Okay, this is always a fun one...

"Rednecks is dope." Said by some dirt bike guy who hung with us in the parking lot last night. I think the kegs of beer were an attraction.

Another one from the same guy. "Hey honey, I think I gave our son a hickie."

We always meet some very entertaining non-914 people at RRC!

"My ass is sore"

/L

"I wasn't speeding." -SLITS

Argh, that ain't Irish Whiskey,,, Argh thats Scotch

This thing won't stay lit...

- Eric

Jimtab - "Aarg! What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?"

Mrs. K - "Aaarlgibra!"



PS: Lisa was a super good sport when we teased her all weekend about saying "Aaarlgibra!"

AAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLgibra LOL

sharon- that was the funniest of the night! LOL

"Liz has got me beat.
I only have tits and ass prints on my car.
She has pussy prints on hers."

" I thought your car was nicer"

lvsteve giving me a complex

94 94 914Club

That's all I'm saying....

"shuuuuuuuuttttup bill!"

Between this:

... and this:

... my face hurt the next morning from laughing.

that wasn't really anonymous

"Crows are really smart birds... they pick up roadkill and nuts and drop em onto the interstate so cars will break open the good stuff...... - bill grimstead





8 hrs later






"Whoa! how did that car end up on its roof?!" -bill

"crows did it"

"Are yooouuu a Baaalerinnna ???!!!!!"
Trojanman's daughter Autumn to Mrs. K.

"Wow, so that wasn't just his avatar..."
Every person who met SirAndy for the first time.

"I love gauges. I'm juast crazy about gauges. For me, it's all about the gauges."
kposhea, 20 minutes before winning gauge bezels from spunone.

"I'm a little anal-retentive about my cars"
Ferg

"Hoppy, not hoppy. Hoppy, not hoppy. Hoppy, not hoppy"
Liz

"At least I won't get beat by a /4"
Someone who's brand new /6 took longer getting to the event than just about every other car there....

Wait a minute.....



Did I say that?

Gint to Bmunday - "Brian, the gas pedal is the long skinny one on the right"

From Linda (/L.) - "Why is my mouth open in every photo?"

madswede (John?):

I'm not stupid !!!
I turn my brain off on purpose ...

On the return trip from Dead Horse Point, Aaron decided to gas it.. Andy made chase. Later at the hotel:

Aaron: How fast were you going when you passed me?
Wild6: About 145.

I know this is a fun thread, but one quote that stood out this weekend

"james is in a better place"

just before the moment of silence in honor of Lapuwali at 9:14 on Saturday evening


Back to the fun.........

Most of the time I would call But considering the car and driver, I'll bet it's true

We were well over 110 when Andy passed us and it was like we were standing still. Watching him take those corners was a sight to behold

Andy and i diced it up on the dead horse run....

got back to the hotel and said "thanks for being my partner in crime andy" LOL

LOL!! I have the message on my cell phone to prove it.


I hate slow people!!!! (myself.)
Without missing a beat, What did you get behind yourself brian? (bmartin) everyone loves a smart ass...

Let's go Lisa (Howard)
I'm coming Howard (lisa)
We just thought you were breathing heavy (a crowd of smart asses)...

At the awards dinner
"Tough luck award - for the person who had the worst luck here in moab"

comment 1 (someone)
"Toast!"
-nope! she cant get another award for the same thing!

comment 2 (me)
"Mike ferg! he had to wash his car 3 times!" and he actually got it for that! LOLOLOL

ROFL

Nope. The winner is Joe Sharp, ordering drinks for Lisa and Linda at the Speedway Casino.

Joe: "I'd like a couple of blowjobs."

Barmaid: "I'll bet you would."

I'm gonna try for one here.

To the Nimrods who pushed my car into the middle of the parking lot

To the lovely lady that sat on the damp hood of my car and left a sitzmark, thanks for the gynecology lesson. Provide proof of your indentity and win a prize.

After dinner, standing in the restaurant parking lot where it was so dark that Howard said he could "see Uranus."

She's not kidding about the ALL WEEKEND!

But to be honest "I" am still laughing about that one!





Lisa

The So Cal caravan today in Barstow for a quick pit stop.........

Howard had a hot start problem all weekend, so I ...........

Click to view attachment

And /L (Linda Horne) who took the pic and was taking me back to Long Beach yelled.........


"Run..........run.............

run Forrest run"



Lisa

Lisa, how did we forget /L referring to Saturday as
Sha-Na-Na and the start of Rama-Lama-Ding-Dong?

Those aren't all pussy prints.......

homever voted my car for the golden wheelbarrel can kiss my white ass
===joe o,brien RRC06

Yeah, what's up with that??? I mean is washing it the whole deal? Do CWs really rule...HELL NO....! Just like with people...it's what's inside that counts....

jim - you had some funny one liners...

i cant remember them tho - why is that?

Can't be because of the beer....it's 21 in Utah......you must have altsheimers

"An ass-load of silicon." McMark

I had this lady that was staying at the Aarchway come up to me at my car and asked me:

"What kind of car is this?"

Me: "This is a Porsche 914."

Lady states with intrest: "Tell me about it."

So I proceded to tell her about the years it was made, the different types (4&6), the different variations in body and interiors. Just the basics. She asked a few questions.
That was totaly cool!

Stratplayer told me that someone came up to him and told him:

"You guys sure know how to put on a show."

i bet he wasn't one of the guys who stayed in the rooms next to the parking lot ...
Andy

Took me awhile to remember WTF that one was about. Something to do with inserting RTV in your ass... It was late and after many beers and shots.

I forgot this one.

Let me set the scene. Friday afternoon, with Howard and Slits in Slits room. (yes I was a bit nervous as well), but at the time, I was sure Howard didn't get his perscription filled of Viagra, so I wasn't to concerned. Anyway, as were sitting around drinking Tequila.


Howard: "when I come back in my next life, I'm coming back as a homo".

Slits and I: What?
Howard: Yea, I want someone to watch tv with, who won't look at me and say what's wrong?...

Hey shorty, for a guy who posts a lot you sure don't say much face to face.

With the two of you talking who can get a word in? besides I didn't want to screw with the comedy..
I have to be honest, Friday afternoon with the two of you was the best two hours I have spent in a long time. I enjoyed the laughter and the tequila.
Oh and I have that pastrami sandwich in my trunk. You two are worth the price of admission. Thanks for the laughter.

"Howard, How did you get up the cliffs to paint those pictures?"