There was that time when the hurricane was coming right for me, but it took a left, and pissed all over Karl.

There was that time when Brad was in jail, and we were going to break him out, South Park style.

Remember when I blew my first engine? Shucks, those were the days.

Hah! How about when i was putting in my top side seals, and I had then all greased up, and trying to feed them down the channels... HAH!

Remember when Aaron's car was uglier than mine?

Yesterday, i had a 45 minute cruise home, from playing a festival just south of here. I noticed an odd scent.. smelled like fuel, but plastic-ish too.. almost like the GOOP OFF! or whatever.

I had a couple odd stalls when stopping, but it started right back up.

I noticed fuel consumption was oddly up.

When I came back out, I smelled gas. I am afraid of gas. I see big pee spot, right under filter/pump area, and on inspection, I found a slice in the HP hose to plastic hose transition, but there could also be gas coming from higher up... I can tell, because when I jacked the car up...

THE GODDAMNED JACKING POINT COLAPSED

So, I think this makes 12 cars, sold 7, put 5 down.






M

A comedic yet tragic story, I don't think I will ever be the same.

miles, have you ever considered Therapy, and a good luck charm?

Yes, I will never be the sane either.


M

I'd post "this thread is useless with out pictures" but I know you don't have a camera.......


How bad is the failure?

I love your descriptive stories but my visual side says

I was just thinking about how you and others don't post as much these days.

sorry to hear about your 914 woes but glad you still have a gluten for them...

Bruce, the jack post is bent up at a rusty 35 degree angle.

Unless there are any objections, I'll be buying something with a cup holder.


M

crappola.....
time to find a "rust free" californian car....

Uhhhh Pete...this was a "rust free" California car........

And you killed it? The Great white north is tough on everything.

Miles is in the South....where cars become submarines and the government drops A bombs on the sleeping population..........

Sounds like it can be fixed....the parts are only $25 from Restoration Design......all you need are them and someone who can weld

Can you draw us one?


Really, what a bummer

My six is about ready for sale.........but I need real money from a real person.....since you don't exist, you'll prolly need Qarl to help ya out....

Geeeze Miles... what other kinda shit will be bestowed upon you???

That's a bummer, Man and I know how ya feel.

....b

This week:

1. Woman left.

2. Hammond B3: Kaput; gimme $10k.

3. Car break in half..

4. Protect ass by sitting on it for rest of day.


M

I hate the jack post setup and took mine off since they were bad also:D There are way more places to confidently jack our cars up and should be used since using these wackposts are like playing Russian roulette. If one needs to keep the darn thing original, I think its best to leave them undisturbed and jack somewhere else.

Me dos pesos wero.

This week:

1. Woman left.
She was bad for your karma.

2. Hammond B3: Kaput; gimme $10k.
Dunno much about appliances.

3. Car break in half..
Cheap fix.

4. Protect ass by sitting on it for rest of day.
Now you know how the sheep feel.


Get to work, and no cup holders dammit.

Looks like I'm on goatboy's ignore list.....

No, I cee you... I just don't kneed your headaches.

Do you have a Gayman for sale scheep?

SHUT UP JOE!



M

Nope....yer brother is too expensive.....

BTW: She'll be back.

Is that Dana Karvey?
I love that guy!
....b

Hell, I hate LA and I've been here 12 years. I hated it since I got here. She won't last. I am right.

I object.

And what makes you think you can just walk away?
No dice fella.
Once you're in the brotherhood, you're in for life.

I did that... bought something with a cup holder
Sold it 9 mos. later after driving in the wcc 06.

I came back 914less but "I'm BAAAACK"

.....b

Ya know, if Miles were real, and had a real 914, and it had a real jack post, all this would be important. Nothing to see here. He exists only in our worst dreams.

Good old G-n-R tune.... number one with a bullit.

Used to love her


I used to love her, but I had to kill her
I used to love her, but I had to kill her
I had to put her
Six feet under
And I can still hear her complain


I used to love her, but I had to kill her
I used to love her, but I had to kill her
I knew I miss her
So I had to keep her
She's buried right in my back yard


I used to love her, but I had to kill her
I used to love her, but I had to kill her
She bitched so much
She drove me nuts
And now I'm happier this way


I used to love her, but I had to kill her
I used to love her, but I had to kill her
I had to put her
Six feet under
And I can still hear her complain

Maybe this will make you feel better...

HAHAHA

Holy Crap... so THAT'S how you make soda come out of your nose...

too funny.

All you have to do is look into those beautiful blue eyes

I've been saving that picture for 6 months waiting for the right thread to use it.

Yeah, I haven't been posting much..

thank god i had just finished my first cup of coffee ...
Andy

Miles, WTF?

Fix your damned fuel leak... and drive the car "next door" to my place. Order the jackpoint in advance from RD, and we'll weld it in for you.

-Rusty

That sounds insane.

How about... I buy a new car, and we turn this one into a club project. (for you!)

Imagine the look of surprise on my face, when I drive up in a year, and it's all done.



M

looks like you guys got it all worked out!
Andy

In the interm you could go to Walmart and buy a cheap jack & stands. That way you could lift the car from the engine bar and fix the leak. That way you will have something to drive....... either that or you have to pull the Caddy out of storage.....

I'm going to resist the urge to mention 1) Truck 2) tow bar 3) over a year ago....

YOU JUST HAD TO DO IT

Bummer about the jack point and fuel leak dude.

Both easy fixes.

BTW, my teener has a cup holder.

$4.99 from Pep Boys.

Damn Miles, have a heart will ya????

GET THOSE SHEEP SOME EFFIN KNEEPADS FOR ONCE!!!

Nice to see you post Miles. If you weren't so far south I'd stop over and fix that stuff for you. But you've repaired harder stuff than this yourself already.