the breakfast Nazi this morning."

That's a riot!
I heard she was pisssssssssss about my hearing dog!

Thanks...

She was a little "less-friendly" wasn't she? She did know the hot set-up for microwaving biscuits though...

12 seconds or was it 16??

20

That Bitch! (They were cold)

We decided not to eat at breakfast gestapo headquarters, we went downtown.